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Evil Ryu mysteriously died from getting hit by ice. And it was sudden.

Sonigrima: What!?

???: Super Hammer Attack!

Grima: Ow! You knocked me out of his body!

Popo: This isn't a joke anymore.

Nana: No more scaredy-cat Ice Climbers.

Grima: Where have YOU been this entire time?

Flashback!

Nana: Popo, I have this ninja cloth that I got for mastering Shadow Clone Jutsu! Let's use it to blend in to the wall!

Ice Climbers: Super...Hammer......K.O!

Grima was launched into the black hole, but Sonic was confused.

Sonic: Isn't that name the same as Falcon's?

Ice Climbers: Yeah...huh?

Bowser Jr. : AND I KNOW WHY!

Sonic: Huh?

Bowser Jr. : You see, I found this page somewhere.

There is a legend that one creature was guarded by six legendary sages...One sage of Fire, one sage of Ice, one sage of Speed, one Sage of Flight, one sage of Stars, and one sage of Water. The leader was all of them at once. The leader had the power of Fire, the elegance of Ice, the lightning quickness of speed, the wings of flight, it could harness Stars, and it had the evasiveness of Water.

Mario: Pac-Man and Pokemon Trainer are here, good.