Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160501232242/@comment-31406004-20160521234021

And now back to a broken future where the writer of nightmares rules

Vaarya: I don't know if this information will somehow transfer to your past self brother bu-

CoachSDot: Brother?

Zeybuka: Look Makraite, we never wanted a runt in our clan too but that's who you are, and in fact I kinda li-

CoachSDot: Wait so I'm a runt now? And who's Makraite?

Zeybuka: Your name idiot! The name that our parents gave you when you were born. The word people call you by

Vaarya: Slow down slow down! Dont you remember his mental dise-

CoachSDot: Slow down please! So what I'm hearing is that I come from a shapeshifting ninja-vampire clan and I'm the runt of your litter with a mental illness??

Vaarya: Well, to the standards of this realm you are fine, but to our standards your inability to comprehend the idea of the wide expanse of infinite realms is the same as being retarded.

Zeybuka: Ok everything is getting confusing, for one it isn't a ninja-vampire clan. And second, we could just let a flashback from the past speak for us.

Vaarya: But in turn you will need to answer our questions

CoachSDot: I have one

Zeybuka: What?

CoachSDot: So, before you were both in the form of a ninja and a vampire, but now you both look like sayians out of Dragon Ball Z.

Zeybuka: We change form whenever we feel like it, unlike you who changes in stages, like an extended butterfly cycle.

Back to the present in the hapiness kingdom

Armored Stranger: And that is your origin.

CoachSDot: (Wakes up) Ok... can I go back to my friends now I don't want to separate from them. Usually when we separate things go wrong and the plot goes in multiple different directions.

Armored stranger: go back. We will meet later...

The stranger leaves in a flash. CoachSDot returns to his friends as they leave.

PSI Seven: Where the heck were you all this time?

Mega Man: Was it that armored dude?

CoachSDot: Yeah. He told me a lot about my past I never even know. Question, did you ever see me as a child Seven?

PSI Seven: Uh, now that you mention it the first time I ever saw you was where you were almost 7.

CoachSDot: In a capsule?

Shulk: What were you doing in a capsule?

CoachSDot: Suprise, I was never a demi-god. In truth I was sent here to destroyeverythinginthisrealm...

Jago: Destroy everything in this realm?

Everyone gasps at once

Luigi: Who-a sent you here?

Kirby: Do you have any other special powers?

TF2 Soldier: Are you even on our side or are you a spy from the league of evil?

CoachSDot: Also more news, my name is actually Makraite, I came from an ancient shapeshifting clan. I have some illness that keeps me from shifting at will.

Rose: Objection! If you are from an ancient race what were you doing in the pvz realm a while back?

CoachSDot: I can explain that and the latter later, but now we need to get to the kingdom of wheat before a great war breaks out!