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I don't have a crush. YAII

After you do all that you might want to press Ctrl + W to prevent yourself from dying slowly and painfully.

Then go to this site (http://www.latlmes.com/tech/colon-cancer-is-a-side-effect-of-ctrl-w-crush-death-cure-better-off-just-having-bad-luck-i-guess-1) to find out how to prevent getting colon cancer.