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I Had an Accident
- [The story begins with Patricia, and her best friend Wanda, whom were going for a walk. Wanda reminded Patricia that she had to go to the bathroom. Upon setting foot outside, an angry wild dog bit on Wanda so hard, and then lept on Wanda’s left leg, and its paw dug on her leg so hard and deep, her bones could be seen. The bite marks were also so bad, blood freely fell from her right arm.]
- [Wanda screams like a toddler]
- Patricia: Wanda!
- Wanda: Oww! [She cries in pain like a baby]
- [An ambulance drove to them]
- Roy: Oh, no! Wanda, are you okay?!
- Mr. Game & Watch: Oh no! It looks like you got severely injured.
- Young Link: What just happened?
- Ganondorf: You seem critically injured. Let’s take you to the hospital.
- [They take Wanda to the hospital. The doct…
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Frightening and Thunder
- [The story begins in a peaceful, and sprawling city on a rainy day]
- Wanda: Ohh, I hate rainy days…
- [Roy borrows her phone, and checks on the weather. He sees that a Severe Thunderstorm Warning is in effect]
- Roy: I’m so sorry to interrupt, but we are in a Severe Thunderstorm Warning.
- [Wanda listens to the rain, but a loud crash was heard. It was thunder! She starts to panic, and crawls up into the ceiling.]
- Zelda: It’s only a storm! Storms are—
- [Wanda faints, and falls apart. Her general body, arms, legs, and buttocks are separated. Wanda’s head eventually falls down into the floor]
- Zelda: Harmless when you are inside.
- Wanda: Toon Link! Could you help me get back together?
- Toon Link: Sure! I’m on it!
- [Toon Link jumps into the ceiling, and reads a man…
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Cruise On
- [this story begins with Wanda, who will celebrate her Sweet 16th birthday tomorrow. Her birthday is revealed to be on July 24th]
- Mario: So, this is your last day of being-a 15, right?
- Wanda: Yes, Mario.
- Ness: Did you say that you are turning… Sweet 16?!
- [Samus cheers, along with Kirby, Knuckles, Link, Pikachu, Fox, and Captain Falcon]
- Link: Congratulations!
- Captain Falcon: I cannot believe that you are turning 16 years old, Wanda. [hugs her feverishly]
- [They saw a cruise that is set to sail all the way to Portugal. Wanda ultimately got tickets, and went onto the cruise.]
- Ness: So, where are we going?
- Wanda: Portugal.
- Pikachu: Pika-Pikachu! (Portugal is good!)
- Wanda: I know right?
- Knuckles: Wait. Where’s Sonic?
- Sonic: I’m over here!
- [He runs to Knuckles, …
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Spring Up
- [this story begins with Wanda, who is silently walking to see her friends]
- Captain Falcon: Huh? Hm.
- [Wanda leaps right at Captain Falcon as a surprise]
- Captain Falcon: Whaaaaa!?
- Wanda: HI. Captain Falcon!
- Captain Falcon: HEY!
- [They playfully jump around, but he uses his Falcon Punch by accident, hitting her on the head, and leaving Wanda black and blue in the snow]
- Captain Falcon: Sorry, Wanda. That was an accident.
- [She immediately hugs him]
- Fox: Guys- look!
- [They look out of a window, and sees that nearly all of the snow is melting]
- Wanda: Shall we make the final snowman?
- [They high five each other, ready to make the last snowman of the year]
- Fox: Ready!?
- Captain Falcon: Yes!
- Wanda: Go!
- [They start building the snowman, and finished it after one hour]
- Fo…
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Who’s the April Fool Now?
This skit is in honor of April Fools’ Day:
- [it begins in one morning, when Wanda heard a strange knocking on the door]
- Aryll: I’ve got some good pranks, that will make you chatter about!
- [she places a chattering teeth toy in Wanda’s mouth, making her lose control of her mouth]
- Aryll: You thought you can snap this gum, right? Well this gum…
- [it snaps on Wanda’s hand]
- Aryll: …snaps you!
- Wanda: All right! Enough! [slams the door, but struggles to laugh, and starts laughing hysterically]
- [Aryll re-appears, now meeting Vega and Toon Link, all laughing about what their pranks will be]
- Aryll: Welcome… to the Who’s the Aryll’s Fool Now? Prankwell Emporium!
- [Wanda walks to her car, and starts driving, but when she lost control, the steering wheel popped, and a …
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NicktoonLover and Roy (inspired by William Shakespeare’s “Romeo & Juliet”)
This is a parody of William Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet. I would be Juliet Capulet, and Roy would be Romeo Montague.
- [the parody begins with Ganondorf and Young Link looking at the sky, as Ganondorf sings the intro, while Young Link plays the drums, but in a style similar to the song “Colors of the Wind” by Vanessa Williams]
- Ganondorf: ♪Two households, both alike in dignity… in fair Tallinn, where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge, breaking into new mutiny… where civil blood… makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes… a pair of star-crossed lovers, take their life, whose misadventured piteous overthrows. Doth with their death bury… their parents’ strife. The fearful passage of their death-marked love, and the…
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The Spanish Effect
- [the skit begins in a preschool located near Wanda’s bedroom, and all of Wanda’s friends were freaking out that they were now “action figures”, but are actually not]
- Zelda: Look out for the ball! It’s bouncing to us!
- Ganondorf: [unfortunately gets whacked by the ball, and moans in extreme pain]
- Marth: [screams, and runs as the ball chases him]
- Falco: [tries to use a laser beam, but it would not work]
- Roy: Retreat! [surrenders the preschool, along with Zelda, Ganondorf, Falco, and Marth]
- Ganondorf: O-o-o-o-ow!
- [the quartet feverishly runs to Wanda’s bedroom, in the hopes of healing him]
- Peach: [tries to revive him, but supposedly fails] It wasn’t my fault!
- [Ganondorf kicks the quintet, and shows his new self- all what you might expect (especially the pers…
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The Insomniac
What you’re about to see is a skit about being an insomniac.
- [it begins with Wanda, a 15-year-old girl, who has now moved to the Super Smash Bros. world, but grew restless]
- Falco: Wanda? You okay?
- [Wanda stares, and reveals her older brother Sebastian, who is 17 years old]
- Sebastian: Where am I? What is this place? And why can’t Wanda go to sleep?
- Falco: Wait- you have a brother?
- Wanda: [nods]
- Link: Oh dear! Looks like Wanda became… an insomniac!
- Sebastian: Falco! Link! I think we need a place for my sister to at least try to [dolphin noise] rest.
- Ganondorf: Aren’t you a little young to use profanity?
- Sebastian: Yes. Yes I am.
- Falco: Wait, what?!
- Ice Climbers: [they stare at Sebastian]
- Marth: Would you please stop using major profanity? It is starting to g…