User blog comment:TheFoolisherFoolishFool/I don't see Ridley being playable at all.../@comment-4475560-20141027133009/@comment-25161957-20141029064333

WOO! A VIABLE ARGUMENT! HIGH-FIVE!

1. I included the size argument simply because it will be mentioned in the comments.

2. It was literally two sentences. I don't think it was supposed to make sense.

3. I stated that you could skip this one if you want. I was making up excuses because I accidently skipped a number and couldn't be stuffed to fix it so I had to make one up on the spot.

4. ...I never stated that this was a reason that Ridley shouldn't be in the game. This was a reason why RIdley wasn't needed in the game

5. Now the fun starts.

I see that everyone was in a blind rage by this stage and was unable to read the whole argument. I clearly stated that Ridley is famous for killing Samus' parents. He killed them IN FRONT OF HER. WHEN SHE WAS LIKE, FOUR YEARS OLD. Then he ate them. How screwed up is that? Do I have to spell it out for you? I also stated that, (Word for word, people. Word for word), "Ridley is the only character who does something truly horrible to the main character and adding him as "playable" would be really controversial for a "T for Teen" game". Now, did Ganondorf do anything to Link or Zelda? He did kill Zelda's father but it is never elaborated on how he died (did he die from Ganondorf, by his minions, in front of Zelda, etc) but Ridley SPECIFICALLY killed Samus' parents (Nintendo tried to cover up that he also ate them in front of her when she was a kid, but they didn't cover up ANYTHING FROM ME. HAHA!).

I mentioned Snake. I mentioned that I dot nothin' on him, because I have zero experience with the Metal Gear series. But I'm pretty sure that he infiltrates terrorist bases and kills everyone there but I don't think terrorits would bring their children to the base.

"Mega man is an assassin that blows up other robots" - HAHAHAHAHA. I forgot about that. But the robots die in colourul circle explosions. They don't bleed in front of their children. Plus Mega man is a "peace making robot", not an "assassin".