Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-26233737-20160409154857

Realm of Evil:

Spy disguised as a Goomba: (Now where would that artifact be? Hm,) Excuse me sir? Do you know of any artifact that can locate this weapon known as the Darkstone?

Evil Spirit: Hm?! What would you want with such power lowly Goomba? It would crush your week body immediately. The Darkstone is supposed to be kept hidden until an army of evil come to claim it to unleash destruction across all realms.

Spy: Oh um, yeah. I was sent by this, Legion of Evil. The time has indeed come.

Evil Spirit: Hm. The temple is hidden past that field, but you'll have to surpass what guards it. Ha ha ha! (walks away, laughing hysterically) Oh he is dead!

Spy shuffles over to the temple and descends into it's catacombs, easily avoiding any traps with his small goomba body. At last, reaching the temple's center, Spy come across what appears to be a black slab with glowing dots on it. Suddenly, a Gollem appears from one of the chamber walls.

Gollem: Who dares to retrieve the Dark Map? This artifact must never be found.

Spy: Don't worry (removes disguise) I'm one of the good guys.

Gollem: Indeed. I sense no evil intentions in your heart. But why do you seek the Dark Map?

Spy: (backstory backstory backstory backstory)

Gollem: This is a highly dangerous threat. Go. I will open a portal to the Kingdom of Realms. There you will be able to find the pieces of the Darkstone. Good luck.

Meanwhile in the Realm of Endless War in Kakaia-su's Stronghold

Sally: (The Darkstone is near. I can sense it)

The dark shard rests in a cup-holder-like thing on Kakaia-tsu's throne, only its not a cup holder because that would be ridiculous. It is instead a Myterious-shard-capabel-of-summoning-entire-armies-holder. Kakaia-tsu is always makes sure to emphasize this.