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{Kingdom of Darkness}

Jessca: Hello boys.

Lucario: Jessca. We forgot about you...

Jessca: True true, I had been trapped in a limbo of forgotten characters for ages and somehow I was freed...

Dark Soldier:Shall we kill them now ma'am?

Jessca: No hold. I love these guys they are so much more obedient than the grimleal soldiers.

Dark Archer: Your 7 O'Clock cup of tea ma'am

Digital Red Gai:I do not think that b-being surrounded by o-over n-nine thousand dark soldiers is t-the type of situa-a-a-ation we want to be in.

Fox: Falco secure an escape route, and remind me to fix red gai's channel the audio is so glitchy

Digital Red Gai: H-H-H-EEEEYYYY-YY-Y It I-I-iz in no way-way shapppppppe or form g-g-lich-chy!

A black portal appears behind Jessca releasing R.O.B along with the four characters that were stuck in the realm of death (who will be revealed in time)

R.O.B: ''We have arrived at our targeted destination. Initiating pocket mode''

R.O.B contracts into a white box that COD Soldier puts in his backpack.

COD Soldier: I love that function so much.

Jago: I sense a dark presence here... most likely due to the fact we are in a realm of darkness.

R.O.B: ''Incorrect. Destination is designated by its inhabitants as "Kingdom of evil"''

Falco: Who is that?

TF2 Soldier: Argh more maggots! Life sized furry maggots with some little boy and a zen dog.

Jessca: Wait these aren't smash bros characters!

Rose: What is this "Smash" you speak of?

R.O.B: Super Smash Bros., known in Japan as Dairantō Smash Brothers (Japanese: 大乱闘スマッシュブラザーズ Hepburn: Dairantō Sumasshu Burazāzu, lit. "Great Melee Smash Brothers"), is a series of crossover...

Lucario: I sense a good aura in them...

Jago: I sense the very same thing with your group.

Lucario: Can you fire energy spheres?

Jago: Yes. Can you achieve an enlightened form through focus and meditation?

Lucario: You bet. Can you connect to the sp-

Jago: Spirit world. Yes, we have much in common.

Rose: May someone explain where we are and what is going on? We came here to search for something called a Darkstone.

Jessca: The darkstone. Seize them, hold them all against their will, lock them inside the dark castle, and force them to tell use where they all are!

Falco: Wait what's a darkstone even?

Digital Pyro-Tech: I bet Mewtwo knows but he just mysteriously disappeared

TF2 Soldier: To answer the falcon's question the darkstone is an evil crystal with the power to destroy every single realm that exists including all of yours. Some big head is using an army t-

Dark Berserker:'''ENOUGH SMALL TALK! I want to kill things! Mainly our enemies. CHARGE!'''

Lucas: Oh yeah I completely forgot about them.

A bulk of dark soldiers attack the heroes. While both soldiers are using their weapons to gun down archers everyone else uses melee attacks and stuff to fight them off successfully. Except for Rose who uh, well...

Rose: Yonk!

Yeah, uh you see. Rose is a sorceress. Her most powerful spell utilizes arcane magic. She creates a magic ball that creates a pretty large explosion that TURN PEOPLE INTO GOATS!!!!

Dark Goats: Baaahh

Digital Galva-Girl: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD THEY'RE SO CUUTE!!!

Jessca: WHAT!? Where did my army go?

Falco: *Firing blaster* Oh so we're killing innocent animals now?

Rose: Yes.