User blog comment:Legendary Pop-Fizz/The Ballots: Who will YOU vote for?/@comment-6178111-20150407122113/@comment-5185663-20150407223549

You need to go back and watch Shrek 1 and/or Shrek the Musical, because despite getting a weirdo copypasta made about him that became a meme.

Shrek is a wicked good story, a wicked good character, and to quote our ogre-lord himself, "Maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them."