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Kingdom of Magic: balcony

Magic Princess: Look at him! He's so cute.

The Magic Princess stalks the Prince of darkness from her balcony

PixelFox appears out of nowhere

PixelFox: Did someone say "Ship"?

Magic princess: AAAGGGH!!!

So does Kirby

Kirby: Hey we got another one!

Then PSF, Aleck, Jesse, Pit, and Ness appear

Magic Princess: GAURDS!

Kirby: They won't be coming.

Magic Princess: Why?

Jesse: Someone special took care'a them.

Royal hallway

CoachSDot in his Awesome Mercenary form bursts through the doorway screaming as loud as possible

CoachSDot: GUESS WHO'S BACK!?

All the guards notice him

Gaurd #1: Attack.

CoachSDot: TAKE THIS!

He slashes two guards before getting into a fist fight with 3 others.

Gaurd #4-7: Think you can beat us

The gaurd throws a punch, but Coach blocks it.

CoachSDot: OOORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAAAA!

CoachSDot beats them all to a pulp An elite female gaurd attempts to slit his throat from behind.

Elite Gaurd: (Yes, keep flexing your muscles while I slice you apa-) *gasp*

CoachSDot throws a stun grenade at her.

Elite Gaurd: *coughing*

He then suplexes her to the ground.

20 other gaurds approach CoachSDot, armed with assault rifles and mini-guns.

Gaurd commander: Stop right there!

CoachSDot screams as loud as possible, tanking every single bullet they fire at him.

CoachSDot: YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Balcony

Magic Princess: Who?

PEASHOOTERFAN: Just be glad he's not hired to kill you.