Okay, so I'll let you know that I actually made it pretty far with them! Making it to the round 4 without a loss but then lost BOTH MY LIVES to this Lucas player which I could've won against, but honestly.. I'm just happy I made it that far with them. Thanks for suggesting them! I may try to play them more in the near future!

Who shall I play next, Smashpedia?

Mario: Most people say you’re old but that is just never true. You are just boring. You play a character with the most basic combos and the most basic kill confirms.

Donkey Kong: You play a lot of Smash Bros. While the character is very braindead, he’s fun. You go for the most fake and nonsensical combos possible and don’t really take the game seriously.

Link: You think you are so cool. Link mains will lab the same bomb setups thousands of times and when they finally land one, they will never let you forget it.

Samus: Samus players are online gremlins. They wanna have Elite Smash with every character but can only do it with the least skill required ones.

Dark Samus: The same as all the Samus players but they think they are cool while doing it.

Yoshi: Actually brainless play. You are either a child or just turn your brain off when you’re playing this game.

Kirby: The epitome of a manchild. If you aren’t nine years old, you most certainly act like it.

Fox: You’re bad. I feel like most Fox player aren’t very good at the game. The character is difficult but I’ve never run into a Fox player and thought “yeah, that player was pretty good.”

Pikachu: You want to be good at this game. But unlike the Samus mains, you know that you aren’t very good and you are in the process of getting better. Don’t worry, you’ll drop Pikachu before you get good.

Luigi: You are kinda sad. You play a lot of Luigi and still consistently miss the zero-death. You also suck, but more than the Fox mains.

Ness: You are one of the “cool” Ness players. You don’t spam PK Fire. You just spam his aerials instead and pretend you’re “cool.

Captain Falcon: You are a walking red flag. Having a pocket Falcon is very common but maining Falcon is a level of egocentrism I will never reach.

Jigglypuff: You either are the chillest person in the room, or a child. No in between.

Peach: Whenever I play against you, I’m always thinking “get a job.” Peach mains are the same as Link mains. They practice the same combos and then fish for them all game, likely not get it, but when they do, it’s going straight to Twitter.

Daisy: Everything I said about Peach is negated because you’re playing Daisy.

Bowser: Similar to Yoshi mains in terms of brainless behavior but actually cares about winning.

Ice Climbers: Actually smart players. While characters like Peach are difficult, the players aren’t very bright. Icies mains have big brains.

Sheik: You love mashing. You love how pretty much all of your moves combo into another. You also complain a lot.

Zelda: Unironically the most soulless people to play the game. You camp all game and feel absolutely 0 remorse for your opponents.

Dr. Mario: Mario mains but you also aren’t nearly as boring. You aren’t the life of the party but you’re chill.

Pichu: You have a burning passion to prove that Pichu is still good and I can respect that.

Falco: You do your auto combos and think you’re sick. You are technically good at the game but you play Falco like you aren’t

Marth: Weirdly normal. You aren’t boring but I wouldn’t be able to figure out you played Smash if I saw you.

Lucina: Now, you have crossed the line to boring. You are making the jump to competitive Smash so you chose the easiest, least tech needed character possible.

Young Link: Not only do you think you’re cool, but you have never been cool. At least Link mains can be impressive. But Young Link is sauceless.

Ganondorf: Just playing the game to have fun. You lose quite a bit (i mean you’re playing ganon) but you go for the most stupid moves and crazy plays. You enjoy doubles and free for all over 1v1.

Mewtwo: Quiet kid vibes. You’re really good at the game but you don’t really play much offline.

Roy: You somehow manage to love mashing more than Sheik mains. You are playing a point and click adventure with the A button.

Chrom: You are like Roy mains but you hate yourself.

Mr Game and Watch: You smell so bad it’s crazy. You are the person that is told to go home during truth or dare. You are the problem.

Meta Knight: Similar to Mewtwo but you play a significantly less skillful character. You also enjoy mashing.

Pit: You are incredibly cringey. You mean good and are nice but really damn cringe.

Dark Pit: You’re just cringey. You aren’t nice at all.

Zero Suit Samus: If you use the normal skin, you’re pretty good at the game. Not the most skilled but you play a rather honest character and are probably pretty good. If you use the scandalous ZSS, you’re 12.

Wario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (you played Ultimate since it’s release and are very okay at the game)

Snake: Not nearly as good as people say. You have a great sense of timing but aren’t the smartest.

Ike: Online gremlin but don’t want to be grouped in with all the projectile characters.

Pokemon Trainer (Squirtle): You are normal. Similar to Marth mains but you have way more passion for Smash Bros.

