Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160501232242/@comment-13431011-20160526004508

Suddenly, a portal opens and Kirby and Pit come out of it.

Pit: Coach!

Makraite: I'm not Coach, where did you two come from?

Kirby: Well, you're Coach someplace, and we need the Star Gem!

Makraite: what is-

Pit: The thing in the comet!

Markaraite: This?

Kirby: Yeah, now THORW IT TO US! Mystic's brother is coming!

Markaraite: Mystic is a familliar-sounding name...

Kirby: JUST THROW THE FRICKIN' GEM!

Markaraite: Okay, okay! *Throws Gem*

???: I'm coming, you two!

Pit: Ah, crap! It's Iren! Thanks, Past Coach, bye!

Markaraite: What the- WHAT!?

Writer of Nightmares: Let's skip ahead to after the war of Plants and Zambys was won by the Plants, shall we?

(2000, Dr. Zamboos Defeated.)

Makraite: Yes! Finally!

Plant #767457: Good job, Coach! Hey, I have an idea! We should call you Coach! CoachSDot! Seems right!

CoachSDot: Coach? Seems fitting enough.

CoachSDot (Thinking): Ah, so THAT'S what the angel and the puffball meant.

Rose: General, there's a man who's name is all-caps and someone who REALLY thinks they can catch them all claiming that they're your brothers!

CoachSDot: Wait, WHAT!? Let me see them!

PEASHOOTERFAN: Hey, Makraite!

Rose: Sorry, he isn't called that anymore.

TheTruePokemonMaster: We don't mind, as long as it doesn't say happiness sucks!

PEASHOOTERFAN: Uh...What he said, I guess.

CoachSDot: Is Modu here?

PEASHOOTERFAN: Yup!

CoachSDot: It's like a family reunion, isn't it?

PEASHOOTERFAN: Uh-Huh!

Sally: Brother, when will we raid the honey?

PEASHOOTERFAN: Oh, right! Modu found something called "Honey" that we should eat! He says it's delicious!

CoachSDot: Cool! I just love the honey around here!

PEASHOOTERFAN: Awesome! Let's go, man!