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The Tragedy of Wanda MacBeth
WARNING: This is an extremely sad story, so if you want to read this, do this at your own risk. If you don’t, please ignore this. Thanks. Also, Wanda is alive and healthy in many various stories, and will always remain alive. This is also a fake, and sad story.
- [This story begins with Wanda MacBeth, 16 years of age now, and in her home.]
- Roy: Wait! Where are you going?
- Wanda: I want to go outside.
- Tails: Okay, but please be careful.
- Rayman: Yeah, considering that you were once attacked by a dog.
- Wanda: [gasps, and then flashes back to the attack montage.]
- Waluigi: Wah! Be careful out there.
- Wanda: I will be careful, friends.
- Ness: If you want to go outside, I want to go, too.
- [Ness clings to Wanda.]
- Wanda: Okay, Ness. [hugs, and gently kisses him.]
- Ness:…
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I Had an Accident
- [The story begins with Patricia, and her best friend Wanda, whom were going for a walk. Wanda reminded Patricia that she had to go to the bathroom. Upon setting foot outside, an angry wild dog bit on Wanda so hard, and then lept on Wanda’s left leg, and its paw dug on her leg so hard and deep, her bones could be seen. The bite marks were also so bad, blood freely fell from her right arm.]
- [Wanda screams like a toddler]
- Patricia: Wanda!
- Wanda: Oww! [She cries in pain like a baby]
- [An ambulance drove to them]
- Roy: Oh, no! Wanda, are you okay?!
- Mr. Game & Watch: Oh no! It looks like you got severely injured.
- Young Link: What just happened?
- Ganondorf: You seem critically injured. Let’s take you to the hospital.
- [They take Wanda to the hospital. The doct…
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Frightening and Thunder
- [The story begins in a peaceful, and sprawling city on a rainy day]
- Wanda: Ohh, I hate rainy days…
- [Roy borrows her phone, and checks on the weather. He sees that a Severe Thunderstorm Warning is in effect]
- Roy: I’m so sorry to interrupt, but we are in a Severe Thunderstorm Warning.
- [Wanda listens to the rain, but a loud crash was heard. It was thunder! She starts to panic, and crawls up into the ceiling.]
- Zelda: It’s only a storm! Storms are—
- [Wanda faints, and falls apart. Her general body, arms, legs, and buttocks are separated. Wanda’s head eventually falls down into the floor]
- Zelda: Harmless when you are inside.
- Wanda: Toon Link! Could you help me get back together?
- Toon Link: Sure! I’m on it!
- [Toon Link jumps into the ceiling, and reads a man…
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Cruise On
- [this story begins with Wanda, who will celebrate her Sweet 16th birthday tomorrow. Her birthday is revealed to be on July 24th]
- Mario: So, this is your last day of being-a 15, right?
- Wanda: Yes, Mario.
- Ness: Did you say that you are turning… Sweet 16?!
- [Samus cheers, along with Kirby, Knuckles, Link, Pikachu, Fox, and Captain Falcon]
- Link: Congratulations!
- Captain Falcon: I cannot believe that you are turning 16 years old, Wanda. [hugs her feverishly]
- [They saw a cruise that is set to sail all the way to Portugal. Wanda ultimately got tickets, and went onto the cruise.]
- Ness: So, where are we going?
- Wanda: Portugal.
- Pikachu: Pika-Pikachu! (Portugal is good!)
- Wanda: I know right?
- Knuckles: Wait. Where’s Sonic?
- Sonic: I’m over here!
- [He runs to Knuckles, …
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Spring Up
- [this story begins with Wanda, who is silently walking to see her friends]
- Captain Falcon: Huh? Hm.
- [Wanda leaps right at Captain Falcon as a surprise]
- Captain Falcon: Whaaaaa!?
- Wanda: HI. Captain Falcon!
- Captain Falcon: HEY!
- [They playfully jump around, but he uses his Falcon Punch by accident, hitting her on the head, and leaving Wanda black and blue in the snow]
- Captain Falcon: Sorry, Wanda. That was an accident.
- [She immediately hugs him]
- Fox: Guys- look!
- [They look out of a window, and sees that nearly all of the snow is melting]
- Wanda: Shall we make the final snowman?
- [They high five each other, ready to make the last snowman of the year]
- Fox: Ready!?
- Captain Falcon: Yes!
- Wanda: Go!
- [They start building the snowman, and finished it after one hour]
- Fo…