Koopalings

Pyra:*walks in the street sad* man......Bowser ruined my life. Now everyone will see me naked...I want to die

???:hey girl

Pyra:Hm? *turns her head*

???:I see ur getting rekt. I will help you.

Pyra:at what co-

*the mysterious entity disappeared in front of her eyes*

Pyra:*shocked*

*meanwhile bowser*

Bowser:wow. My most recent instagrom post got over 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 likes

*the mysterious entity appeared in front of Bowser with a green flash of fire*

Bowser:WHO IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU?!?!

???:I am the manifestation of your biggest fears. The green thunder. MR. L

Bowser:did I a-

Mr. L:DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK? YOU SICK FREAK? ANTI-LIFE BLAST

*Bowser turns into green fire and was completely erased from earth's face*

Mr. L:my job here is done *he teleports*

The koopalings:*30 minutes of silence*

*Mr. L returns from pyra*

Mr. L:I erased Bowser from earth's face

Pyra:ok. Well, it wasn't what I was expecting but it's fine for me. I won't miss him.....at all......

Bowser:ah. What a lovely day

Pyra:you think? *attacks bowser*

Bowser:you again?

Pyra:yes. And now you will DIE for what you did to me! *proceeds to attack bowser*

Bowser:oh really? *leaves all clothes to pyra*

Pyra:HUH?

*pyra's face turns red and iggy vomits*

Bowser;wow if you're naked, they're even more longer *vine boom but longer and louder* *Bowser takes his phone and makes a photo of naked pyra and posts it on Instagram*

*pyra begins to run crying and bowser starts laughing*

Morton:............I should have stopped him a long time ago

Ludvig:*plushfied*

Donkey kong:*appears* hey bowser I saw what you posted on Instagram and that's kinda GA-

???:*knocks on the door*

Bowser:Hmm? Who's knocking at the door?

Larry:let me see *opens the door*

Pyra:hello

Bowser:not this b*tch again

Pyra:I can hear you

Bowser:did I ask?

Pyra:why are you so rude with me?

Bowser:did I ask?

Bowser Jr.:ok that's enough daddy

Morton:*approaches junior*just let him cook

Bowser Jr.:we can't. If he does something that would hurt pyra?

Morton:don't be paranoic. He will never-

Bowser:NO DAD! *vine boom* NO MOM! *vine boom* NO ASPIRATIONS! *vine boom* NO ORIGINALLITY! *vine boom* NO JOB! *vine boom* NO MONEY! *vine boom*

Roy:no fellow americans *vine boom*

Bowser:*semi-turns into fury Bowser* NO HOPE! *vine boom* NO LOVE! * vine boom*

Pyra:HEY! CHILL!

Bowser:did I ask?

Pyra:at least I am beautiful. Unlike you!

Bowser:so you're saying that people had to be living weapons to be beautiful? *vine boom* people only likes you because of the size of your bo[redacted] *vine boom*

The koopalings:WHAAAAT??? AND AGAIN, WHAAAAT???

Pyra:*embarrassed*

Bowser:anything else to say?

Pyra*runs off*

Bowser:This is why you should never enter in my house

Ludvig:*remains silent for 30 seconds* that was pretty racist for me

With some smash doodles I made :)

Note: the creepy monster behind Link and Steve is called the Heart of Ender from the Minecraft franchise

Yep, this is Pac-man's alt selection. Several members of the roster don't really change color too much (Like Jigglypuff, for example) but that's acceptable because they gain a variety of cool looking hats that are fairly noticeable and some alts even change shades to go with them. But all of these just have Pac-man in the SAME SHADE of yellow, with the ONLY difference being the color of his armbands and shoes changing color! This makes them nearly impossible to distinguish!

Now, there is a good reason why this is the case. Namco knew that Pac-man wouldn't be as recognizable in other colors, and I saw some photoshopped images of Pac-man to make him a different color, and I realized that he just plain looks BAD in other colors. But that doesn't mean his alts can't be improved. Another roster member might have fallen to the same curse, had nintendo not thought of this creative solution...

This is Bowser Jr's alt selection. Notice how aside from the default, none of these are actually Bowser Jr. These are actually the Koopalings, Bowser Jr's adoptive brothers and sister, and every one has their own anounncer calls, and voice lines (Mostly recycled from New Super Mario Bros. U). The only REAL drawback is that they all had to be Bowser Jr's size in order to reuse his animations (Which looks okay for most of them, but Iggy...).

What if they took this approach for Pac-man, making his alts be different namco characters? I don't know too much about namco games, but maybe someone else could give some good ideas.

This time, you must choose between Roy, Chain Chomp, Dixie Kong, Koopa Troopa, Monty Mole, Bowser, Luigi, Ludwig, and Mario.

This is one of those elimination games. If you don't know, you type the name of which character you want to see eliminated. The character who's name is typed the most will be eliminated.

You must choose between Lemmy, Waluigi, Wendy, King Boo, Buzzy Beetle, Toadsworth, Daisy, Mouser, and Piranha Plant.

@Devonte Walker Should be banned for posting porn on koopalings page.

@Markisr2d2 Should chill after "i see the problem, you think this is the furry wiki" that continued a previously dismissed argument while @Alpha wolf14333 more or less learned their lesson and tried to help ways wiki in other ways even before the "i see the problem, you think this is the furry wiki" toxic post.

And I thank @Lemonz1974 , @EmberGirl240 and @The Element Kirbies for helping out whats left of this crumbled wiki.