User blog comment:TheFoolisherFoolishFool/I don't see Ridley being playable at all.../@comment-25161957-20141029065223/@comment-25161957-20141030063839

Oh I get it now. Sorry about that. Geez. I must have misread your argument. Much like how everyone else misread MY blog post.

Ridley is known for killing Samus' parents. I mean, it's like what I said (in the end, where NO ONE READ THIS PART. SO LISTEN CAREFULLY, BECAUSE I HAVE NO REASON TO DO THIS AGAIN.), "I see Ridley as being playable when Smash Bros starts acting mature and changes the rating but until then Ridley can settle with "stage boss"."

Do you think after killing a Goomba, all the other goombas in the room started screaming and ran for it. Only Dig Dug does that. Ridley clearly did just that - kill Samus' parents in front of her when she was little. You can't take that out of his trophy. You can put "Mercenary" in Snake's trophy description, but you don't really need to add, "snaps necks for a living." Do you think little kids will think, "Oh so Ridley killed Samus parents when she was little. Nothing big." Something that sound that graphic should probably sound better in a game with a higher rating than "T for Teen".