Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-31406004-20160407014944

{Realm of Death}

Rose: *Knitting* How long do we wait until we fight?

Super Brainz: We is no punchy until karate dude & karate man finish the fighting.

Jago: Endokuken!

Shadow Jago Yaaaahh!!

Some "Soul explosion" occurs

Rose: There, they finished. Do you prefer being morphed into a troglodyte or a pig?

Super Brainz: Brainz please.

Rose: Ok, if that's what you wha-

Super Brainz randomly teleports behind Rose and knocks her down.

Rose: Ow!

TF2 Soldier and COD Soldier teleport in front of Rose.

TF2 Soldier: I told you my custom teleporter would work.

COD Soldier frantically checks for tumours

COD Soldier: *phew* I'm cool.

Rose: C'mon can every character teleport in this story but me?

A death dog teleports in front of Rose to lick her face.

Super Brainz: Are you is mad rose?

{Realm of endless war}

Meanwhile in the Kakai-tsu stronghold, our heroes rest in a building, trying to blend in with the public.

Agent Pea Nuzzles random characters with his silencer.

Chuck: THATFEELSPRETTYGOODINEVERKNEWYOUWERESUCHAGREATMASSAGERLIKEREALLYIFEELGOODASNEW!!!

Mystic: Ahh, I haven't felt this comfortable since I slept in that universe bed a millennia ago. aahhh.

CoachSDot: We all remember that day.

Hay Bailey: Ahh... remember when your subjects slayed my people back in FTS1?

CoachSDot: Uh, yeah I was there.

Flag Weed: I don't really know how to sit down, so... who wants to play spot the dust particle?

PSI Seven: Did you all forget why we are here?

Silver (Angry Birds): To rigorously headbutt grey stone walls because they ANGER ME???

PSI Seven: No, to fi-

Flag Weed: Try to figure out things that I can't understand?

PSI Seven: No, we need to find the da-

Agent Pea begins multiple prolonged whistles as if he is giving a speech, trying to say something intelligent.

CoachSDot: *Clap*

PSI Seven: *Sigh* (I miss when this thread was about Nintendo and smash, it was so much easier to understand)

Flag Weed: What is smash and Nintendo?

CoachSDot: I forgot to mention he can read you mind, I speak plant now.

PSI Seven: *shiver*

Two Kakai gaurds appear by the house of the heroes, they go silent.

Kakai knave: I swear I hear something back there! You gotta believe me.

Kakai Gaurd: We will investigate, if you are false you are to be executed through beheading.

CoachSDot: (Gee that got real dark real fa-) guys we have to leave!

Hay Bailey: But we can't leave that dude to be behead- ah, oohhh my your a miracle worker Agent Pea

Chuck: WHYCANTWEFIGHTTHOSELOSERSWECANTAKETHEMCANTWESILVER?

Silver: Yeah I say we beat them to a pulp right now! Let's go.

The knave burst open the door.

Mystic: AUGH! You should be ashamed of yourself intruding into our privacy like this!

Kakai Gaurd: There is no code in the Kakai-Kode that states a household within he stronghold has the right to privacy. But I would assume you already knew that unless...

Kakai Knave: See, right there a walking pea-pod massaging a universe energy witch, another pea pod, two birds that want to kill us both, and a hay bail chick with a PSI-charged dude yelling at them being protected by a weed holding a flag!

Kakai Gaurd: (I could not have made this up if I wanted too) They bear the Zargoi sigil! Summon the gaurd. Namaki-ko.

Silver: Not if I beat you down first.

Kakai Gaurd: I do not fear you.

Silver: ohh that's just the beginning. I'll go Mortal Kombat on you!

Silver's eyes turn red

Chuck: OOOHHHHESDONEITNOW!

Alexa: Detecting temporary rating change from PG-13 to M...

Silver: I'll batter you down until your skin turns black and blue from the beating you'll get from me, cut open your arms, legs, and rip your lungs out... Just when you think the pain is over I'll break your limbs off one by on and 'squeeze every single drop of blood out of you. Then I'll RIP YOUR FACE OFF AND USE IT AS A BLOOD WASHCLOTH!!!' Did i mention you will be alive through all of this?

Kakai Gaurd: uhh...

Silver does the exact thing she described herself doing to the Kakai gaurd, everyone covers their eyes.

Alexa: ''Tha level of brutality was completely unnecessary and has potentially traumatised most of our companions. How will you dispose of the corpse Silver?''

Silver: 'DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DDIIIEEE-'' oh, I haven't thought about that...

{Meanwhile IRL}

Real Life CoachSDot: Why am I even typing this? I need to go to bed I got school tomorrow...