Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-26394058-20160410161225

Illuminati HQ

Illuminati secretary: sir, aren't we destroyed?

Illuminati leader: no.

Illuminati secretary: how?

Illuminati leader: well...

Flashback

In the aftermath of whatever happened to the illuminati...

Illuminati leader: that probably hurt *sees psi stone*

Illuminati soldier: sir, now what?

Illuminati leader: using the power of that rock over there, we can rebuild our empire

Illuminati soldier: *gets psi stone*

Present day...

Illuminati leader: ... And that's how I used the power of a chunk of brain lobotomized of of somebody to rebuild my evil empire.