User:ILuvTehSheiky

I luv teh Sheiky.

Sexy lady.

LULZ.

So, mah name is Ilts! If you kids would like Ilts to tell you another story, Ilts would like you to get him a sandwich.

There is only

ONE

(lines ftw)

man who

SWEEP

broken bricks and

SCRAPE

Up splat goomba!

IT IS I. ILTS.

You shouldn't have done that. SPARTA! Ova 9,000! Oh yeah, Zelda's pretty hot too. Even Sheik can't beat Samus. Okay, I lied. Samus is second favorite. Sheik first. I also liek Lyn... And B-- okay, me stop talking now. SO! Talky talky talk talkedy talk talk talked while talking to a talkative talker named Ilts.

Ilts accidently hit ALT and F4.

He has to go now.

ALT+F4

He hit it again. He really has to leave.

ALT+F-Fou---


 * computer turns off*

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What is this I don't even

BLARGH.

MISTY...

IS...

HOT...

And so is Nana.

(plays Metroid)

You beat the game a TINY bit too late, so here's a sexy picture of Samus in padded winter clothing!

Ma...Mac... something... Gruder out.

Visit. Creepypasta. Dot com. Nao. OR DON'T. If you're under the age of 1,000 DON'T GO TO CREEPYPASTA!

And remember.

If I'm not back in five minutes...

Just wait longer!

Ilts, get out of the tank! I just can't do it, captain! I DON'T... HAVE... THE POWER!