WARNING:This user has a strange sense of humor.


Because my knowledge is so vast, you can also find me on this Wiki. Try not to have your head explode from my smartnessity.

Pikmin & Olimar Trophy

Halt! If you want to offer me your Friend Code, visualize Olimar as me and that Red Pikmin as you.

Replacement filing cabinet

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Forgive Me... Edit

But I'm new to Wikias. What do you mean by your comment? Megaton Hammerstein (talk)

LOL Edit

Your jokes are always cheering me up. Anyway, I'll write it down, but I don't have my wii in my possession. Once I get my report card, I'll get it back. --Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 14:11, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Melee TrophiesEdit

Hey, I was wondering if you have all of the Melee trophies. If so, could you send me a list of them by series? Thanks!


Do you have all of the "legal" ones?

User:Goronfan, Whoops!

Well, never mind. I'm conducting a list of trophies in Melee by series, but I don't have all of them, and all resources list them by the regular order. Meh. Thanks, anyway.


Like this?

Goronfan (talk) 19:31, 14 September 2008 (UTC)


Uhhh... Edit

Hey? - dogguy25 (talk) 19:34, 14 September 2008 (UTC)


Hey, I'm bored.Smorekingxg456 (talk) 21:07, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Is 6573-6843-6549 your friend code?Smorekingxg456 (talk) 21:09, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

How does the shout box work? is like IM?Smorekingxg456 (talk) 21:25, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I saw that it was fake. ok. im done for the night. bYe!. Smorekingxg456 (talk) 00:58, 15 September 2008 (UTC)


No. Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 00:43, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh. Whatever. T_T Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 00:58, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

I don't respond on my own talk page like others. Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 01:02, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

My lulz! There gone! --Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 01:24, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Help me find 'em! Tell a good joke! =D --Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 01:37, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

You misunderstand, I wasn't insulting you, I was stating the fact that you always make good jokes. --Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 03:28, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Uhhh... nevermind then? --Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 03:48, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Sigh, that just ruined my lulz... AGAIN! Wait... no... WAIT... ok they're back. --Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 04:11, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

are you sure...Edit

that your not the branster? KP317 (talk) 03:04, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

wait... for real? OK, IF IM HOLLYWOOD2, WHAT SITE DO I KNOW YOU FROM??? KP317 (talk) 03:19, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Question Edit

hello, cafinator, this is Xtrme. I am representing shade, JtM and I. we are recruiting members for our actual crew, and we would want you to join. Sincerely, Xtrme (talk) 22:30, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

why do you not want to join? i just need to know do i can tell the others.Xtrme (talk) 22:34, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

no really, just answer me. i want an honest response. Xtrme (talk) 22:38, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

its easy, just say yesh or no. Xtrme (talk) 22:42, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

I'll give you 2 days. by then, you can give me a serious answer. Xtrme (talk) 22:51, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm not going to pressure you but...Edit

Please consider Joining the AD. Sadly, I don't know the answer to your question. Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 22:45, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

You know what, nevermind. And could you quit with THE KING crap. It is so annoying and it ruins everybody's lulz. Mah boi, these lulz are what all true users strive for! Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 23:14, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh. Sorry... hehehe... uhhh... MAH BOI!!!!!!! Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 23:19, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Huh? Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 23:20, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Hmm... Edit

Three months? A little harsh, don't you suppose? If it is for the "I'm not going to make fun of you" thingy, well, you shouldn't take too much offense. Also, I haven't been bothering other users, when have I? Don't go back to the way you were, Randall, I was just startin' to like you! CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 03:49, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Wait, what just happened? FyreNWater - (TalkContributions ) 05:21, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Randall just banned Cafinator. That's what happened. Cheezperson (talk) 05:24, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
I think it's because the whole picture thing...I guess he got mad because I was told I was following the rules. Ehh...maybe not, though. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 18:11, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Kid, you've done absolutely nothing for this wiki except butt into talk pages with comments that have absolutely no bearing on anything. Come back when you're ready to actually contribute. Clarinet Hawk (talk · contributions) 18:06, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Polls...spelling corrections...adding to stubs...creating articles...helping when asked...welcoming new members--without that silly template--All I've really seen you do is post on the Forums and Talk pages. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 18:07, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
ohhhh snap that was a major burn haha. but seriously, even though he pretty much just makes a joke about something that has nothing to do with anything in the middle of a conversation on a talk page, being sarcastic and annoying isnt a violationg of wiki policy. KP317 (talk) 21:57, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Funny how some of the admins are kind'a like, "Swearing is allowed, but humor is strictly forbidden..." Heh heh! CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 23:51, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Hey, wait a second, KP317, whadd'ya mean by stupid catchphrases!? They're not stupid catchphrases, they're stupid references! CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:01, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

lolz! You would know KP. XD Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 22:48, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

indeed i would. what the hell is going on with the formatting on here i cant see anything im tying from the very left side :( KP317 (talk) 22:59, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

