Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-16216315-20170112003443

As jack platinum was shot by warios Subspace gun he became a statue and therefore was no longer platinum, but gold.

His mom ran up to him and said "I only wish you could have been more like your brother...Walugi"

Luigi ran up to the poor woman. "Waluigi is also a statue...hahaha he's like my arch nemesis so go eat some egg nog.

JackPlatinum's mom: M8 go make some pancakes cuz you're about to be squashed!