Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26394058-20160716042059/@comment-31406004-20160719172651

Pit: Augh! We lost it!

Kirby: I wonder who was in there anyway... is that a flying orange alien ship flying down?

Pit: Yeah orange is a nice color for an ali-

Kirby: The ship is orange and is shaped like one, being piloted by an orange with sunglasses!

Pit: Please stop Kirby

Kirby: I could not make this up if I wanted to.

Pit: You're right!

Pit and Kirby notice the orange ship Citron is landing. He whizzes past them, causing Pit to catch fire. Kirby puts him out.

Kirby: I think that's Citron in there.

Pit: You're right, and he has the star-gem!

Meanwhile in plant territory

CoachSDot: Coach... S... Dot... what the heck does that even mean?

Rose: Something foreign I guess?

Delivery man: Tell me, why do you need 73,082 pumpkins, 50,838 pots, and 397,083 slabs of oak wood, 3 feet each?

Rose: Uhh...

Rose nervously glares back at the numerous plant barracks, each full of violent bloodthirsty weeds, Chompers, Peashooters, mushrooms, Literally giant walking burning trees with faces, ETC.

Rose: A school project. *Wink*

Delivery man: Why did you-

Rose: THATISALLTHETIMEIHAVETODAYIMUSTACCEPTTHESEGIFTSISHALLNOTPAYFORANDBIDYOUFAREWELL!!

Delivery man: But you forgot to pa-

Rose poofs the delivery man away with magic

Rose: *Phew*

Armor Chomper: (If I had a tooth for every time Rose had a line in this story)

The orange ship lands in the middle of the camp. Citron walks out of it.

Citron: Booyah! Flying through space is fun!

Kernel Corn: It's about time you got here Citron.

Citron: Yo guys. You gotta check this out!

Citron reveals the star-gem in his possession. Oblivious to what it really is, everyone gathers around it and curiously fondle with it. Toxic pea grabs it

Toxic Pea: I wonder if we plant this, it'll grow any cool space plants we can be friends with.

Alien Flower: I think it's the seed of my long lost sons and daughters I left on the moon.

Kernel Corn: Even if so we won't have time to see for sure.

Alien Flower: Why can't I see my babies?

Kernel Corn: First They are NOT, repeat, ARE NOT your babies.

Alien Flower: What if-

Kernel Corn: SECOND! To speed this stupidly lengthy arc up so the point where the authors meet comes smoothly, I'll take it upon me to equip everyone and lead our entire army to battle ASAP! Any questions?

CoachSDot: I have a-

Kernel Corn: You don't have a question. I expect all of you to be ready to march tomorrow. Understood!

Everyone remains silent.

Electro Pea: ...

CoachSDot: ...

Citron: ...

Alien Flower: ...

Armor Chomper: ...

Rose: (Thank God it didn't happen again)