Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20160623233226/@comment-31406004-20160629210612

The rebuilt dirt fortress

Dark Pit: ...

Pong: ...

Weed #187,968,978,977,329: ...

Noob 243: I'm bored. When will we do something? Tired of playing with deadbush

Deadbush: (These mortals will soon know how it feels to suffer like I have, trapped in this prison...)

CoachSDot: Dunno, maybe we should travel through the alternative non-canon realms till some plot develops. Rose how's the dirt fortress going?

Rose: Excellent! I turned it into steel! And may I say, the noobs' unpredictable and sloppy mentality while building has crafted a perfect defensive building for us to fall back in. Complete with TNT cannons, machine gun turrets, and 25 bathrooms on each floor!

(Earthquake)

Wario: WAH!?

Suddenly two large blue and black stereo players erupt from the ground playing at an extremely loud and familiar tune.

Obie Trice

Real name no gimmicks

Wii Fit Trainer: No.

A familiar figure is seen in the sky, slowly descending as even more stereos pop up from the ground, surrounding our "heroes"

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,

Round the outside, round the outside

Noob 3439: IT HURTS!

Leaf Shield Weed: Whats happening?

CoachSDot: Nightmares...

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,

Round the outside, round the outside

Mr. Game & Watch: (Please no...)

The figure finally descends into the ground, revealing himself to be-

Donkey Kong: *Cowers in fear*

???: ''Guess who's back. Back again...''

Olimar: WHY WHY!? Why again!!

Gargan: ''Gargan's back. Tell a friend''

Gargan smirks, as the stereos retract, stopping the music, creating an unbearable noise in return.

SCCREEEEEEECCCHHH!!

Dark Pit: AUGH!

Tempo: What are you doing here?