Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25925970-20150125222910/@comment-5679989-20150126140456

I'll make a wish that can't backfire! I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it! -Homer Simpson