Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-13431011-20150727155459/@comment-31406004-20150727235137

CoachSDot: I just killed Wrecking Mario, continue?

The Darkness: You are about to evolve into the Darkness, come with me...

CoachSDot: I will notify the Fearsome Four, maybe if we all fuse together...

Both villians leave. The heroes are in an intense debate on what to do.

Wrecking Mario: Yipee!

Tempo: What! You where dead!

Wrecking Mario: No I wasn't, I acted like I was dying so the Darkness would leave us alone.

R.O.B: I WILL ATTEMPT AT CONTACTING EVERY OTHER SMASHER TO LOCATE THE FOLLOWING GEMS: MISCHIEF, WIERDNESS, MAGIC...

Rayman: Can you tell us where Proto Man is?

R.O.B: ENTITY UNKNOWN

Marth: Well, while we are waiting, who excatly is the Darkness, and why does he keep saying him and CoachSDot are one and the same?

Ganondorf: It makes no sense!

Rosalina: Absurd! How can 2 divergent characters be the same individual?

Falco: He's from a different timeline, Coach turns evil and kills all of us there.

(Insert extremely accurate describtion of the relation between Coach and the darkness here)

Falco:... and that is how both are related... guys?

Fox: Save you blabber...

Shulk: Even Pikachu fell asleep.