User blog comment:PixelFox666/Never Ending Story/@comment-26280354-20150503184348

Then Pac-Man descends and drops a fire hydrant on Dedede. It dislodges the pancakes and urine from his stomach. Grateful for saving him, King Dedede teams up with Pac-Man to fight Dr. Mario, Dead Lucas, Wii Fit Trainer, Mewtwo, Kirby and Meta Knight in an 8-player Team Battle. The group is transported to Palutena's Temple because

"Palutena's Temple has the best music." -- Master Hand

The groups do battle. Dead Lucas is out of Stamina so King Dedede just inhales him and spits him off stage. Then Wii Fit Trainer runs away as Pac-Man tries to feed her keys and Galaxians, complaining of their high carb levels, and falls into a Danger Zone. Repeatedly. Mewtwo plays Shadow Pong with Dedede, and loses. Then Pac-Man gives Dr. Mario a prostate exam with his Power Pellet attack. Kirby sucks up Pac-Man, but is so distracted by eating his own Bonus Fruit that Dedede gets a puffball home run with his jet hammer. Then it's Meta Knight, AKA Spam Ban Knight. Meta Knight down throws Pac-Man over and over, and Pac-Man is nearly launched, but grabs onto the edge after using his trampoline. Then it's King Dedede vs Meta Knight: Battle of the Dreamland Villains. Meta Knight opens up by being cheap. HI YAA!!! HI YAA!!! But Dedede sucks him in, and Pac-Man comes back. Not able to escape from Dedede's stomach lining, Meta Knight is at the mercy of our heroes as Pac-Man throws key after key into the King's gut. Meta Knight ends up at 999% damage and his battered body is spat at the wall. Then, Pac-Man goes up to eat him after taking his pellets up, but Dedede wants to eat him too. The two fight for their meal. Pac-Man drops a fire hydrant on the King, but it's returned by a Hammer smash. Both fighters hit danger zones at the same time and Meta Knight wins the fight.

"I'm getting too old for this," says Meta Knight.

Then Meta Knight goes to a restaurant and gets his pancakes.

THE SMASH BROS MOVIE, COMING FEBRUARY 2016