User blog:Dan12322/Smash 5 Roster Leak



A double agent working for Nintendo and Sega revealed the Smash 5 roster. This is the reasoning he gave.

Goku: He tied with Naruto on the fighter ballot but they didn't have enough time to make them, so they made five of each of them. Naruto: See Goku^ Baby Rosalina: Rosalina was so 2014. Baby Yoshi: Yoshi is to old now. Link's Uncle: They needed more Zelda characters. Link's Grandma: See Link's Uncle^ Majikarp: He is the legendary pokemon in Pokemon Black and White 7 (which is coming out around the same time) Shadow Mario: Mario games got boring so they killed him and now he's a shadow. Shadow Link: In Legend of Zelda U, Link was killed by a Majikarp Army. Harry Potter: You're a wizard Harry. Wreck it Ralph: Because. Ms. Pacman: Because pacman is outdated. Santa Claus: Because Fanboys be like: Saanta claus we never see (in Smash), Santa claus whats that, who HE! Timon and Pumba: Hakuna Matata Simba: Aaaaaaaaaaaah SAVANAAAAAAH!! Quasimodo: Shrek was too expensive, and he's in shrek super slam. Dino pirahna: Looks cooler than Petey piranha. Unown: I dont know. Toon Ganondorf: Cuz we needed more toon characters. Ancient Minister: Was popular in Subspace Emissary. Tom Nook: Villager is too Op so they added Tom Nook. Marshal: MAAAARSHAL!! Frogger: Because Crossy Road. Dumbo: Like you are for buying this game. Nintedog: HES A CLASSIC! Fat Princess: Because Weird Al Yankovic was copyrighted. Mini Dk: Because all donkey kong games were destroyed except for March of the minis. Mini Toad: You wanted toad??? HERES TOAD!!!!! Spider Man: Because Spiderman 3 Goth Spiderman is EPIC! Venom: You're a wizard Harry. Superman: Because DC needs more Reps. Pink Gold Peach: Bcz shes the best peach ever made!!!!! Gold Mario: Because New Super Mario Bros. 2 The Thief: or is it Theif. Or maybe Theef? Pinky: Needed more pacman and the ghostly adventures reps. Wonder-Pink: Because wonder Red is to obvious. Dr Luigi: BECUZ HES BETTER THAN LUIGI!!!! Evil Queen: You're a wizard harry. Fierce Diety: Because he's the best Link. Fly Guy: Because no shy characters allowed. Lilo: Because Lilo is OP! Stitch: Is actually a pokemon. Steve: Because Cube Life: Island Survival is better than minecraft. Smeargle: He is the best pokemon. Toadsworth: He uses hacks. Toady: Who the Heck is this!!!??? Tooty: Because tooty is better than Banjo. Wall-E: Everyone confused ROB for Wall-E so they just made Wall-E Wigglytuff: Because...REASONS!! Witch: See Evil Queen. Wrinkly Kong: Because they recreated every Donkey Kong game with him. Yellow Pikmin: Because yellow is awesome. Yoshi Kid: Thug Life. Yoda: Because Yoda is AWESOME. Zora Link: ok. Zubat: I believe I CAN FLY!!! Pichu Bros. Because Pichu is the best character. Pichu: See Pichu Bros^ AiAi: Because super monkey ball X!!! Angry Birds: Nintendo on Mobile. Ariel: Little einsteins. Hercules: Heracles in Greek.