Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20150829141353/@comment-26233737-20160125013811

???: So, Gargan's back. You know who else is back?

PSI Seven: ''Him. He just won't let me be.''

Illuminati: All of the most powerful members of the Subspace army is coming here now. Join us, and you'll win.

PSI Seven: Over my dead body is when I'll side with evil. Not even then.

Illuminati: Then die, with your friends.

Shrek, Bigley, and Troll Face appear.

PSI Seven: You four, working together, how?

Troll Face: We got over our differences. We all like ruling over things.

Bigley: and Miiverse is a lost cause now. Better to leave it crumble to nothing.

Shrek: GET SHRECKED!! (Punches PSI Seven, knocking him to the edge of Final Destination)

PSI Seven: Can't hold on... Aaaaaaaaaa....

Mystic: (Seeing PSI Seven) PSI Seven! (Flies with The Gem of Flight and rescues PSI Seven)

Bigley: Where did he go?

Mystic: Looking for us?

PSI Seven: Thanks Mystic.

Mystic: No problem. You owe me two now. Now let's finish them off, once and for all.

PSI Seven: Couldn't agree more.

PSI Seven and Mystic battle the memes. Mystic unleashes stars while PSI Seven uses PSI Seven Omega, but the memes keep fighting.

Illuminati: Let's see how powerful you are now!

PSI Seven: He's... in my head (grunts)! I can't concentrate enough to use PSI! Launch them into the Storm!

Mystic unleashes a powerful music blast launching Troll Face into the Storm's tractor beam. PSI Seven had just enough time to use a Command Block to give himself increased strength to push Shrek back enough to be within the Storm's range.

Illuminati: I will never be dead you know that. How does it feel to fight a god?

PSI Seven: I don't know, I'm fighting a shape. A geometry class topic. You never will come close to God.

Mystic: He needs help. Come on Mystic, THINK! Wait... OF COURSE! Using The Gems of Fire and Stars, gather enough heat energy to change their fates!

Suddenly, PSI Seven and the Illuminati were both caught in the Wither Storm's tractor beam!

Mystic: Almost there... and... FATE CHANGE!!

PSI Seven: This... ends... now!

With a baseball-bat-like swing, PSI Seven launches the Illuminati into the Wither Storm.

Illuminati: Nooooooo...

The Storm has grown, large enough to absorb even Bigley! Mystic flew up to PSI Seven and rescued him, just in time.

PSI Seven: Thanks, again.

Mystic: No problem. The Illuminati will be gone forever.

PSI Seven: How do you know?

Mystic: Fate change cousin, fate change.

Steve: It's to risky! It's far too big!

Steve uses his Redstone Command Block to change the world to Peaceful, making all evil Minecraft mobs disappear, including the Storm, taking everything it absorbed, gone, poof, bye-bye, forever. Across all of creation, millions of people felt a new sense of freedom, as The Illuminati's grip on their minds vanished with The Illuminati itself.

You: Well, this just got deep.