Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20150717024330/@comment-31406004-20150723165636

Luigi: Get-a Rosalina to the airship, I'll handle these dogs...

$W@G PËØPLË(x20): He hu u me uhhkiaaaa! Netomuteh! (Repeat)

CoachSDot: This has gone one long enough!

$W@G THÜG: $W@G GØ-

CoachSDot: Please don't use the Lord's name in vein, I am no "Swag god", but just a powerful being.

Rosalina: An outgoing link! This spirit is truly fascinating, may I conduct research?

CoachSDot: No. Anyway this realms is too weak to handle me in my purest form, so I must take the form of the Commando Pea. FIRE!

CoachSDot drops a chili bean bomb by the Ð@WG$, who are unsuspecting. The explosion kills them all. In the crumbling kingdom, CoachSDot carries Luigi, Rosalina, and Ganondorf to an airship to escape the explosion

Ganondorf: What just happened?

Luigi: We where saved by a plant?

Rosalina: How are you living unrooted, how do you even live at all?

CoachSDot: Im'a demigod thats how, what you just saw was my weakest attack, my peashooter form is not strong enough to defeat Gargan

Luigi: Whos is?

Ganondorf: A being stronger than Coach-

CoachSDot: Call me "CaptainJJC", "JJC", "Coach", or "Dot"

Luigi: "CoachSDot" is a weird name.

CoachSDot: *Sigh* I know, My father couldn't make multiple Xbox One profiles so my family share one. He made the name.