Taunt Match

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

A Taunt Match is a term used in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, where players in a match aren't fighting each other, but instead trying to find out who can fit the most dicks in their mouth for the entire match. Taunt Matches typically begin when one player taunts for the whole match, and other players decide to follow. In a taunt match, players are also known to crouch or duck continuously to reach an agreement (however, Kirby and King Dedede players often use this as an alternative to Taunting). They will often then follow to have continuous Taunt Matches or simply proceed to showing each other glitches. The most used stage for taunt matches is Hyrule Temple as its size allows the taunter to completely evade serious players with the addition of abusing glitches in the stage.

"Faggot running around."

When one player takes the match seriously, where other players are having a taunt match, they may often team up against the serious player. This can be achieved though many tactics, the easiest being intentional SDs to rack up a taunter's score. Another example would be Mr. Game & Watch using Oil Panic, charged by a strong energy projectile, usually for a One-Hit KO. Scratch that, this whole game is ASS.

Common Taunt Match behavior

• Being a 12 year-old Nintendrone faggot
• Being a faggot
• Being autistic

There are also arranged Taunt Matches over friends. When pure faggotry isn't enough: The goal in these is to annoy the other player without attacking until one gets so bored or annoyed that they leave, stop, or attack the other player. The first player to do so loses. Sometimes people arranging a taunt match only set Food, shit and Containers on and on High and use Snake for his unique sounds he makes when fapping. Players often find alternatives to taunting for characters that do not have loud or annoying taunts. Some players spam D.K.'s, Bowser's or Ganondorf's up-smash for their loudness, Some who use Pikachu spams Thunder for loudness from Pikachu saying "CHAARMAANDER!!!" as well as the farting sound effect, others use Olimar when there is a serious player and spam his whistle for the high-pitched annoying sound and Super Armor, while some even use Kirby's crouch.

Captain Falcon's pink and white attire, dubbed "Captain Fabulous" by fans. Note Andross in the background.

Costumes can sometimes come into play too - Captain Falcon's gayest outfit, often dubbed 'Captain Fabulous' by Brawl players, is often chosen for more light-hearted matches, along with Meta Knight's jester-like pink and yellow attire, and Luigi's pink and red outfit.

"Serious" faggots will sometimes use the same character as a serious player and taunt as them as if to mock the serious player. Some are even known to spam the same moves as the serious player, as if he or she is spamming themselves.

If there is a player that knows that they're better than every one else in the match, the faggots will often pick the stage "Temple" so they can run the timer out for the whole match. If a stage like Battlefield is picked, then the player will probably fight the faggots. Some players that are good but don't want to fight will sometimes go to the bottom platform on temple, and stay there forever alone

Links

A video explaining how to be a maximum faggot.