Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-13431011-20150727155459/@comment-31406004-20150729174202

{Kingdom of Time}

Somewhere else in a cottage, Donkey Kong is moaning in pain, he stumbles upon a sandwich and heads to eat it.

Grimleal Archer: There he is!

Grimleal Mage: Stop right there! That's an order! He's getting away! Don't let him get to the sa-

Donkey Kong gets to and devours the ground sandwich.

Grimleal Archer: D-don't do it!

Grimleal Mage: W-we can t-talk about this.

Grimleal Archer: Ya listening? C-c-calm down. J-just- OH MY GOD!

Donkey Kong begins to charge at the Grimleal archer.

Grimleal Archer: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGO-


 * POW*

Donkey Kong: OOOOOOOO!

Grimleal Archer: MY BLOOD! He just punched out all my blood!

Grimleal Mage: ow ow ow! You call that breaking my spine!? You big hairy apes couldn't break a spine if yo-


 * Snap!*

Grimleal Mage: AAAUUGH MY SPINE!

Grimleal Archer: *Long Girly Scream*

{Clockworks tower}

Bruh! Bruh!

Sonic: The bro rays are too powerful!

Troll Face: Wait! I sense a Team Fortress 2 reference...

Mario: Yeah? You can't absorb power from that.

R.O.B: ENTITY TROLL FACE IS INCREASING MASSIVELY IN POWER

Silver: Oh come on!