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I know where Osama bin Laden is hiding - in the Chicago Cubs' trophy closet!

About Me

I've been playing Smash since the first one came out. I have some fond memories with that game - playing against my cousins long into the night, almost fighting in real life to get the Poke Balls... good times. Anyway, though I've been playing for a while, I only recently discovered the more competitive nature of the game. Now I play both Brawl and Melee competitively, and try to get to as many tourneys in my area as I can. Unfortunately, there isn't exactly a hopping competitive scene where I live, so I'm really just confined to wifi and my game club at school. If anyone wants to brawl, post on my talk page - I don't have my friend code in front of me, so I'll get it up later.

Outside of Smash, I am currently a sophomore in high school, and I have my eye on the Savannah College of Art and Design in Georgia, where I hope to get a degree in game design. If you can't tell already, I am a passionate gamer, though I also enjoy theater, music, and art. I play second trombone in my school's top concert band, and bass trombone in the top jazz band. I used to play baseball for a while, though I don't play so much anymore. My favorite sports team of all time is the Nebraska Cornhuskers - I really don't care about other sports, unless it's the super bowl.

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Icon-sonic.gif This user wants to kill Sonic's voice actor.
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