Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26394058-20160716042059/@comment-26394058-20161224053827

JackPlatinum: aren't bad guys supposed to not express regret or say sorry?

Yoh Jin: I'm a bad bad guy.

PEASHOOTERFAN cuts down a few monsters with a swing of sword Jackplatinum, and then Jackplatinum melts of of the sword, leaving a fresh platinum sword in PEASHOOTERFANs hand

PEASHOOTERFAN: since when could you break the laws of physics?

JackPlatinum: whenever I consume something, it is transformed into more platinum. I can use that platinum to make more platinum out of whatever shape I am in. Because of all the platinum inside me, I am incredibly dense

PSI seven: you can say that again

Ba dum crash.