Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20150829141353/@comment-31406004-20151219205338

{Insert KH Battle music here}

Objective: Defeat the heartless... wait, those aren't heartless? Defeat the mysterious enemies? What? Uhh... defeat the shadowy figures? What!? NONE OF THEME ARE HUMONOID!?!? That's it, I quit! Good lucck losers!

Sora: Well, feel bad for that guy.

CoachSDot: SESESUSUHAGHUGO!!

Pit: Coach is still experiencing an intellectual lapse!

Ash: Come out! Frogadier!

Frogadier comes out of a Pokéball

Sora and Riku begin to attack the hoard head on with their Keyblades.

Riku: We'll hold them off! You guys take out the weaker ones

R.O.B: ''PROCESSING... OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ENEMIES!

Sonic spin dashes into a Stalfo, breaking it to peaces. Ness uses PK Fire and melts a group of Geemers.

Falco: (Stomps on a Lethinium) Theres too many of them!

Luigi: This can't-a possibly get any-a worse!

PSI Seven: Wait, the ground's shaking!

An unknown figure in a gi sprouts from the ground.

Captain Falcon: Oh... my... GOD! I never though I'd see you again!

Mario: Had to jinx it didn't you?

Luigi: :(

CoachSDot: GEHEWHA?

???: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMENT...

The figure envelopes himself in a powerful aura.

Megaman: He's becoming more powerful! WHAT DO WE DO!?!?

Captain Falcon: The obvious...

???: WHO HAS DISTURBED-

Captain Falcon: So... Goku, wanna battle?

Goku: OH COME ON! I HAD SUCH A COOL INTRO AS WELL!

Link: *Sigh*

Little Mac: We are being attacked by shadowy enemies!

Mario: This-a could not possibly get-a worse!

{Insert KH Boss music here}

A dark shrouded figure appears from the ground.

???: 'For thousands of years I lay dorment... I come to seek revenge...'

Riku: Ansem!

Sora: I thought we defeated you, you were destroyed by the POWER OF LIGHT!! Seriously, it actually disintegrated you.

Ansem: You are right Sora... but I was revived, by Modu...

Luigi: You had the jinx it, didn't you?

Mario: :(

CoachSDot: (He doesn't know what he's done! I gotta try to warn the others!) GETHLUKSLUK! BEBOFEDO!

PSI Seven: What?

Kirby: Huh?

Some random grain of sand on the ground: ...

CoachSDot: (Sadly I can't speak...)