Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-26394058-20160405011436

We shall see

JackPlatinum: oh, I forgot *melts off mega man and reforms beside him*

Mega man: system error. Restart required. 0% complete, 0.1% complete,...

Samus: this'll take a while

Golem: JackPlatinum, you're new to this?

JackPlatinum: I'm new to everything. I literally transformed into a solid a few minutes ago.

Luigis ghost: golems, a-what will a-happen?

Other golem: oh, the other heroes are questing for stuff. Luigis ghost, go join chiller. Samus, you're off to the realm of darkness to help soldiers and ninjas ahhh... Do stuff. JackPlatinum, you remember PSI seven?

JackPlatinum: tangling with him brought me into the sights of the illuminati.

Golem: well, officially, that never happened.

Other golem: anyway, you're going with him. See ya!

(All are teleported to respective realms.)

Illuminati lair

Illuminati secretary: sir, the platinum is back.

Illuminati leader: you mean...?

illuminati secretary: yes

Illuminati leader: send an illuminuke in.

Illuminati general: yes sir.