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Kingdom of Happiness: marketplace

A medieval arketplace, where many people from town go out and buy things they need for gold For some reason there was a modernized cashier somewhere, but everything else is medieval.

Townsperson #1: Hey, Zekou!

Townsperson #2: Buro. How's it going man?

Buro: Dunno. Got married yesterday, then my son's dated to come in 5 months

Zekou: *chuckle*

Buro: DON'T say a word.

A man appears out of the crowd of people in the marektplace. He has sharp black hair and blue eyes, wearing a ninja headband and a black belt.

Zeybuka: hmm. I'll take 3 loafs, a live chicken a pig, and 3 gallons of apple cider.

Cashier: Ok. 50 shekels of gold.

Zeybuka and the cashier exchange goods.

Cashier: How will you carry all of this?

Zeybuka: I'll balance the drink on my head, hold the loafs in my hands, and the animals will follow me.

Cashier: Very well. NEXT!

Zeybuka does all of this and disappears into the crowd, and walks out the other side.

He travels for a while, and when he turns a street corner a thief walks up to him. The animals hide.

Thief: Hey there ninja boy. Gimme all of that stuff a yer's and nobody gets hurt.

Zeybuka: ...

Thief: Guess your mute. Just sit it all down and maybe I'll just break a leg or two.

Zeybuka: ...

Thief: You know my grandmother can put up a better fight than you!

Zeybuka; You think she's proud of you?

Thief: Yeah. I come from a family of people who live by one rule, "if you want somethin', take it" and I want the food.

Zeybuka: A family of thiefs huh? Do they all talk like you?

Thief: Yeah. We talk smaxk to whoever we want and they never did a thing abo-

Zeybuka tosses his bread and carton of cider to the sky. He