Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-31406004-20160412231043

Monstrosity plays in the background. Citizens run in terror as Mystic and PokemonMaster levitate to the sky.

Flag Weed: C'mon now humans can levitate!? There is so much I don't know about the world, should've gone to plant school before getting dragged into this.

Agent Pea: (I don't know how to kill that zombie)

Chuck: HESHEREHESHEREHESHEREHESHEREWEREALLDOOMED!!!!!

Mystic: Magma blast.

Mystic charges a lava-ball in her hand.

TheTruePokemonMaster: Tectonic Buster!

Master rips a chunk of landmass from the ground and grabs it via psychic powers.

Mystic: uh- Volcanic spear!

Mystic summons a magma spear

TheTruePokemonMaster: Continental Chaos

Master literally summons entire continents and grinds them into rock-monsters that teleport behind him and levitate with him.

Mystic: uh... Volcano bazooka!!

TheTruePokemonMaster: uhh-

Mystic Creates a magma bazooka and arms herself with it. She fires it destroying multiple buildings setting Master and his entire army on fire. She teleports in from of him then uses the force to force choke him

Mystic: I find your lack of a comeback spell... di-

TheTruePokemonMaster: Ia knah Ia knau deshturpink.

Mystic: Close enough.

Mystic throws master through multiple buildings DBZ style (Because apparently that's the only way I can describe things now) teleports behind him, and does it multiple times before he counters her and does the same thing to her.

Mystic: Augh-

TheTruePokemonMaster: Now *warp* you *warp* know *warp* how *warp* it *warp* feels!

Mystic: You can stop now

TheTruePokemonMaster: No! ULTIMATE UNIVERSE PLANET CRUSHER!!

Mystic: The whaaa-

Master summons 2 full sized planets and is ready to crush Mystic with them.

Mystic: We can still talk about this.

TheTruePokemonMaster: Fine I won't, it's not fun to kill you that way but you're still dying today.

{Meanwhile on the ground}

???: Daddy is angry at you. Daddy want me kill you.

CoachSDot: Uh, we can talk about this. Wanna play fetch?

???: Me no fall for trick like playtime, only with daddy, but not you.

Silver: What is this dumb thing, a dog?

???: Yes. My name is ???

PSI Seven: Is it because you don't want to kill any potential name that the IRL Master has for you so it's just gonna be seen as ??? until them?

???: Yes.

Nohrian brute: So what should we do with the little weed and that thing with the silencer?

Nohrian Wizard: I say we cast a spell that turns them inside out. I want to see what they look like.

Dsrk Princess: Then what are we waiting for?

Flag Weed: Joke's on you. I have a special ability that makes everyone that stands nesr me that I like unharmable. As long as these people are standing near me they can't die or feel pain!

Nohrian Assasian: And what if we attack you?

Flag Weed: Uh- that's a good question actually. Since I can't give myself a defense boost I'd... die.

Nohrian brute: Looks like weed's back on the menu boys!

CoachSDot: Holy-