Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20160623233226/@comment-31406004-20160624190007

Meanwhile with Coach

Coach and the gang arrive at a forest, in search of a good place for the noobs to build a base of operation.

CoachSDot: (I don't even know what happened. Now half of my friends turned against me)

Vaarya: Hey.

CoachSDot: Huh?

Vaarya: You still remember why we're here right?

CoachSDot: Yeah yeah to prevent me from being influenced by some false prophet and a dark tablet.

Tempo: Hey Coach, why did you want to separate the souls?

CoachSDot: Well, it's complicated but...

CoachSDot explains the fake vision TWON gave them without revealing it was him, as he is unsure himself. However he'd say so if he knew for sure, as he doesn't see TWON as a threat

Zeybuka: Question, who exactly gave you this vision?

CoachSDot: Uh, some very nice person who helped me. The reason I am suddenly powerful in fact is because of him. Donkey Kong!

Donkey Kong: Oh?

CoachSDot hands Donkey Kong seeds

CoachSDot: Please plant these things in the ground.

Donkey Kong: Oh oh!

Donkey Kong plants the seeds in the ground to grow more weeds. They begin to grow and pace around the area.

Weed: Who am I?

Weed #2: What is life?

Weed #3: Where am I?

Vase Weed: When can I take this vase off?

Weed #4: Why do I feel like I'm about to violate the golden rule of plant kind?

Pumpkin Weed: How do I quickscope?

The weeds start punching trees, mistaking them for zombies.

Zeybuka: Ok?

Weed #54: Oh, look at the boy! *Pokes Tempo*

Weed #89: His staff is shiiinnyyy *Takes staff and swings around*

Tempo: W-What are these things!?

CoachSDot: Leftover Weed seeds from FTS4. Sadly I have no boss seeds, and very few hero seeds. These things are tougher than you think, and can grow literally anywhere. We can turn PokemonMaster's base into a garden if we wanted!

Rose: (Building an army I see...) Noobs!

Noob 437: Yes diamond dropping mob!

Rose: *Grunt* Spam invite all of your friends to the FTS_6_CVWR_VER3 server, then build me a mighty fortress of dirt!

With Rose's very words an innumerable about of noobs spawn, causing the server to lag.

Vaarya: Too0000__A__ M__nny neeuuuu__&&&&&bz

CoachSDot: K339k siu--®>®m euu® %£{|clod!

Rose kicks most of the noobs, returning the server to normal.

Rose: Anyway, you know the drill.

Tempo: Why dirt?

Rose: I'll just turn it into something powerful when the are finished.

Zeybuka lays eyes on Rose's wand and walks over to it

Zeybuka: Nice wand there. What spells can you cast?

Rose: Oh nothing to special. I can just create a time-stop bubble, turn anyone Into anything, and transform myself and anyone else into pure, invincible, plasma energy.

CoachSDot, using his new found shapeshifting powers, transforms into a burly armored knight. Everyone notices and is shocked

CoachSDot: This war is happening because of the souls. My friend gave me this portal gun to transport them into a safe haven, protecting them from evil forces and us. Now when we're settled, here's the plan...