Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20150717024330/@comment-31406004-20150723222051

CoachSDot was traveling across the forest of confusion, confused on how his powers disappered.

CoachSDot: Stupid brother! We agreed that I WASN'T fit for the realm of kingdoms! What was PEASHOOTERFAN thinking when he sent me here!?

As Coach was complaining, a powerful noise shakes him to the point where his color falls off shortly, and his makes his weeds to grow. Then hears large thumping

CoachSDot: Darn it! I just got this fertilized!... Who's there? I may not be a demigod but I can still shoot peas out of my mou- nose? What is this large thing stickng out my face?

Gargan: And when I ******* find him, I'm gonna rip out his ******* spine and feed it to the Noiziods! I ******* HATE TEEEEMMMPOOOOOOOOOO

SSSCCRREEEEEEEEECH!!!

Gargan's scream tears the entire forest apart and all plant life- oh wait... Coach is plant life...

CoachSDot: Such... noise! Why did I give this thing a... dirty... mouth... *Collapse*

Pit: Why are there so many forests? It's like we are in a forest realm!

Shadow: We should just burn the whole place down!

Sonic: And how will we escape?

Marth: My cape will catch fire!

Douglas: Haven't you learned from The Incredibles? Capes are bad.

Sonic: Wait? The forest trees are gone!

Tempo: It's the work of Gargan.

Pit: What's that thing?

CoachSDot: *Whistle* weirdmouthnosethingmakesmewhistlenotsnore...

Marth: We should wake it.