I know. The recent changes and search boxes are getting in the way! MarioGalaxy {talk} 23:00, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

It's happening to you guys too!? Let's investigate this! Blue Ninjakoopa (talk) 23:09, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, me too. Can't...see...writing...Hey, and my signature button isn't working...Actually typing your words is SO 10,000,000 B.C. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 23:51, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Uhh...hello? Anyone? Oh, the boxes aren't fixed again...CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 04:13, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Hey! Hello? Don't forget about me! CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 21:12, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

No way Edit

There is no way you just got banned. After everything with GXD, BNK, and Kperfekt, I thought this would be over. What did you do to get banned? Who's gonna run the polls? Who's gonna make funny remarks after everything I say? Cheezperson (talk) 05:22, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

I dunn'o. I'll just ask someone else to. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 18:06, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Ay ay ay! I hope this whole banning thing gets cleaned up so I can do something about the polls...Friday is coming soon, and I have to post a message on the Forums saying that voting is closed...A lot of people really enjoy polls, and they enjoy it more if they know they're the ones that chose it! CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 23:56, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and to everyone who's having trouble with the boxes on the left, click "Show preview" to move them out of the way.

...Augh! This is driving me crazy! No, not the boxes. The fact that I've been looking around this Wiki, and see so many useless pages...bad misspellings...and I can't do anything about it...! Oh, and boxes drive me crazy, too. Oh, and I want to see if I can...ehh...ask if there should be an article on something. Well, I'll try right here. Should there be an article on the wind effects on certain stages? Y'know, wind. Like...use Kirby's inhale move next to someone with a cape, but don't actually inhale them, and look at their cape. That's when I mean by wind. Or...maybe it's such a trivial thing that it doesn't need an article? CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 23:59, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Wait...Randall00... Edit

You banned me because I wasn't cooperating...? Well, of course I didn't want to cooperate--you asked where I lived! O_o

Woo! Smiley thingy! CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:07, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Wha--Randall00, I don't hate you! You helped me out a couple of--OK, one time...but it was really nice thing to do. And, still...I don't hate you. No matter what you could do, I won't be able to hate you. I don't know what you're really like.
...See, people. I can serious! ...Sometimes. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:10, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Do you have an MSN account or some other instant messenger of sorts? --RJM Talk 05:18, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Mmm...Nooooo. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 05:19, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Why should you ask? CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 05:28, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
I would like to discuss the matter of shortening yer block without being interrupted. Which is inevitable here. --RJM Talk 05:48, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Here is fine. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 06:44, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Or...y'know...something of which you should not look in the history to see what used to be here. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 06:55, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and one more thing... Edit

That...uhh...Sky admin guy...blocked my IP address forever, which is...oh...a teensy bit harsher than 3 months.

Augh, stupid glitches...I keep on forgetting to put my signature. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 04:16, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Hmm... Edit

You're banned, so when do I keep seeing your name in the recent changes? 05:33, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Because im a pretty cool guy eh fix articles and doesn't afraid of anything. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 05:46, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

A favor. Edit

I need a favor of any random person who happens to be here. I just need you to go to this Forum and just put "CLOSED" at the top of the "Nomination for Poll" section. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 18:15, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

ok JtM =^] (talk) 18:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and delete my text right underneath that. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 18:32, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

...OK, you don't have to. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 18:48, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, i was just eating, ill do that too. JtM =^] (talk) 18:55, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
OK, thank you. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 19:06, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

So yeah... Edit

Since I saw you tried to make an account on my board, I let you in. But before you get comfortable, you're not a member of the AD, are you? I'm sorry, but they aren't allowed on my board...except for Kperfekt, but he and I are close friends so I can trust him. If you're not a member and don't plan on doing any spying of sorts (which is the very reason I added that new member approval policy), then you're welcome to chat whenever you please. Shade (talk) 03:13, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Uhh...wrong number. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 04:45, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Eh...forget it. Don't click history. Don't. I said, "Don't." CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 04:46, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I've cleared it up. Congrats, you're apparently popular enough to have your identity stolen by Blue on my forum lol. Shade (talk) 00:25, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Woo. I got a secret code I give to friends to tell if they're really them or not, but I don't have one to tell if I'm really me or not! CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:26, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Well he actually confessed to doing it, and he apologized (for which I forgive him...I bet he's suprised by that). So I compared the IP address to his IP address and it was a match. Shade (talk) 01:24, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Templates. Edit

Say, does just making the title of an article something like, "Template:Example" automatically make it a template? Or is there something fancy shmantz you got to do? CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 14:52, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes, starting with template: puts it in the template namespace, ergo it is a template. Why is this important, as, no offense, you're banned. Clarinet Hawk (talk · contributions) 14:56, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
On SporeWiki? CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 19:04, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey, Hello? Edit

