Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160501232242/@comment-31406004-20160607000756

Meanwhile in TWOT realm

'''Hmm... I could use more mindless minions. Let's cycle through the candidates shall we?'''

Citron appears

Citron: Where am I?

'''Too weak. Stay there, next'''

ender Dragon appears.

Ender Dragon: (?)

'''Too large. Next'''

Gargos appears

Gargos: Where am I? No matter, you shall kneel to your g-

Gargos is instantly punched via dark energy, and seeing the poeer ofc TWOT, submits against his will.

'''Better. Next'''

Cycling through multiple heroes and villains from many franchises, TWOT hits one that is perfect for him.

'''Perfect... state your name and origin'''

{Meanwhile in bowser's airship}

Bowser and the gang battle Porky. Zeybuka stands aside, in deep thought.

Zeybuka: (What really worries me about this nightmare writer is that he lives beyond the fourth wall, meaninf at any point he can seize control of our fate. What's worse is that he sent my sister to an entire plane of torment just to get me to tell him where some dumb rock tablet was. With that power imagine what he could do to all of us if we anger him. Why does he want it, and what does he mean that it "links to its bearer"? I need to question Co-)

CLONK!

Porky: How could you!? That was my favorite gamma cannon, and you punched it with an actual iron fist!

Bowser: *Laugh* This pig ship of yours is nothing but a wall, that we will PUNCH into submission!

Zeybuka: (That made very little sense. Still though she's suffering mentally from her minutes in that plane)

Vaarya: (Fire, skeletons, screams for miles)

As Bowser bullies Porky's airship, Zomboss's appears unseen as he boards Bowser's ship with zombies.

Zomboss: Surprise! Board the ship my fearless zombies!

With his words many zombies, including diggers, soldier, and plain old browncoats warp on the ship in search of one thing...

Zombie: Braaainnzzz

Jesse: The undead! They comin' for our flesh!

Alex: I-Is that one holding an assault rifle!?

Foot Soldier: (Stares at Z-1 Assault blaster, and shakes head "yes")

Alex and Jesse scream hold each other.

CoachSDot: I got this. *Drops chili bean*

Ukod: Wait. Doesn't that thing explode? Damaging all objects and living beings within its radius like all explosives?

Undyne: (Idiot)

The zombies mistake the chili bean for brains and try to eat. The smarter ones try to escape, but are unable. It later explodes, damaging all objects and living beings within its radius like all explosives.

Porky: Aww. Looks like the organic screw-up blew a fuse in your ship Bowser.

Vaarya: *Stands up* I can fix that.

Bowser: What are you gonna do lass? Reverse time in a way so that my ship returns to the state it was before the explosion?

Vaarya: Yes actually.

Porky: Cute story. Zomboss, shall we?

Zomboss: Yes. Minions, board the ship. Do not eat the pig men or else I will punish you!

Park Ranger: Why we no eat brainz of delicious pig men?

Zomboss: They are helping us get brainz. Now go my fearless soldier.