Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20160623233226/@comment-31406004-20160625043946

Mighty dirt fortress

While the noobs create a mighty fortress for Rose, weeds begin to multiply fast.

Rose observes the progress of the dirt fortress

Rose: Very good work! Noob #122, count the amount of soldiers we have.

Noob 122: Ok! head count. Walking cabbage plant #1, walking cabbage plant #2, fellow noob #1, fellow noob #2, walking cabbage plant...

A weed pops out of the ground next to dark pit

Weed #132: Psst, fallen angel.

Dark Pit: Huh?

Weed #132: We tried growing scouts by the enemy base to make a map, but the enemy seemed to have completely de-fertilized the area. What should we do?

Dark Pit: I dunno, grow around their base and make a camp when trying to attack?

Weed #132: Very well *Leaves*

Noob 122: Walking cabbage plant #40, fat weird looking Italian wart man #1, fellow noob #-

CoachSDot: I forgot how good it feels to switch form! Wait, say that again noob

Noob 122: that again noob

CoachSDot: No what you said before.

Noob 122: ... that again noob

CoachSDot: Before I asked you this question what was the lsst thing you said?

Wario: Let's save all the chatter! Me, Pong, Wii Fit Trainer, and Pong were caught trying to spy for you Coach.

Wii Fit Trainer: We admit, we didn't think it was smart to try and separate the souls. But we do believe what you said, and we would like to help.

CoachSDot: Well that's a relief.

Wario: Question, why are you a large burly sword weilder?

CoachSDot: I change form whenever I want.

Tempo: WARIO DON'T! You'll kill us all!!!

Everyone stares at tempo

Zeybuka: What's wrong?

Tempo: S-sorry. I'm just used to the idea that wario would suddenly release a waft that kills off half of the people he-

Wario, upon these words, suddenly releases a waft that kills off half the population of Coach's army

Weed #281: AH! The air!

Heal Weed: THE STINKY POLLUTED AIR!

Half of the weeds die off, but seconds after are replaced by more growing weeds.

Pong: I have a suggestion. Why don't we command the weeds and other plants to grow around TTPM's base where they can't be seen, bulk high up in numbers, and launch a surprise attack?