Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160501232242/@comment-31406004-20160527004032

Sledge Bro #1: HOHOHOHO-

Sledge Bro #2: HAHAHAHA-

Sledge Bro #3: HEHEHEHE-

Mystic's plan of challenge

CoachSDot: *western accent* ''You've got guts runnin' up here, tryna escape with royal gold. You ain't escapin'!''

Mystic: Stop please, how did you even get here?

CoachSDot: *Pirate accent* I have no the hour fer ye're fancy speak, mister "pillage everythin' I spy wit' ye eye!"

Mystic: How are you doing tha-

CoachSDot: *Shakespearean accent* madness! blasphemy! cometh and consume mine own coxcomb, setteth flame to planteth life, sucketh on a melon! h're we square to the death!

Mystic: Look, it's me, your sister! Sure tried to kill you multiple occasions but I am sorry about it all. What do you want from me?

CoachSDot: Such.... rage... trraaAAAAAAANNNNNSSFOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM!!!

Mystic: ?

CoachSDot suddenly begins to sparkle and transform. He has become an all-powerful dark souls style knight in shining armor.

CoachSDot: I want you *draws sword* to duel with me, till death.

Mystic: (Of all the times for you to evolve)

CoachSDot's perspective

CoachSDot: *western accent* ''You've got guts runnin' up here, tryna escape with royal gold. You ain't escapin'!''

"Theif": What an ugly impersonation of a cowboy, next you'll desecrate my idea of a pi-

CoachSDot: *Pirate accent* I have no the hour fer ye're fancy speak, mister "pillage everythin' I spy wit' ye eye!"

"Thief": (Very well) The gold I was precious it is. I have been arrested for finding what was mine see? Today you die, gaurd!

CoachSDot: *Shakespearean accent* madness! blasphemy! cometh and consume mine own coxcomb, setteth flame to planteth life, sucketh on a melon! h're we square to the death!

"Thief": DEATH!? Hold on hold on hold on. If you want to risk your life just to make a point against me you must truly be a foolish knave. Hmm?

CoachSDot: Such.... rage... trraaAAAAAAANNNNNSSFOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM!!!

"Thief": Uhh-

CoachSDot suddenly begins to sparkle and transform. He has become an all-powerful dark souls style knight in shining armor.

CoachSDot: I want you *draws sword* to duel with me, till death.

"Thief": O~O *meep*