Pokemon Trainer (Ivysaur): Ivysaur mains are very close to as soulless as Zelda mains.

Pokemon Trainer (Charizard): You are stupid but you know you’re stupid so you don’t take yourself so seriously.

Diddy Kong: You think you can go pro but you can’t. You know you aren’t cool, you just think you’re good.

Lucas: You’re okay at the game but play a easy character. You are also a overconfident prick.

Sonic: Soulless. Also a freak.

King Dedede: You’re stupid just like Charizard players but you actually think you’re smart.

Olimar: You’re not real.

Lucario; You love cheating.

R.O.B: The most tryhard, no life, no women player you will EVER meet.

Toon Link: You just wanna be different than the other Link mains.

Wolf: I’ve said this a lot. Wolf mains think they are so gooooooooooood. You’re actually cringe. Get a job.

Villager: You’re pretty cool to be honest. The character is kinda cringe but the player isn’t the most annoying.

Wii Fit Trainer: Similar to Villager but every joke anybody makes will fly over your head.

Rosalina and Luma: Hello, Dabuz.

Little Mac: You are trying to prove you’re good by playing with a bottom tier but you don’t wanna play Ganon. You want to cheat.

Greninja: Similar to Mewtwo mains but you are not NEARLY as good as Mewtwo.

Palutena: Death is the only solution.

Pac-Man: Your entire humor is about being goofy. Like random=funny type of goofy.

Robin: Actual dweeb. Nerd. Geek.

Shulk: Part of the hivemind.

Bowser Jr: You have to be 4 years old.

Duck Hunt: Who are you?

Ryu: Cool but have an ineptitude to get any bitches.

Ken: Literally the same thing.

Cloud: You are the coolest, hottest, best, funniest and all around, the greatest person in the world.

Corrin: You play an… interesting character to mask the fact that you are just as boring as Lucina players.

Bayonetta: You’re a washed up Smash 4 player. I know that’s the basic response but it’s true.

Inkling: You still think this character is still top tier but they are very clearly mid tier. And I’m not trying to blow up somebodies spot but, when June rolls around, it may or may not be your month.

Ridley: Hype beast vibes. You are incredibly loud. I dislike you.

Simon: Beta, loser, bum, just terrible.

Richter: Hot.

King K Rool: Dumb. But unlike Charizard and Dedede, I’m not sure if you think you’re smart or dumb.

Isabelle: Actual Animal Crossing fans. Villager players probably have play Animal Crossing, but Isabelle players LOVE Animal Crossing.

Incineroar: You are garbage at the game but still hit the coolest clips.

Piranha Plant: Funny guy. I mean, you aren’t funny but you try to be.

Joker: Once again, the most attractive, skillful, smart person to ever touch a controller.

Hero: You’re good but never play to your top talent. Even in tourney, you troll.

Banjo and Kazooie: Broken. Defeated. Depressed. Sad. Unwell.

Terry: You want to be as good as the Ryu and Ken mains but you need your training wheels.

Byleth: Still boring but not as much as the other Fire Emblem mains.

Min-Min: You thrive off of other pain and suffering. A literal leech.

Steve: You are both funny and the lamest person in the room.

Sephiroth: Not much to say here. I don’t have any opinions on Sephiroth mains.

Pyra/Mytha: Not nearly as much of a Xenoblade fan as Shulk players. You love mashing.

Kazuya: You spent days in training mode and think that it would make you good. You just don’t have a job.

Sora: CHILDREN.

Mii Brawler: Kinda cool. Eh.

Mii Swordfighter: Bland. Like the bread of Smash Bros. Maybe more interesting than Lucina and Corrin mains.

Mii Gunner: You care SO much about winning, you forget the main point of playing the game. It isn’t about mashing the same 4 button OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Zero life, zero job, zero friends. The epitome of a bum.

basically, this tier list is based off of how good they are in a items high, stage hazard format. Any character that relies on actual talent is probably low.

Mach Rider is a heavily underrated game and character. The fact they were planned for Smash Melee but scrapped is just sad. It's even worse when they only returned as a spirit and a song track.

Personally, Mach Rider would be a perfect new member to the roster for Smash 6, especially over Excitebiker. Sorry Excitebike fans, but Mach Rider can actually fight. A motorcycle and a MACHINE GUN?! Mach Rider has to be added to Smash. Sakurai could probably make Mach Rider work similar to Wario, where he can ride his motorcycle as an attack.

Despite Mach Rider having almost no source material to work with, neither did the Duck Hunt Duo or the Ice Climbers. Allowing Mach Rider to fire his weapon whilst on his motorcycle could work well, clearly referencing what you do in Mach Rider on the NES. If you didn't already, the Mach Bike from Mario Kart Wii is based on Mach Rider. Having Mach Rider be able to wheelie as a reference to another reference would be cool too.

