Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-13431011-20150727155459/@comment-31406004-20150803145612

{Somewhere a very maze-like storage facility with alot of hiding places}

Snake: Ugh... I can't believe it, the writers forgot about me.

A giant portal opens up, revealing a whole army coming out.

Jessca: Scouts, search the area for anything useful

Snake: (Gotta run)

Another portal opens to reveal a horde of robots led by an egg-shaped scientist.

Eggman Nega: Find and kill ANYTHING that stands in our way of collecting that fan.

Egg Pawn #1: DOCTOR, WHAT USE DO WE HAVE FOR THIS "FAN"?

Eggman Nega: Why it's the most overpowered item in Smash history. Find it and we can have an army of fan-weilding robots!

Soran: Mom, there is an egg-shaped man in the distance searching for this "Fan" item.

Jessca: Why thats the most overerpowered item in smash history! If we can find it, we can stop working for Grima and rebel. We will be invincible, and I can finally afford a house.

Grimleal Beserker (Thork): Hey, uh, can you tell me why you killed me brother?

Jessca: Because he wanted to make out with me. No fi-

Grimleal Fighter (Gork): Well, I can't blame hi-

Jessca: Bolganone.

Thork & Gork: GUUAAAAAGGH!!!

Jessca: Anyone else want to make out with me?

The entire grimleal army scatters to find the Fan.

Jessca: If there is one more sexual reference in this story...

Snake: (I need to get the fan before the armys do, anyone I see I must silently kill them off. If either party finds me, I will die on the spot! I must be very sneaky...)