User blog:TheFoolisherFoolishFool/Some theory I found lying around my head somewhere...

S'up I just got here and stuff.

Well I discovered multiple facts and developed several theories

1. On the Super Smash Bros Brawl Dojo (bet that takes us all back), I discovered the post for All-Star Mode (do some digging around behind the question blocks) and I found this line that made me think.

"It’s an incredible number of characters and a group of really well-known series. And to think that they all had their beginnings in Japan...wow!" - Masahiro Sakurai (I think he made that quote. Who else makes the posts in the dojo... if wrong please indulge me.) link is here -> http://www.smashbros.com/wii/en_us/gamemode/various/various33.html

I made a theory that depending on the newcomers in Smash Bros 4 that any character that originated in a game OUTSIDE of Japan (I heard people want Rayman in the next Smash Bros... looks like I have bad news)has a lower chance/no chance at all. Of course everything is dependent on the will of Sakurai so it is highly possible that I am completely wrong.

2. I thought about who was going to be cut from the next game when I decided to compare the rosters from Melee and Brawl (for no reason) and I was surprised. I don't know if it is commonplace knowledge to you people but I noticed this - for every character replaced in Melee, another character from the same universe takes its place.

Allow me to explain: The most notable example is in Pokemon. The two characters that were cut, (Mewtwo and Pichu), they were replaced by two others (Lucario and the Pokemon Trainer) and no, I am not talking about as if the Pokemon Trainer is a clone of Pichu because that would be very foolish.

In Legend of Zelda Young Link was cut, only to be replaced by Toon Link

In Fire Emblem Roy was replaced by Ike

The only exception to this rule would be Dr. Mario but that was probably because there were five Mario representatives and Dr. Mario looked like he was from a branch series (Donkey Kong, Yoshi, etc).

I developed a theory that is a character is cut, another will take its place

My theory can apply to Brawl and the next game for who is going to be cut (but not for who is going to be replaced).

For Captain Falcon the theory does not apply at all because cutting and replacing Captain Falcon from a Smash Bros. Game is like throwing a baby in a blender. Why was this ever a good idea? It is more likely that the F-zero series would have a newcomer rather than a layoff.

For Wario, again, the theory doesn't apply (I never got the appeal bahind him. He was just a gross slob with terrible hygeine to me. He should be quarantined.)

For Mr. Game & Watch, the theory should not apply because cutting and replacing a 2D thing is a totally great idea (It is not. Plus who would replace that guy?)

For Ganondorf it is unlikely because the models for the Legend of Zelda series is from Twilight Princess (and Wind Waker HD but in this case lets forget that for now...) but if he is cut, then he is DEFINITELY replaced by Demise (Unlikely because he looks too scary and parenting groups would freak) or Girahim (More likely but his tongue would attract more attention than Meta Knight)

For the Ice Climbers, the theory should not apply because NOTHING can replace them and their "unique" moveset (if having a second player is considered "unique" then yeah...)

For R.O.B, it is unlikely but he may be replaced by Professor Hector but R.O.B. may be cut all together because... screw robots that have no legs.

Meta Knight has EVERYTHING going against him and will be replaced by his sword (I can see the trailer now. It all makes sense now.)

For Falco and Wolf replacing them is possible but since I don't play the StarFox series I got nuthin'.

For Jigglypuff NO ONE and I repeat NO ONE can replace Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff is a regular in the Smash Bros. Series and he (or she. I dunno they all look the same.) and it should stay like that.

Snake may be an outlier for the theory (I really don't think my theory applies to the Brawl Roster much at all but ah well.) as it is getting more and more unlikely for him to return.

For Ness is good as in the game because cutting him would be like throwing a brick on your head - it would be very foolish and can only be done intentionally. He will probably appear in another Smash Bros. Direct as a "There is one more character I need to talk about and it is one you have all been waiting for." character like what happened to Yoshi.

For Lucas if the theory applies then that would mean if he is cut then he would be replaced by someone else in the Mother Series. Most likely candidates are Porky (really foolish idea to replace Lucas with Porky), Ninten (Ninten looks exactly the same as Ness so that would also be foolish) or Giygas (who would be the most dandy newcomer ever in a Smash Bros. game. Parenting groups will be demanding blood because they are all weird like that.) so I think that Lucas will be returning. If he does get cut and NOT replaced, the Mother series will look too short of representation and Mother 3 is a great game so I would be sad to see him go.

3. Lucas really should be returning. I don't care what anyone says so he gets his own point for how cool he is. My main defense is how much representation Mother 3 has in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. (I have no idea how to make bullet points on this thing so please tell me how please. If there is no way to make bullet points on this thing than please ignore everything in these brackets but chances are you have already read everything in these brackets. Sorry.)

In the Subspace Emissary Lucas appears BEFORE Ness. It should have been the other way around because the level where they both star in (The Ruined Zoo) is based off the Podunk Zoo from Mother/Earthbound Zero (The first game in the Mother series for you stuck up snobs who have no idea what I'm talking about.) so if Ness appeared before Lucas the representation of the Mother Series would have been in chronological order. Ness is also stoned for the duration of the Subspace Emissary (Another reason to hate Wario. Thanks a lot jerk.) but Lucas gets to fight another boss (Galleom). Plus Lucas uses far more PK attacks and can be seen using his signature attack (PK Love - his super powerful and funky up smash) and Ness does not use his signature attack (PK Rockin - the more metal and badass sounding attack).

In the same level (Where Lucas acts like a sack of dung for no reason. Lucas is so much braver and a much more likeable person in his own game than Smash Bros.) there are two bosses (the almighty Pig King Statue that is invincible to EVERYTHING and Porky in his dapper spiderpig mecha. I really want a dapper spiderpig mecha...) from Mother 3 (Which I have been rambling on about for too long so by now you should know this game stars Lucas as the main character. If you don't by now then... you're slow.). Brawl has zero bosses from the Earthbound series and when there are other bosses like Porky's spider-not-pig mecha (Don't want that. Even though it time travels.) and Giygas (Again, parenting groups would freak from the "gross skull fetus thing".) then we know Mother 3 has more representation than Earthbound in Brawl.

I also found even more evidence that he should be returning. In the trailer for Smash Bros. for the 3DS there is Porky's theme in there (somewhere in the trailer... just look it up. I'm lazy but chances are that if you have been reading this whole post then you are a superior human being who can read unnaturally long posts for long periods of time.). Porky's theme form MOTHER 3. Why is his theme in there? Because... I dunno. What is his theme doing in there? Because Lucas is returning. Or being replaced by Porky which, like what I've said before, is a foolish thing to do.

So yeah. P.S. I put a picture in that post somewhere but chances are all you are seeing are lines of text so... Sorry.