Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-31406004-20160227191343

Pokemon Master, just so you know when I put parentheses they are supposed to be a character's thoughts.

CoachSDot: *Fighting PokemonMaster* Why are you even doing this? Why would we lie to you?

PokemonMaster: You lied to me alot of times! Remember tha-

PSI Seven: *Fighting a horde of zombies* (Oh, that time. My God I never wanted to speak of that day)

Meta Knight: *Fighting Marx in his final form* what day?

Marx: AHAHAHAHA! *Red energy blast*

Metaknight: *Deflects*

Darkness: That time? I remember that day. (Yeeeessssss PokemonMaster, give in to evil. I will then consume your soul. Finally I get to devour someone)

PokemonMaster: You still remember? It began with a simple game...

Flashb-

Mystic: *Punches CoachSDot in the root*

CoachSDot: Owww! Why!?

Mystic: You're the one writing here, no more flashbacks. And how are you talking?

CoachSDot: I actually don't know, when I was devolved be Rose I alwasy though-

PokemonMaster: Enough with the smalltalk!

PokemonMaster and Mephiles fire a combined dark energy beam, knocking Mystic away, then PokemonMaster force chokes CoachSDot

PokemonMaster: I find your lack of memory, disturbing. I told you before Peashooters can talk, according to Plants vs. Zombies Wiki.

Modu: How do you even have all these dark powers!?

PokemonMaster: I don't know, but I like it.

PokemonMaster casts CoachSDot aside like a ragdoll, then Bayonetta summons a giant fist to pound him. CoachSDot is turned into a trophy.

Ukod: But... demigods can't die!

Ganondorf: Ahahahahahaha! Tell em whats next Zomboss.

Dr. Zomboss: Fools! You have all fallen into my exceedingly obvious trap! In mere minutes my unique assortment of Gargantuars, Z-Mechs, and Zombots will pummel all of you to oblivion!.

Tempo: (We're screwed)

PokemonMaster: Who's next?

Darkness (Unnoticed): (Step one to consuming PokemonMaster's soul... granting him dark powers and making him believe they were his all along.)