Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160501232242/@comment-26233737-20160606231225

Bowser: Ok, this thing isn't very fast so...

Undyne: Can this day get any worse?!

Ukod: Okay rule number one around here is never say something like that because...

Porkey: (From the Pork Mothership) Where do you think you're going?!

Alex: Can we defend ourselves?

Bowser: This ship only has cannons, AND A GIGANTIC FIST (punches the bottom of the Mother Ship with the Airships fist) AW YEAH!

Jesse: Now that, was amazing!

Fire Kingdom:

The Fire Soldiers are trying to take down the Lor Starcutter with their fire arrows, which is just not gonna happen. The Starcutter has oar missiles for crying out loud! Meanwhile our heroes and the Fire Soldiers take on Magolor and Bayonetta.

PSI Seven: You know, I forgot I had these.

Mystic: What?

PSI Seven: You know way earlier I said I had these remote ghost gauntlets? Well the way they work is, when I put on this special computer-glove, I can move this big slimy ghost hand that can lift very heavy objects, including this GIGANTIC HAMMER!

PSI Seven uses his glove to lift the hammer to crush Magolor, who grabs the hammer and throws it on the ground.

PSI Seven: Of course its great if it works.

Kirby: Don't worry. He's forgetting his attacks produce stars, which I can suck (inhales stars) and SPIT! (spits the stars at Magolor)

Magolor attacks with vines, black holes, and whatever else his attacks are. Then Papyrus extends his hand... and makes Magolor blue?

Papyrus: You're blue now. That's my attack. NYEH HEH HEH!

Informational intermission: Blue mode makes anyone fall in one direction.

Magolor: What (slam) is (slam) this (slam) even (slam)?

Airship:

Bowser: There! I see... oh great. The Lor Starcutter.

PEASHOOTERFAN: Okay we need a plan. We'll drop down onto the deck and distract whoever is controlling that ship, while Bowser punches a big hole in it's side.