The Joke Book is a collection of jokes. We always welcome suggestions here. We will not take offensive jokes. We hope these jokes will make you laugh.
Chuck Norris is the strongest guy alive. So strong that he even has a lot of facts.
|Megatron1||Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.|
|Ivy73||Chuck Norris can speak French in German|
|BNK||Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.|
|FalcoPunch||When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.|
|HavocReaper48||Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.|
|HavocReaper48||Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."|
|HavocReaper48||In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.|
|BNK||Chuck Norris can build snowmen out of rain.|
|DP99||Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.|
|HavocReaper48||Chunk Norris can do a Ken Combo with Marth in Brawl.|
|DP99 (CTE)||Chuck Norris can inhale Tabuu with Kirby in SSBM.|
|Doc King||Chuck Norris can do the Wombo Combo with his bear feet!|
|Megatron1||Chuck Norris was planned to be in SSB, but his weakest attack can OHKO any opponent. In addition, his awesomeness would have destroyed the game.|
|Ivy73||When Chuck Norris touches a baseball, it pops.|
|Megatron1||Chuck Norris is never in a war movie or invasion movie, because if he was, the movie would be too short.|
|184.108.40.206||Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.|
|HavocReaper48||Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.|
|Ivy73||Chuck Norris can strangle people with a cordless phone.|
|Zmario||Chuck Norris can drown a fish.|
|Hawk||Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.|
|Darktoonlink13||Chuck Norris wiped out the dinosaurs.|
|Mega||Yoshi is huge|
|SKmarioman||The Lost Bloopers!|
The joke book was made to have all jokes, even puns.
Some jokes are long, and this is the place to put them.
|Megatron1||[08:00] <Falcos> "I need more rage... I need more... cheese"
[08:00] <TNE|Talkspriting> :P
[08:00] <Demonic_Saint> HI SER
[08:00] <TNE|Talkspriting> Pitiful Cheeseless, mindlessly collecting cheese.
[08:00] <Falcos> "Can you spare... Some cheese?"
[08:00] <Mega> Diffferent word, different meanings :p
[08:01] * TNE|Talkspriting hasn't had a slice of cheese in years. >_>
[08:01] <BSB> The rage of the Cheeseblade releases that cheese
[08:01] <Mega> lol
[08:01] <SquareEnixRocks> I LOVE CHEESE.
[08:01] <BSB> Then they shall weave together to form, Kingdom Cheese
[08:01] <SquareEnixRocks> LOL.
[08:01] <Falcos> It's still the keyblade.
[08:02] <BSB> Random Note: I'm seeing Inception today
[08:02] <SquareEnixRocks> !_!
[08:02] <Sapharus> So.. Cheeseless = mice?
[08:02] <Sapharus> :o
[08:02] <Falcos> Thing is, Riku-Ansem has the keyblade of people's cheeses
[08:02] <Mega> better when you said cheeseblade
[08:02] <TNE|Talkspriting> Mice indeed :P
[08:02] <Falcos> No, Cheeseless are just heartless, only yellow and full of holes.
[08:03] <Sapharus> I like mice better. D:
[08:03] <Falcos> Fair enough.
[08:03] <SquareEnixRocks> :O
[08:03] <Mega> CHEESBLADE!
[08:03] <Falcos> We need to create the project: Kingdom Cheese
[08:03] <Mega> XD
[08:04] <Mega> Sora=swiss
[08:04] <Falcos> And Sora has three Cheeses at one point.
[08:04] <Demonic_Saint> I prefer mice too
[08:04] <Demonic_Saint> XD
[08:04] <Falcos> And the nobodies are bad guys because they have no cheese
[08:04] <Demonic_Saint> Ah... make sense
[08:04] <Mega> lol
[08:05] <Falcos> And Ansem, seeker of darkness just wants lots of cheese
[08:05] <Sapharus> THEY NEED CHEESE BECAUSE THEY WON A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF MACARONI ON A GAMESHOW, BUT THERE'S NO CHEESE WITH IT!
[08:06] <SquareEnixRocks> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:06] <SquareEnixRocks> THERE CAN NEVER BE NO CHEESE BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE DAIRY STATE!!!
[08:06] <Falcos> Oh god. What have I unleashed?
[08:07] <SquareEnixRocks> You have unleashed the power of Bieber Blast. </nigahiga>
[08:07] * Falcos hits you with the cheeseblade, taking all your cheese
[08:08] <Demonic_Saint> XD
[08:08] <SquareEnixRocks> T~T MY CHEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
For all the wannabe comedians, this is the place for your jokes.
|From||Kind of joke||Joke|
|Ivy73||Pun||Did you hear about the two peanuts who went into a bar? They got assaulted.|
Mortal Kombat Jokes
A serious game can be humorous sometimes.
|Megatron1||The movie, "The Day After Tommorow", is a real event that occurs in the future when Sub Zero decided to really finish Scorpion.|
Feel free to post a joke here. I will categorize it later. Make sure too sign your name if you want credit.
- Demmmm: Chuck Norris can type every word in the world with one finger in 1 millisecond.
- There's a pink house, a blue house, a red house and a white house. Where's the white house? Washington, D.C.! Ultrasonicfan (talk) 11:17, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club. --Psychicken17 (talk) 21:16, July 1, 2011 (UTC)