User blog:TheElectraFroot/Super Smash Bros. Signs

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Okay, guys; believe it or not, I've some experience with Super Smash Bros., including purposely running off the edge of a stage in the event of having my ass kicked. The most common way of people communicating in this game is talking, correct? Sure, that's right, but what if you're like me and you're very anti-social? You can always try a special kind of sign language that'll somewhat be remembered: Smash Bros. Bodily Sign Language. Now this information is sacred and will not work once you spread it yourself, so don't tell anybody or you're f**ked.

Failure to perform these correctly results in getting your ass kicked.

"You're going down"
Commonly used: Prior to the start of the battle

Character You Need to Use: Anyone

Character You Need to Use Against: Anyone

Sign: Turn to your opponent and give some kind of evil look, even if it looks as stupid as Sonic's SSB4 voice. Wait for opponent to respond.

"F**K YOU"
Commonly used: When you get killed.

Character You Need to Use: Anyone

Against-ness: Anyone.

Sign: Carefully put down the controller, slowly turn to your opponent, and flip the bird.

"You idiot"
Commonly used: In a team match when your opponent is an ass.

Anyone for both

Sign: Blankly look at your teammate as if you were about to murder him/her.

"You're too slow!"
Commonly used: When playing as Sonic

Character Used: Sonic, duh.

Character Used Against: Mainly Mario.

Sign: You don't do anything except perform the taunt

Note: Will not work with SSB4.

"I will now swallow you."
Commonly used: When playing as Kirby

Character Used: um.

Character Used Against: King Dedede?

Sign: Actually swallow the opponent.

If your friend takes this as an innuendo, just wink in return.