Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26394058-20160716042059/@comment-26394058-20160718034527

How about we all take care of our own backstories?

At about the time coach crash landed in suburbia...

Copper: ...that wasn't pleasant.

Platinum: really hurt.

Silver: who are you dudes?

Gold: (I'm gonna die)

Bronze: is it just us five?

Mercury: a-and me.

Bronze: so six, then. Well, it appears we're siblings, so let's get to know each other. State your name and gender.

Copper: I'm copper, obviously, and I'm a guy, obviously

Bronze: next!

Silver: Silver reporting for duty, sir! I'm a girl.

Bronze: next!

Gold: (yacht accent) oh buttons, it appears to be my turn. Well, you see, I'm male and my name is gold, back in '83 I-

Bronze: shut up! Next!

Platinum: sup, I'm platinum. Someday you'll call me JackPlatinum but we'll save that for later. I'm a dude.

Bronze: I see, JackPlatinum is a weird name. Well I'm bronze and I'm going to be in charge of you slackers, which means my gender isn't required.

All but bronze: what the-

Bronze: anyway, Mercury, what's your name?

Mercury: w-well, you just s-said it...I'm...I-uh female!

All: (why am I stuck with these weirdos)

Platinum whatever, let's get going! We can make our own realm!