The DK Rap, also called the Monkey Rap, is a rap song introduced in Donkey Kong 64, also heard in Super Smash Bros. Melee's Kongo Jungle stage. It can be unlocked in Super Smash Bros. Brawl but it is named Kong Jungle (Melee) and it is used on Jungle Japes as a selectable song.
Lyrics[]
He-he-here we go
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
DK! DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Haha, Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
He can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Aww yeah!
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Trivia[]
This song has been edited to remove the word "hell" from Chunky Kong's part of the rap. The word "hell" was replaced with "heck", although Super Smash Bros. Melee was still rated T for Teen (a rating which would permit the use of "hell"), whereas DK 64 was given a E for Everyone rating (which normally would not permit use of said word).