Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25925970-20150125222910/@comment-26280354-20150419010951

Granted, but Spawn is the worst character in the game and a game glitch causes him to be non-playable online.

I wish for a Baltimore Orioles hat. And I don't want the hat to be sentient and eat my head. And I don't want it to be coated in poison or give me cancer. And I don't want it to say "Orioles suck" or anything like that. Just a plain, normal, awesome, team-promoting, non-radioactive, Orioles hat. With the correct color scheme.