Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-31406004-20160304233203

Weed: On one condition.

Golem: What do you wish?

Chompers grow out of the ground, and begin licking Golem for some reason

Weed 2#: They're just tasting you so they can track you whenever it is needed.

Kernal Corn: Wait, we never said anything abo-

Weed: When you defeat Zomboss aith the forces we provide you, you bring us his head!

Weed 3#: Just to prove that you killed him.

Golem: But why his head? Usually warriors request that I bring a beasts heart.

A scientist Weed grows.

Science Weed: Well you can bring us his heart, but he's a zombie. He will still be able to function without it, as all he needs is his brain in order to survive. If you bring his head it cuts off the zombie liquid flow to his brain. His li-

Kernal Corn: What the nerd here is trying to say is zombies only die when decapitated. And even then they aren't dead, they just can't move.

Golem: Very well, I shall bring the beast's head. What warriors do you offer to assist me?

Kernal Corn: We won't provide any Chompers because they only eat zombies, but we have all of these weeds, 101 Peashooter militias, mutant plants Oscar Mike spilled loads of fertilizer on by accident, and a secret weapon codnamed "Anomaly"

Golem: Yes but where are they?

Science Weed: They are in the soil. You see us plants, unlike our devolved counterparts, can grow and retract into the soil as we please, we pop out of the ground. Take these seeds and throw them anywhere, plants will still grow.

Weed: Our roots are so strong we can grow anywhere. If you can mix the seeds with your ancient magic you may be able to simply summon plants. How cool is that?

Golem: Thank you, army of weeds.

{Kingdom of Darkness}

Fox: Ok, this is where PokemonMaster is right?

Digital Galva-Girl: ''Yes! Yes! That's where he is. I feel his energy! I feel his hair. I feel his eyebrows! I feel his skin rubbing mine-''

Digital Pyrotech: You don't even have skin.

Captain Falcon: Shh, thats a dark soldier.

Lucas: What makes you say that?

Captain Falcon: Well this is the Kingdom of Darkness, and it looks like a soldier. Yeah wild guess.

Dark Princess: Soldier #124,133,767,248,234, status

Dark soldier: Still no sign of the Darkstone.

Dark Princess: Well look harder! Ugh, I had to consult 124,133,767,248,233 other soldiers about this and they all had to same response!

Lucas: *What is dark princess doing her? I thought she was good.*

Mewtwo: *I will sneak in the castle and find out what is going on.*

Mewtwo teleports in the Dark castle.