Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25925970-20150125222910/@comment-5679989-20150127143419

Granted, but it will be below 0 degrees.

I wish for a non-lethal, non-dangerous hot dog with non-lethal, non-dangerous chili that I won't get addicted to, explode, be stolen, it will be free, it will arrive in one minute of my ordering, it is not alive, it cannot move on it's own, I will be able to eat other things afterwards, and I will have complete control of my body afterwards, I don't want any zombie hot dogs, I don't want to become a hot dog my self, I will remain human with all of my same capabilities. I won't be attacked by no hot dog demons. I won't get sick from it. It's not an illegal hot dog, the person handling it is wearing new latex gloves (i'm not allergic to it and never will be). I won't get cursed from eating it. It won't decrease my life expectancy.