Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26394058-20160716042059/@comment-31406004-20160717044657

It's gonna be hard explaining certain parts of my past. Let's start with the pvz realm.

CoachSDot (at the time, known as Makraite) crash lands in a backyard located in suburbia, a realm he is supposed to destroy (but we all know that never happens). He wakes up dazed.

Makraite: Ouch. What a landing.

Around the same time an angel and a pink puffball are seen in the sky.

Pit: There he is. Hey Coach!

CoachSDot: Sorry, are you talking to me?

Kirby: Yeah...

CoachSDot: Who are you?

Pit whispers to kirby

Pit: It's him from the past. He doesn't know who we are.

Kirby: My name is kirby! I'm a pink puffball that copies the powers and abilities of whoever I swallow.

Pit: And I'm Pit, Lady Palutena's most faithful servant, and leader of her vast army.

CoachSDot: Why are you here? I have a realm to blow up so if you don't mind...

CoachSDot kicks the ground, only to stub his toe and wail in pain.

Kirby: You're never going to destroy anything if that's all you've got-

Pit: Kirby, quick. The cloak. Something is coming. We can't interact with any other living beings.

Kirby: Right

Kirby and pit disappear

CoachSDot: Hey, wait a sec!

A Peashooter walks up to Coach. It turns it's head.

CoachSDot: Hi?

Peashooter: *Waves*

CoachSDot: (Hey that's a nice looking form...)

CoachSDot morphs into a Peashooter

CoachSDot: ...

Peashooter: ...

CoachSDot accidentally shoots a pea at the peashooter.

Peashooter: :,(

It runs away.

CoachSDot: (Welp)