To summarise, I think Mach Rider should be in Smash 6. The fact he was planned for Melee, a game from 2001, proves that Mach Rider is definitely possible in a new Smash game. What do you think about Mach Rider joining Smash? Do you have any ideas for attacks, taunts etc?

so I already did the best so here is the worst character I could build

Jab: Samus is the obvious selection. This move just doesn't work half the time and when it does, its still pretty bad.

Dash Attack: Yeah, its Marth. Weak as hell without tipper, slow, high commitment and not even worth it if you land it.

Forward Tilt: Robin has really bad tilts and I wanna use a variety of character, so this will be the only Robin tilt I include.

Down Tilt: Jigglypuff Down Tilt is really slow and it is just worse than every other tilt.

Up Tilt: Ganondorf Up Tilt is so awful. No super armor really pushes this over the edge for me.

Neutral Air: Duck Hunt has a really bad Nair. Its slow, doesn't combo and is just useless. At least Little Mac Nair can kinda combo.

Forward Air: I have to go Little Mac here. I'm using Little Mac twice on this list as you will see with back air but almost every fair in this game is good.

Back Air: Yeah, Little Mac back air sucks.

Down Air: Ridley Down Air might actually be the worst spike in the game. You have to be the most precise person to hit this down air.

Up Air: Banjo Up Air isn't the worst move but its still pretty bad.

Forward Smash: Between Sheik and ZSS, ZSS feels a little worse but I could change my mind.

Down Smash: Wario Down Smash is weak and so hard to hit that you won't land it anyway.

Up Smash: Hero Up Smash is atrocious. It has no scoop hitbox and even with crits, it sucks.

Grab: Ice Climbers. They just have the shortest range.

Forward Throw: I genuinely can't decide. They all do nearly the same thing. You can give this character any forward throw that doesn't kill and it will be exactly the same.

Back Throw: Sheik Back Throw just to avoid having a kill throw.

Down Throw: As a Cloud main, his Down Throw isn't very good but I'm not passing on Sheik. It can't kill, it can combo with Sheik but not this character.and is just send at a weird direction.

Up Throw: Puff Up Throw is by far the worst throw in the game. It sends WAY to high at zero and it doesn't kill Bowser until 301%. This move sucks (its kinda funny cause my best character also had this move but that was just to combo into thunder).

Neutral Special: Falcon Punch or Warlock Punch. Personally, Falcon Punch is worse because of the lack of super armor. Rollout was also for consideration but Jigglypuff already has so many moves on this list.

Side Special: Another decision is between Kirby Hammer Flip and Yoshi Egg Roll. As much as I despise Kirby, Yoshi Egg Roll is too god awful to not give the bottom spot.

Down Special: Skewer is probably the best special on this character. And Skewer sucks.

Up Special: Sopo is clearly the choice here. No hitbox and goes pretty much nowhere in the air. This move is awful.

Final Smash: There are so many option. Puff, Rosalina and Sonic to name a few. But Rosalina and Luma have such a useless final smash its clearly them.

basically, I split up the roster to two halves. Good means you're on the better side of fighters and bad mans you're not.

Mario: Good

Donkey Kong: Bad

Link: Bad

Samus: Good

Yoshi: Good

Kirby: Bad

Fox: Good

Pikachu: Good

Luigi: Good (barely)

Ness: Good

Captain Falcon: Good

Jigglypuff: Bad

Peach: Good

Bowser: Bad

Ice Climbers: Good (barely)

Sheik: Good

Zelda: Bad

Dr Mario: Bad

Pichu: Bad (barely)

Falco: Good

Marth: Bad

Lucina: Good

Young Link: Good

Ganondorf: Bad (what a surprise)

Mewtwo: Bad (barely)

Roy: Good

Chrom: Bad

Mr Game and Watch: Good

Meta Knight: Bad

Pit: Bad (this is a 50/50)

ZSS: Good

Wario: Good

Snake: Good

Ike: Bad

Pokemon Trainer: Good

Diddy Kong: Good

Lucas: Good (kind of a hot take)

Sonic: Good

King Dedede: Bad

Olimar: Good

Lucario: Bad

R.O.B: Good

Toon Link: Bad

Wolf: Good

Villager: Bad

Wii Fit Trainer: Bad

Rosalina and Luma: Bad

Little Mac: Bad

Greninja: Good

Palutena: Good

Pac-Man: Good

Robin: Bad

Shulk: Good

Isabelle: Bad

Incineroar: Bad (barely)

Piranha Plant: Bad

Joker: Good

Hero: Good

Banjo and Kazooie: Bad

Terry: Good

Byleth: Good

Min-Min: Good

Steve: Good

Sephiroth: Good

Pyra/Mythra: Good

Kazuya: Good

Sora: Good

Mii Brawler: Good

Mii Swordfighter: Bad

Mii Gunner: Bad

Notice how every DLC besides 1, arguably (hero) 2 are good.

