Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-26394058-20160407032358

Kingdom of mistaken teleportation and otherwise spells, magic, science, and powers gone wrong

Samus: this kingdom need a better name.

JackPlatinum: how did we get here?

Samus: I bet the golems teleportation failed.

Luigis ghost: yikes! A-what if we can't-a go a-back?

Samus: don't freak yourself out.

JackPlatinum: what is that?

(Emoji face walks up)

Emoji: 😱😰👻💩💩🗣🤖🤕😱😱😇

Jackplatinum: he says he's scared and he asks what we're doing here

Samus: you speak ancient emoji?

Jack platinum: no, I speak modern emoji.

Emoji: 😒🗣👻👻💤💀💀😎👀🌊👍😇🤐

Luigis ghost: a-what did it say-a

JackPlatinum: it told us how to go to where we were going. Just jump off that cliff. I'll go first, because I'm invincible.

Meanwhile in the illuminati headquarters...

Illuminati leader: is all goin as planned?

Illuminati soldier: yes, the nuke is locked on.

Illuminati leader: perfect