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Chuck Norris Jokes Facts

Chuck Norris is the strongest guy alive. So strong that he even has a lot of facts.


The Facts

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Vid
FromFact
Megatron1Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Ivy73Chuck Norris can speak French in German
BNKChuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
FalcoPunchWhen Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
HavocReaper48 Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
HavocReaper48Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
HavocReaper48In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
BNKChuck Norris can build snowmen out of rain.
DP99 Dp99 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
HavocReaper48Chunk Norris can do a Ken Combo with Marth in Brawl.
DP99 (CTE)Dp99Chuck Norris can inhale Tabuu with Kirby in SSBM.
Doc KingChuck Norris can do the Wombo Combo with his bear feet!
Megatron1Chuck Norris was planned to be in SSB, but his weakest attack can OHKO any opponent. In addition, his awesomeness would have destroyed the game.
Ivy73When Chuck Norris touches a baseball, it pops.
Megatron1Chuck Norris is never in a war movie or invasion movie, because if he was, the movie would be too short.
70.107.189.42Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
HavocReaper48Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Ivy73Chuck Norris can strangle people with a cordless phone.
Zmario Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
HawkChuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Darktoonlink13Chuck Norris wiped out the dinosaurs.
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BNK[1]
MegaYoshi is huge
SKmariomanThe Lost Bloopers!


Puns =\

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puns, wooo...
FromPun

Long Jokes

Some jokes are long, and this is the place to put them.

Joke
FromJoke
Megatron1[08:00] <Falcos> "I need more rage... I need more... cheese"

[08:00] <TNE|Talkspriting> :P

[08:00] <Demonic_Saint> HI SER

[08:00] <TNE|Talkspriting> Pitiful Cheeseless, mindlessly collecting cheese.

[08:00] <Falcos> "Can you spare... Some cheese?"

[08:00] <Mega> Diffferent word, different meanings :p

[08:01] * TNE|Talkspriting hasn't had a slice of cheese in years. >_>

[08:01] <BSB> The rage of the Cheeseblade releases that cheese

[08:01] <Mega> lol

[08:01] <SquareEnixRocks> I LOVE CHEESE.

[08:01] <BSB> Then they shall weave together to form, Kingdom Cheese

[08:01] <SquareEnixRocks> LOL.

[08:01] <Falcos> It's still the keyblade.

[08:02] <BSB> Random Note: I'm seeing Inception today

[08:02] <SquareEnixRocks> !_!

[08:02] <Sapharus> So.. Cheeseless = mice?

[08:02] <Sapharus> :o

[08:02] <Falcos> Thing is, Riku-Ansem has the keyblade of people's cheeses

[08:02] <Mega> better when you said cheeseblade

[08:02] <TNE|Talkspriting> Mice indeed :P

[08:02] <Falcos> No, Cheeseless are just heartless, only yellow and full of holes.

[08:03] <Sapharus> I like mice better. D:

[08:03] <Falcos> Fair enough.

[08:03] <SquareEnixRocks> :O

[08:03] <Mega> CHEESBLADE!

[08:03] <Falcos> We need to create the project: Kingdom Cheese

[08:03] <Mega> XD

[08:04] <Mega> Sora=swiss

[08:04] <Falcos> And Sora has three Cheeses at one point.

[08:04] <Demonic_Saint> I prefer mice too

[08:04] <Demonic_Saint> XD

[08:04] <Falcos> And the nobodies are bad guys because they have no cheese

[08:04] <Demonic_Saint> Ah... make sense

[08:04] <Mega> lol

[08:05] <Falcos> And Ansem, seeker of darkness just wants lots of cheese

[08:05] <Sapharus> THEY NEED CHEESE BECAUSE THEY WON A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF MACARONI ON A GAMESHOW, BUT THERE'S NO CHEESE WITH IT!

[08:06] <SquareEnixRocks> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:06] <SquareEnixRocks> THERE CAN NEVER BE NO CHEESE BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE DAIRY STATE!!!

[08:06] <Falcos> Oh god. What have I unleashed?

[08:07] <SquareEnixRocks> You have unleashed the power of Bieber Blast. </nigahiga>

[08:07] * Falcos hits you with the cheeseblade, taking all your cheese

[08:08] <Demonic_Saint> XD

[08:08] <SquareEnixRocks> T~T MY CHEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Bad/Corny Jokes

For all the wannabe comedians, this is the place for your jokes.

Joke
FromKind of jokeJoke
Ivy73PunDid you hear about the two peanuts who went into a bar? They got assaulted.

Mortal Kombat Jokes

A serious game can be humorous sometimes.

Joke
FromJoke
Megatron1The movie, "The Day After Tommorow", is a real event that occurs in the future when Sub Zero decided to really finish Scorpion.

Other Jokes

Feel free to post a joke here. I will categorize it later. Make sure too sign your name if you want credit.

  • Demmmm: Chuck Norris can type every word in the world with one finger in 1 millisecond.
  • There's a pink house, a blue house, a red house and a white house. Where's the white house? Washington, D.C.! Ultrasonicfan (talk) 11:17, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club. --Psychicken17 (talk) 21:16, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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