User blog:JustJacobGamer/Super Smash Brothers 5 leaked roster (JOKE)

THIS WHOLE BLOG WAS MADE AS A JOKE AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

Guys the SSB5 roster got leaked

CHARACTER REASONING

-Waluigi: A bunch of people wanted him. But then we Realized it was Waluigi time. So we decided to have 5 rows of Waluigis

-Squidward: He was gonna be in Smash 4. but had to be cut

-Mr. Krabs: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-Cory Baxter: We needed more characters that are in the house

-Bigley: We needed a Miiverse character in the game

-Mini Squidward: We were gonna add a Dead Horse. but he was too OP so he had to be cut for a Squidward Semi-Clone.

-Timmy's Dad: We needed two more characters. so we added Timmy's Dad and Stewie Griffin.

-Stewie Griffin: See Timmy's Dad.

-Groose: THE GROOSE IS LOOSE.

-Barrel: We needed a new DK rep.

-Dr. Pepper: We needed a soda as a character so we went with Dr. Pepper

-Ike Cream Cone: Why not?

Also every character was cut except for Meta Knight. Captain Falcon. Wario. and Donkey Kong.

STAGES

People only care about Final Destination so we removed every other stage.

DLC Roumors

There are rumors that Waluigi. Miiverse Admin. and Dr. Ridley will be DLC Fighters.