Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24529455-20150207223926/@comment-1400578-20150211210221

Having been in contact with the monolith, my physical death merely ascends my consciousness into a higher state of non-corporeal existence. Meanwhile, your "hill" on the sun is actually the beginning formation of a solar prominence. When it erupts, you're fried instantly. My star-spanning consciousness settles upon an eighth-dimensional hill. My hill.