Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24529455-20150207223926/@comment-25746714-20150212230050

Me and my Quru endure through the 23 trials of Qurupeco Hell and emerge victorious. After proving ourselves worthy, we come to this now post-apocalyptic world and see that everything but some strange guy on a hill is moving in slow-motion. By conquering Qurupeco Hell, me and Quru are somehow unaffected by this worlds limitations, giving us a large speed advantage against opposing enemies. Me and my Quru reach the hill, facing our final endeavor.

The battle between Quru & Company and Smashman1 was grand, but fortunately, my team prevailed. Smashman1 was sent to Qurupeco Hell, where no other manner of life can test the 23 trials for the next millennia. Me and my Quru pour some lemonade and enjoy our day on the hill, where someone/thing will undoubtedly attack soon enough. Our Hill...for now.

(PS [to DerpyDoodle]: how dare you stab me in the back after I brought you back to life!)