Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-31406004-20160304022505

{Inside Seven Speedster}

Citron wakes up, because apparently he was asleep cuz no one mentioned him

Citron: *Yawn* What are we doing?

CoachSDot: Fighting the legion of evil, consisting of Ganondorf the demon king, the Darkness evil version of me, Marx and Mephiles the dark, evil spirits of destruction, and Zombo-

Citron: Zomboss!? I hate that guy, when do we get to kill him?

Modu: uh, I don't think we are going to be able to kill anyone...

Citron: C'mon, how bad could it be?

Alexa: Opening 7 windows.

The Seven Speedster's top windows open, revealing the gigantic mass of the giga darkmites, the Darkness, and Zombot Dark Dragon.

Citron: ... Wow, that thing is actually very huge... be right back I need to change my sliced mobility limbs

CoachSDot: Your what?

Citron: They are the human equivalent of my crotch

Alexa: There is a bathroom located behind door #5

{Outside}

Darkness: ROOOAAAAARRRR!!!

Golem Soldiers continuously fire light lasers at the Darkness and giga darkmite army. Some golems began to punch the Zombot Dark Dragon

Igneous Khan: How much of the enemy is dead?

Igneous Soldier: Exactly 8,014 darkmites slain with 7,924 golem casualties commander.

Zomboss: Gargantuars, pummel those ugly rocks into oblivion!

Zomboss clones a horde of Gargantuars that begin to rip the Golem army apart.

Sedimentary Rock Thrower (A.K.A Archer): Guuagh!

More Darkmite hippos form, breaking the golems apart bit by bit.

Mephiles: Soon we will conquer all! Final Form was wrong about Zomboss, he is actually cool for a zombie.

Darkness: '''What's wrong puny warriors? Too scared to fight me??'''

PSI Seven *Speaker*: Actually we were charged an energy bolt with the time you and your lackeys were attacking the Golems

Darkness: Well, uh...

Mystic: Timber!

Marx: That doesn't even make any se- AAUUUGGHHH!!!

A tree beam incinerates Marx and every single gargantuar Zomboss summoned

Zomboss: It's always a plant, it always has to do with some sort of organic growth!

PSI Seven: Yes, that tree beam was an experimental weapon that had the potential to wipe out the entire systematic memory thus disabling the vehicle trapping us inside, but it actually did what I designed it to do.

Alexa: ''Warning! Unknown energy signature approaching''

Mystic: What is she talking about?

PSI Seven: So weird, let's see, "Usage of tree beam may result in overheating, car sickness, slowed speed, removal of energy barrier protecting drivers from hyper powerful demon kings..." Ukod: What the-

Ganondorf teleports inside the Seven Speedster and grabs PSI Seven

Ganondorf: Should've read the instructions dork!

A flushing noise

Citron: Ok I'm back, and let me tell you it was a me- wait, whao is that?