Smash Ultimate is a big game. There is a LOT of stuff to do when you play Smash Ultimate. So I wonder, how much time do you have to play to fully beat Smash Ultimate.

To start, we need to unlock every character in Smash Ultimate. The quickest way to do this is classic mode. It takes around 4 minutes to complete one path of classic mode. Lets just say, for the sake of this post, that it takes 4 minutes for each classic mode. Multiply that by 83 (all fighters excluding Mii Fighters) and you have completed Smash Bros. Or at least the first part.

Time: 415 minutes

That actually kills two bird with one stone because we also completed every characters classic mode. But I want more than that, I want a 9.9 intensity for each characters classic mode. Luckily, the theoretical player of this save is a gamer and completed each 9.9 as well while unlocking characters. So that's three birds.

So we move on from classic mode and begin with Mob Smash. Starting with Century Smash. The theoretical player is a speed runner so they beat every single one in 1 minutes adding 83 more minutes to our time.

Time: 498 minutes

Now its time to move to the chunk of the run that would take the longest. The spirit section. The time for speedrunning to 100% on World of Light is anywhere between 6 and 9 (nice) hours. We'll say seven because once again, he's a gamer.

7 hours is equal to 420 minutes (nice) and we have to do that in every single slot which means 3 different 7 hour runs. That's 1260 minutes for you.

Time: 1758 minutes

Now we need to level up every single spirit which is 1528 different spirits. Using large snacks (we won't account for collecting all these snacks or exclusive DLC/spirit board spirits)) it will take like 3 second to upgrade each spirit. This does only add around 76 minutes of work but that's still over an hour.

Time: 1834 minutes

Now for challenges. These are the hardest part about this run because they take varying amounts of time. One of them is collect every spirit in World of Light which, as I mentioned, takes 7 hours. We'll have to go with 20 minutes for each because most of these are easy to get and the ones that are more than 20 minutes are few and far between. Take 124 times and multiply it by 20, we have 2480. But because they have done so much in the games, I will take off those extra 480.

Time: ~3834 minutes

Online mode is interesting as well. To get Elite Smash with every character, lets just say this player wins every match in 4 minutes. You need 13 million GSP for elite smash and you get around 1 million as well. That means it would take about and hour for Elite Smash. That does not take into account each character starts with about half need for Elite Smash. So having that time is around 30 minutes (26 to be exact). Adding Mii Fighters in for 86 character mean 2580 more minutes will be added.

Time: ~6414 minutes

This is the most difficult thing yet. The player will have to battle every single player online. So I don't go insane, lets just say 500k of the 30 million copies sold have actually played Smash Bros online. Also, the all just randomly happened to be playing at once. That is 500k 4 minutes games (assuming you don't run into the same person twice, everybody who could continued playing online, you can join any region of game and all of them are in Elite Smash). That's 2 million minutes. Totally reasonable. Even if the games were 2 minutes, that's still 1 million minutes.

Time: ~2 million minutes

Oh and that's not all. We are training up an Amiibo of every character. Lets say each Amiibo takes 30 minutes to train with each character. Multiply that by 83 as well and we have a number that does matter because it barely effects the number.

Time: (still) ~2 million minutes

So now we are going to do something that really shouldn't count but I want to do it anyways. I want to see how long it would take to defeat every alt of every character, using every alt of every character, against every different CPU level.

And I don't mean just playing as every alt. I mean, Mario Alt 2 has to beat every single alternate character at every single level. Lets start by doing figuring how many alts are in Smash. That's as simple as 8 times 83 not involving Miis (that would be WAY to hard). 664. Now, we have to play as Mario Alt 1 664 times. So we do 664 times 664. 440,896. Oh but we need need to do that nine times.for each level. We multiply it by nine and we are play 3,968,064 games. If we equip the strongest spirit in the game and the opponent has none, our character is triple character boosted and the opponent isn't, our character should one shot literally anything with most move. Those games would last 20 second including mashing through the menus. That is a total of: 1,322,688 minutes.

Time: ~3,322,688 minutes or 55378 hours or 2307 days or 6.3 years.

There are a few more things I could mention like doing this on different accounts, more people buying the game and playing online and the entire stats section. So have a fun 6.3 years I guess.