Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20150829141353/@comment-31406004-20160125032013

{Ukod's Lair}

Ukod: You did what!?

Dark Princess: What? Disabled your dark warp ability? I want you here!

Modu: But... the smashers, we need our REVENGE!!!

Darkness: I must DEVOUR THEIR SOULS!!

Dark Princess: and I need a break! It's all about "Killing the smashers" but none of you ever asked what I wanted!

Modu: and what do you want?

Dark Princess: Pyrotech and Galva-Girl to kill the smashers.

Ukod: WT- OM- WHAT THE HECK!?

Dark Princess: So i- oh wait Gargan has already called them.

Darkness: You know back in my day the major villians in FTS were Grima, Red Gai, and Tabuu...

{Death Star}

Gargan: I just called the bounty hunting dou Pyrotech and Galva-Girl to hunt Fox anf Falco. Now who wants a bea-

The peaceful aura strikes Gargan

Gargan: '''ARGH! WHATS HAPPENING!!'''


 * I think you know what I'm going to type here*

Everyone: Argh!

Kirby: My ears are bleeding!

Little Mac: You don't ha-

Kirby: Thats the point!!

Gargan: meh.

Samus: What? Your dying and you aren't reacting?

Gargan: I'll just be revived again, its no biggy, see you later scrubs...

ULTIMATE DEATH SCREECH!!

Generic Ninja: Similar to the duck, suffering due to polluted water, this noise is simply unbearable...

Ninja Monkey: YAH THINK!?

Captain Falcon: Fox and Falco are in danger! We need to get to them before Pyrotech and Galva-Girl get to them!

Mega Man: Warping everyone now!

{Big City Kingdom}

Falco and Fox are far away from eachother communicating via radio

Falco (Com): Fox, where are we?

Fox (Com): Well, judging from the fact I see a large city but there is a cemetery valley in the horizon as if displaced crust, I assume we are back to our origin.

Falco (Com): The realm of kingdoms? I missed this place

CoachSDot: Just wait until the epic plot I have waiting for you!

Falco (Com): Coach? How did you intercept our call?

PSI Seven: ''were demigods remember? Being authors gives us powers beyond this realm here, were still in Master Fortress.''

PokemonMaster: We defeated the memes with Mystic and are headed back, Master Fortress is down.

Fox (Com): Good, now what about Modu and the princess?

CoachSDot: ''I'll get back to you on that. See yah!''

Falco (Com): Ok...

Digital Red Gai: GREE-ETINGS PESTS. I HAVE-E IM-MP-P-PORTANT NEW FOR YO-U.

Fox (Com): What?

Digital Red Gai: PY-Y-PYROTECH AND GA-AL-L-LVA-GIRL ARE HUNT YOU TW-TWO AS WE SPEAK!

Falco (Com): I heard of Pyrotech, but whos Galva-Girl?

Fox (Com): Judging by her name, I guess she is pure energy. Not go-

Falco (Com): Does that mean she's a projectile? If so I can reflect her.

Fox (Com): If she is energy, we should end transmission right now or she can track us!

Falco (Com): Ok, I see a doughnut shop called "Rough Rolls", we meet there. *Ends transmission*

Fox (Com): *Ends Transmission*

{Meanwhile up on the rooftops}

Pyrotech: There they are, I see the fox

Galva-Girl: I see the bird. I call the bird! Can I have the bird? I promise I'll kill it. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please pleaspleaseplea-

Pyrotech: Fine, you get the bird. (I don't get paid enough to put up with her... oh, you can hear my infernal monologue (see what I did there?))

Galva-Girl:*Begins walking* Well I'm going to kill the bird. Speaking of kill, you look very "Hot" GET IT! Its funny because it has nothing to do with what I'm saying right now right anyway there was once a time where I thought-

Pyrotech: watch out...

Galva-Girl: "I really want a pet goldfish" so I adopted it then I electrocuted it, I bought 36 and I killed them on accident because I forgot I was pure energy-

Pyrotech: watch out!

Galva-Girl: and the next day I learned about tectonic plates did you know that the earth is made up of multiple moving plates there's ons called the transforming boundaries that create displaced crust and-

Pyrotech: Watch out your going to fall!

Galva-Girl: thats what this enire areAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHHH!!


 * Smack*

Pyrotech: (She never listens...)

{On the streets}

Falco: (Waking up) ... *yawn* wait, something isn't right...

Galva-Girl: (Waking up)... (Yawn) wait, something isn't right...

It takes exactly 40 minutes for Galva-Girl and Falco to notice each other

Falco: ... GALVA-GIRL!

Galva-Girl: Aww it's so sweet you finally noticed me! You wanna go out?

Falco: (Did she seriously just ask me out?)

Galva-Girl: I don't know you, I was looking for some bird that I was supposed to kill but I don't see any...

Falco: (... What the heck?)