Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20150710005529/@comment-31406004-20150710193510

Meanwhile in the Kingdom of technology...

Battery Brigade General: Swordsman! Enough games, if you won't talk to us, we will be forced to imprison you with that other redhead swordsman for distrubting a battery citizen's water expelling period!

Marth: (These brickheads, everyone knows I only speak japanese! I could atta- wait, did they just say "redhead swordsman?")

Battery Brigade Pawn #1 (Via brainwaves): What is taking him so long?

Battery Brigade Pawn #2 (Via Brainwavez): Let's poke him with our electrically charged lances and see if he will respond, their effective against swords.

Battery Brigade Pawn #1: Why not our electrically charged axes?

Battery Brigade Pawn #2: Because if we hit him with an axe, he will take less damage and we will take more damage, he will be more likely to hit us and we will be less likely to hit him, using a lance, the odds will be in our favor!

Battery Brigade Pawn #1: How does holding a sword protect you from axe damage!?

Battery Brigade Pawn #2: Because science! Havent you ever played frost emblem before!?

Battery Brigade Pawn #1: Just poke him already!

The battery Brigade pawn quickly pokes Marth expecting a response, Marth yelps in pain and screams "なぜあなたはそれで私を突くんでした！"

Battery Brigade General: Imprison him.