Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160501232242/@comment-26394058-20160603153912

(Let's just assume present)

CoachSDot: stop right there, you despicable thieving robbing crooking-

JackPlatinum: that word doesn't exist.

CoachSDot: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE-

Ness: wait, is that coach?

PEASHOOTERFAN: no possible way, coach didn't have that form and wouldn't be attacking us.

CoachSDot: stop talking amongst yourselves, theifs, and fight me!

(Everyone starts fighting)

Clarissa: it appears everyone's forgot about me! Yay!

CoachSDot: actually little girl, we're fighting for you. Of course, I'm on the side of your father.

Clarissa: um, what father? *sniff* mine died years ago...

CoachSDot: um...

As soon as Coach stops to think JackPlatinum slings some platinum into his eyes. Hot, slaggy, viscous platinum.

(Back in the WoN realm (whatever it's called))

Writer of Nightmares: um, wasn't my weakness fire or something?

Ganon: yes sir.

Writer of Nightmares: um, I forget, is fire hot?

Ganon: um...I don't think so, but of course fire can't harm me so if it was hot I wouldn't know.

Writer of Nightmares: oh, good. If fire was hot, then anything hot would be a weakness.

(Back to wherever the protagonists are fighting)

CoachSDot: OWOWOWOWOW THAT REALLY HURTS-wait a second, PEASHOOTERFAN is that you?

PEASHOOTERFAN: wait, coach?

JackPlatinum: and me

CoachSDot: uh, hi guy I don't know! Anyway, what happened?

PEASHOOTERFAN: (explains what happened)