User:EisenhowerSmash!

Hiya, I'm Caleb. It may be interesting to know that this is the only site other than Facebook on which I use my real name. I'm Baton Rouge, LA born and Louisiana stays with me, though I live in Atlanta. I believe Smashers can also be men about their game and so manly behavior should be expected.

Smashin'
If you were wondering about my UserName, I'm an Ike main. At my University, I host amateur, "manly" tournaments; my man rules are as follows: no chaingrabbing, nor jab/laser-locking, no edge-hogging (though various forms of edge guarding are fine), no "Kirbycide" nor any of its variants and no glitch-like moves, like Infinite Dimensional Cape; no items, no moving stages like Rumble Falls or ready-made gimp stages, like Skyworld. People have fun, there's less rage and matches flow like butter.

Play Style
Even Ragnell has a tip. One of my favorites is catching Fox out of Fox Illusion with it; my game with Ike is all about timing and knowing his range. Also, I Counter more than I shield as I can predict most people's patterns after about 15-30 seconds, but I can Perfect shield just fine. By doing that, I can 5-stock even my Fox maining friend (on a really good day). I just can't play as well as anyone else. Most of the time, Fox/Ness and Ike team up and we're a vury gut team, e.g. we're sadists. Moar battle quotes to follow.

Quotes

 * When crowd cheers for Ike: "SHUT UP! I HATE MYSELF!" (mostly because Ike's kills always look so violent) or "Eisenhower was a cool kid, I guess..."
 * I growl in leading up to big-risk timing smashes.
 * When successful: "Get a little". "Ate that tip like he was famished...". "O hai". I also shrug, like apologizing for being such a terrible fag with Ike, when I make Star K.O.s.
 * "I'm an IKE, that made the Eiffel Tower out of steel and brawn. That's the kind of man I am. You're just a Metaknight, with a sword only a third the size of Ragnell. It's science." (Anchorman quote)