Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20150717024330/@comment-31406004-20150723031547

Squashini: Wait, why is CoachSDot posting about Epic Yarn?

CoachSDot: Well it was october, I irritated my mom half-a-million times for that ga-

Kirby: PAH!

SSCRREEEECH!!!

A whole group of drum-shaped bulls begin to charge at the entire group.

Squashini: Dragon fireball!

Meta Knight: You haven't touched Epic Yarn in a while heven't you?

CoachSDot: Yeah... Wii U's Wii mode is very slow and low-quality. The Wii is in my sisters' room.

Kirby: Puh! HYAH! Heyah! Ohyah!

Meta Knight: Tuh! Hah!

{Forest of Despair}

Gargan: Sonic... BLAST!

Shadow: Chaos... BLAST!

Douglas: Falcon... BLAST!

Pit: Really Falcon?

Douglas: Yeah...

Everyone attacks Gargan at full might, but even without subspace, he is just too powerful.

Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!

Marth: Not now! We are too busy fighting a hyperpowerful being.

Gargan: Sonic SLASH!

Jigglypuff: Puff!

Tempo: I can't hold back the sound wave any longer, he's about to unleash a new attack

Gargan: Sonic... ENERGYWAVE!!!

Everyone: AUGH!

Every good fighter turns into a trophy. Gargan laughs an evil laugh and packs all the trophies in his pockets.