User:Gruffle

JAFFIE GOT TOLD HE LOOKED LIKE AN ESKIMO. BINGO TOLD SOMEONE THEY LOOKED LIKE AN APE TO IS AS BIG AND KING DEDEDE WITH IKE'S SWORD THE AETHER THAT SHOOTS BLUE BUBBLES OUT OF THE TIP OF IT ANDIS AS STRONG AS KING DEDEDE'S AND THE ICE CLIMBERS HAMMER. HE COVERS HIS FACE WITH SHIEKS MASK AND SNAKES HEADBAND WHILE HE TRIES TO RUN 2 KMS TO LOOSE WEUIGHT..... IT FAILED MISERABLY LIKE ALWAYS. AND HE GOT SHOT IN THE FACE BY SAMUS' POWER GUN FULLY CHARGED WHILE KICKING HIMSELF