Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20150710005529/@comment-31406004-20150715023443

Link: (Why are we still in the Vegetable Colloseum? Oh no, the Rift is about to grab someone! Gotta warn the others!) HYAH!

Mega Man: *Decapitates peashooter* What did Link say?

Mario: *Dueling with Wheat Samurai* Probably-a nothing.

Link: HYAH! AERAH! HUAH! (How do you not see a giant freaking blacl hole in the sky!?)

Kirby: (It's nighttime Link.)

Link: (How are you reading my mind? Tell the others about the Rift!)

Kirby: (Gotcha!) HI!

Wii Fit Trainer: *Strangling Wheat Soldier* What did Kirby say?

Falco: *Shooting at snipers* Probably Nut'n

Kirby: (All I know to say is "Hi")

The Rift grabs hold of Samus and eats her.

Link: (Really? No one even tried to save her!?)

Colonel Kernal: Progress report general Hay Bailey.

Hay Bailey: Yes sir, we are losing many soldiers, but the targets are showing signs of weakness, 72% of our soldiers remain.

Colonel Kernal: Anything el-

Hay Bailey: ... There seems to be a huge tentecale bearing Black Hole in the sky carrying off some of our foot soldiers, should I notify them?

Colonel Kernal: Yes, also, please notify our writer to stop posting long, story controlling replies on this forum.

Hay Bailey: With all respect, why do you always break the 4th wall sir?