Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-31406004-20160408013739

{Realm of Death}

Jago and Shadow Jago, along with Rose and Super Brianz are separately and respectively fighting each other to the death with the 2 soldiers watching in awe

TF2 Soldier: Hey, uh... have you noticed something that is strange?

COD Soldier: Huh?

TF2 Soldier: The only author that contributes to our story is CoachSDot, and he usually does something that has to do with us then continues to the war realm...

COD Soldier: Now that you mention it... nothing happens here other than filler to start the post off. All the interesting things happen in other realms-

Rose: Well that was pitful.

Jago: The battle was surprisingly easy.

TF2 Soldier: Get back to the stronghold for health packs you guys look battered and bruised. Is that blood?

Jago: We have *ugh* been in worse shape...

Rose: Try fighting a crude merciless robot that seems as if pure death and desruction had loved each other so much they had a baby. ahahaha *ow*

Jago: We had to fight Fulgore after defeating our previous two enemies.

COD Soldier: I don't know a thing about plants but I think the green ooze is supposed to be inside them.

Rose: Yea- uh. That was from the desolation beam followed by- b- being impaled b- *cough*

TF2 Soldier: Seriously we should fall back. Where are the three now?

Rose: I- I turn... *collapses*

Jago: She was trtrying to say she turned them into goats... *collapses*

COD Soldier: Ok, but where are they?

3 goats sneak behind TF2 Soldier and attempt to harm him, to no avail.

TF2 Soldier: *Picks up goat* I think they're here.

Back at the demon-proof hut

Jago and Rose recover from their injuries

Jago: I do not remember the events of yesterday...

COD Soldier: You both were ambushed by your greatest enemies while meditating then fought them for a very long time. Beaten down, but you both succeed. Then you where ambushed by Fulgore, Ultra-Tech mega robot...

Rose: (Sounds like a Z-Tech ripoff)

COD Soldier: ... who impales you multiple times before self-destructing. You both are knocked out after. The end.

Jago: So we have accomplished nothing?

Rose: Not quite, I was surfing the multiverse while Jago was meditating, and came across an interesting realm.

Jago: I remember now. It is called the Realm of Evil. We have been trying to connect ourselves to it before being assaulted.

Rose: There is a powerful artifact in there capable of locating the Darkstone we seek. If we can steal it away we may-

Jago: Do not travel fast, the fish does not swim into the den of sharks, nor the deer into croc infested lakes... translation: ARE YOU INSANE???

COD Soldier: It seems likez judging from the word evil in its name, a realm of EVIL!

TF2 Soldier: Relax, spy is in there. I told him to disguise as a Goomba and steal that artifact ages ago.

COD Soldier: Why didn't you tell us earlier?

Jago: Let us not quarrel with the problem solver for his methods, but rejoice in his effort.

Rose: What is this vandalism by my thorns?

COD Soldier: Stitches, you were about to bleed out so I needed to do something.