Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160501232242/@comment-28517157-20160521203500

Back in the present:

Porkey: I have a plan to create something unstoppable! Behold my creation! (Gestures to a big machine)

Ganondorf: ...and it does what?

Porkey: It will create something more powerful than those other writers. I just deposit something from beyond the fourth wall...

Dr. Zomboss: Wait, how did you get that???

Porkey: I "borrowed" something. And next I need the DNA from several villains. Just spit into this tube here.

Bayonetta: This better be worth it.

Nightmare: Don't worry, it will. Turn it on Porkey.

As Porkey turns the machine on, something indescribable happens, as the machine creates... something of unfathomable power. Then it stops, a door opens, a figure steps out, and looks around.

???: Urgh. What am I?

Nightmare: Take it easy. You are a being with the ability to manipulate reality. We will use you to overthrow good and triumph over the realms. Now, Writer of Nightmares, test your powers to write the story to your wim!

Writer of Nightmares: I see an unlimited expanse before me. I can go anywhere and anywhen, and I know a place, somewhere known as "The Realm of Kingdoms". A time known as "several months ago".

And so I tested my powers. I found out I could do whatever I wanted. I took the form of a dark cloud and rained havoc in the form of monsters.

Now is the time when I'll defeat the good. But with this power, defeating them instantly would be boring. I want to see what they are capable of...