Pit:hey dark

*dark it's face turns red*

Dark pit:I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK *vine boom* AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT *vine boom*

Pyra:what the heck is going on out there?

Mythra;look. I don't care right?

Dark pit:LOOK AT YOUR OWN NUTSACK *vine boom*

Pit:I DIDN'T EVEN SAAAAID ANYTHING

dark pit:dude atcs like if I care *vine boom* I don't care

Pit:at least let me get my crap out first

Dark pit:WHY WON'T YOU GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE HOSPIDAL *vine boom*

Pit:you took one look at the internet and said "humanity had to die" *vine boom* bro buried himself black. He wants to be @SEEKDOORSFORREAL so bad *vine boom* I know YOU AIN'T TALKIN. YOU LOOK LIKE A DISCOUNT MYSELF *vine boom*

Dark pit:discount yourself?.......gee. how long did you took to come up with that one huh? *vine boom*

Pit:that's it.........I have to pull out my secret weapon..........you're ugly

*dark pit falls into the ground and cries*

Pyra:*walks in the street sad* man......Bowser ruined my life. Now everyone will see me naked...I want to die

???:hey girl

Pyra:Hm? *turns her head*

???:I see ur getting rekt. I will help you.

Pyra:at what co-

*the mysterious entity disappeared in front of her eyes*

Pyra:*shocked*

*meanwhile bowser*

Bowser:wow. My most recent instagrom post got over 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 likes

*the mysterious entity appeared in front of Bowser with a green flash of fire*

Bowser:WHO IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU?!?!

???:I am the manifestation of your biggest fears. The green thunder. MR. L

Bowser:did I a-

Mr. L:DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK? YOU SICK FREAK? ANTI-LIFE BLAST

*Bowser turns into green fire and was completely erased from earth's face*

Mr. L:my job here is done *he teleports*

The koopalings:*30 minutes of silence*

*Mr. L returns from pyra*

Mr. L:I erased Bowser from earth's face

Pyra:ok. Well, it wasn't what I was expecting but it's fine for me. I won't miss him.....at all......

Bowser:ah. What a lovely day

Pyra:you think? *attacks bowser*

Bowser:you again?

Pyra:yes. And now you will DIE for what you did to me! *proceeds to attack bowser*

Bowser:oh really? *leaves all clothes to pyra*

Pyra:HUH?

*pyra's face turns red and iggy vomits*

Bowser;wow if you're naked, they're even more longer *vine boom but longer and louder* *Bowser takes his phone and makes a photo of naked pyra and posts it on Instagram*

*pyra begins to run crying and bowser starts laughing*

Morton:............I should have stopped him a long time ago

Ludvig:*plushfied*

Donkey kong:*appears* hey bowser I saw what you posted on Instagram and that's kinda GA-

???:*knocks on the door*

Bowser:Hmm? Who's knocking at the door?

Larry:let me see *opens the door*

Pyra:hello

Bowser:not this b*tch again

Pyra:I can hear you

Bowser:did I ask?

Pyra:why are you so rude with me?

Bowser:did I ask?

Bowser Jr.:ok that's enough daddy

Morton:*approaches junior*just let him cook

Bowser Jr.:we can't. If he does something that would hurt pyra?

Morton:don't be paranoic. He will never-

Bowser:NO DAD! *vine boom* NO MOM! *vine boom* NO ASPIRATIONS! *vine boom* NO ORIGINALLITY! *vine boom* NO JOB! *vine boom* NO MONEY! *vine boom*

Roy:no fellow americans *vine boom*

Bowser:*semi-turns into fury Bowser* NO HOPE! *vine boom* NO LOVE! * vine boom*

Pyra:HEY! CHILL!

Bowser:did I ask?

Pyra:at least I am beautiful. Unlike you!

Bowser:so you're saying that people had to be living weapons to be beautiful? *vine boom* people only likes you because of the size of your bo[redacted] *vine boom*

The koopalings:WHAAAAT??? AND AGAIN, WHAAAAT???

Pyra:*embarrassed*

Bowser:anything else to say?

Pyra*runs off*

Bowser:This is why you should never enter in my house

Ludvig:*remains silent for 30 seconds* that was pretty racist for me

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