User blog:JustJacobGamer/Another Super Smash Bros. 5 leaked roster (Joke again)

Guys the SSB5 roster was leaked again. The last one was fake because there is actually 4 & a half rows of Waluigis.

REASONING FOR NEWCOMERS
-Waluigi: It's him time so we added four and a half Waluigis.

-Squidward: He was gonna be SSB4 DLC buht we couldn't program his final smash-

-Cory Baxter: We needed an anime character in the game

-Bigley: The legendary Miiverse meme was gonna be a trophy in SSB4. But it was scrapped for no reason.

-Groose: He was too loose for other fighting games.

-Mr. Krabs: Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-Barkley: COME ON AND SLAM. AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

-Dr. Ridley: His normal counterpart was too big so we added Dr. Ridley.

-Ike Cream Cone: Why da heck not?

-Larry The Lobster: He was an assist trophy but he became a character.

-Timmy's Dad: Last minute clone of Ike Cream Cone.

-Wireframe Fox: See Ike Cream Cone.

-Wireframe Waluigi: See Ike Cream Cone

-Metal Mewtwo: Becuz

-Barrel: New Donkey Kong rep.

-Five Mini Squidwards: A Brick was too O.P. so we added five clones of Squidward.

We also cut everyone other then Meta Knight. Wario. and Captain Falcon.

STAGES
Five Final Destinations. Nothing Else.

ITEMS
The only item is a rotten shoe. Please understand.

DLC RUMORS
Rumor has it that Fingernail. MIiverse Admin. Waluigi. Mashed Potatoes Samurai. Dead Horse. and Sanic Hegehog will be the DLC Fighters.