Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20150829141353/@comment-31406004-20160124222547

{Master Fortress}

PokemonMaster: CoachSDot has been crying for hours... did you do something to him.

PSI Seven: He's just having traumatic memories...

CoachSDot: Chains... toys... belts... fire... WHY???

PSI Seven: Wait, I'm getting a transmission from Fox.

Fox: Seven, IDK what the neck happened, Tabuu distorted reality, Mario and Lucas are back and we are on the Death Star headed toward the Realm Of Kingdoms

PokemonMaster: That's like him... What do we do?

Marth: 私はステレオ獣をオフに保持することはできません！ GAH!

''Falco: I d-.. $9&9 Shulk los$"&9 futu$" sigh--''

Fox: He said Shulk lost is future sight, he can now see the past like everyone else.

''Shulk: I can see the past! Everyone can see the past!! I'm having another hindsight!''

Rosalina: It's called a memory

Flashback in subspace

Jessca: Cha-

Shulk: Jessca, Bork want to make out with you...

Bork: Uhh, tha- I can expla- *Snaps his own neck*

Jessca: (What pervert)

Shulk: That peashooter ate your doritos...

Proto Man: What is happening?

PEASHOOTERFAN: I don't even know, and I manage part of this story.

Grimleal Peashooter: Uh, uh, wait, I CAN'T TALK! DRV D-DRV D-D-D-D-DR- *Killed by Jessica*

Jessca: Let me guess, a rare pokemon is currently killing my husband and both my spouse and son are headed this way?

Grimleal Archer: Mom! MOM! A MEWTWO IS KILLING DAD!!!

Grimleal Mage: You cannnot hurt me! I don't have time to bleed!


 * SNAP*

Grimleal Mage: My schedule has just opened up, Aauugh my GOD!

Mewtwo: (I am suprised these two haven't revived Troll Face with all these Team Fortress 2 References)

Thunder Gargan: You know what? Life is not worth living if you need to deal with THIS!!!

Rayman: I wish this was the weirdest thing I've seen...

End of flashback

''Shulk: I AM LONGER SPECIAL! HAHAHAHAHAHA-''

PSI Seven: So...

''Falco: Red Gai digitized himself into our coms, but he claims he is good. He told us about Ukod the fa-

PokemonMaster: We know.

Fox: Anyway, we-

CoachSDot: Wait, is Shulk remembering a post back at FTS2?

Fox: Look, just help us i- ;;__&&$$;;$$;&;&oierjfjdjd rd tree fj e (End of transmission)

PSI Seven: I wonder what happened.

{Death Star}

Fox: GUUUAAAAGGHHHHH!! *Ding*

Falco: Gargan you punk! Haaaahhh!

Falco tries to kick Gargan but it has no effect, Gargan throws Falco into the realm of kingdoms planet with Fox

Gargan: This isn't even my final form! Git rekt m9!

Proto Man: He just had to do that didn't he?

Gargan: BRB gonna hire an ultimate bounty hunter to chase the animals, anyone else want to join them? I really want to watch a city brawl with super heroes against 1 ultimate villain, maybe that should be MEE!

SCREEEEEEEECCHHHHH!!

Luigi: Ahh! That noise. Sounds-a like me nonna.

Mario: Luigi!

{Large City Kingdom}

Civilian 1: Hello!

Civilian 2: What a lovely day isn't it love?

With crazy action music playig in the background, Falco and Fox enter the realm of Kingdom's orbit and bounce off a skyscraper.

They crash into a business building before seperating. Falco flies far into the city and bounces across multiple smaller buildings before finally stopping, stuck in a basketball hoop...

Meanwhile Fox is still crashing through tall apartments and restaurants, he goes through another building, and another, and another and another flipping building before stopping in a BUILDING!!

Fox: *Contacts falco* Falco.

Falco: *Escapes hoop* What?

Fox: Am I the only one that thought that was incredibly cliche?