I thought we were...y'know, talkin' about my ban still. I'm still here. And you'll never get rid of me...Mwuhahahaha! CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:23, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

well actually all they have to dizzoo is protect your talk page. and your gone. forever. (like SOMEBODY did to mine)... anyways, yeah i think we are. you might not be getting it lifted anytime sizzoon though. KP317 (talk) 22:56, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Huh? CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 23:30, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

*STILL waiting for discussion with Randall* Edit

ಠ_ಠ CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 03:50, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

LOLZ im bizzored. KP317 (talk) 03:53, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

I knizzow. C'mon Rizzandall. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 03:54, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Still waiting. Stop ignoring me and my e-mails. ಠ_ಠ CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 15:32, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Better things to do with my time; your ban has been shortened in spite of the fact that you show no signs of even understanding why you were banned in the first place. Kindly wait it out. --RJM Talk 15:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
That's because I don't understand why I was banned in the first place. I'm still waiting for you to explain. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 16:20, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
You were banned for publicly breaking the rules and flaunting it to the administrators. Additionally, you would randomly insert links or pictures that had nothing to do with anything into talk pages. Spamming links to external sites is also grounds for a ban. This wiki is not a social networking utility or a smash discussion board but an encyclopedia. Seeing as you treated it as only the first two, you really had no place here to begin with. I hope you understand what you need to do when you come back. You obviously want to contribute here, but it needs to be done in the correct manner. Clarinet Hawk (talk · contributions) 16:26, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Let Randall00 explain. You're the one telling me not to butt into conversations. ಠ_ಠ CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 22:29, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

This is EXACTLY what we're talking about--just completely disregarding what we say and trying to take every word and every rule to turn it against us and for what!? Look, you can't just go and delete a sysop's absolutely correct attempt to answer your question, showing complete disregard and disrespect for his input and then try and turn it on me because I've told you in the past that it doesn't help for you to butt into a Q&A and not even addressing the issue at hand. The reasons that you were banned should be plain as day and you know what they are, so what you should do is wait it out because that's the point. But no, you wanna be a little punk and try and catch us in a technicality and get us to list an explicit reason for your ban and then point to the policy and even then, I'm sure we wouldn't hear the end of it. Change your attitude. --RJM Talk 02:10, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
It's called a joke. Come back when you're in a better mood. Name calling gets us nowhere. I should know. I'm a clown. ಠ_ಠ CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 02:14, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

OK, all I want to do is end this. I simply want you to apologize, and I'll apologize, we'll forget about this, 'n' stuff. Alright? CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 02:44, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

It's a joke, and you're still banned. Clarinet Hawk (talk · contributions) 04:52, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm trying to apologize to Randall00, not you. You treat me very poorly. Why just say, "Hello!" now and then? ಠ_ಠ CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 05:54, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
You also remind me of GLADoS, oddly...But that's beyond the point. In simple terms, LEEMME ALONE. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 05:57, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
Holy silt, Cafinator. Be more tactful. Are you trying to get banned longer?? FyreNWater - (TalkContributions ) 06:56, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
Dear word, what's happened to the website? CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 07:03, 25 September 2008 (UTC) must've just been my browser acting up. And, sorry. Clarinet Hawk irks me a lot with how she treats me. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 07:04, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
I'm a guy. Clarinet Hawk (talk · contributions) 14:09, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Uhh...why did you do that, Smore? CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:06, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

I messed up...Smore Talk 00:07, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

SUCCESS!Smore Talk 00:09, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

...OK. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:10, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Yeah...All that matters is that your page is archived.YESH!YESH!Smore Talk 00:12, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Curse my forgetfulness. I'm still not logged in, am I? ಠ_ಠ 00:23, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Ignore me! I'm just waiting out my ban as normal. Nothing to see here. ಠ_ಠ CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:25, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................................I see.Smore Talk 00:27, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Yup. We're just talking about articles.

So, how is that one article that has words in it? CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:29, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

It's doing good, could use some clean-up, but its doing good, its doing good.Smore Talk 00:30, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Good. Glad to see that article still has words. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:31, 10 October 2008 (UTC)


But leave LOL FAIC alone. He's awesome. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 00:55, 10 October 2008 (UTC)


SmashWiki:User_Talk_Page_Guidelines --RJM Talk 01:50, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

*Learns* CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 02:00, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Well, it will be a lot better if we can get people to go on the IRC. CAFINATOR Gentlemen... 03:23, 10 October 2008 (UTC)


Woo. Yeah. Fun. CAFINATOR DO NOT CLICK HERE 23:17, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Oh, you removed the polls. Well, that was the last bit of fun here. Enjoy the last few members you have. CAFINATOR DO NOT CLICK HERE 23:18, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

*Insert boring unrelated conversation here.*

Leave me alone. Dang teenagers and their newfounded technologies. Hmph.

And mind your own business. I'm going to Sporewiki, where it is phun@@CAFINATOR DO NOT CLICK HERE 02:11, 14 October 20

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