Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-26233737-20160225232511

Guy: D-D-Dan??? Is... is that you?

Modu: Dan? Who's Dan?

PSI Seven: Aaaaannd things get more complicated. Yes, Dan was my name before I met you guys. But who are you guys? How do you know my real name?

Girl: You... you haven't seen us in years...

PSI Seven:... ... wait? BENJAMIN? SALLY??? Is that you guys?!?!

Benjamin: It is us! What happened to you??

Sally: And, why are there giant talking plants and a giant dark dragon?

Mystic: Looooong and crazy story. These guys won't hurt you. Just go with it, that's what I did. (Pulls back her hood)

Benjamin: Wait, Mayella??

Mystic: Yes, it's me.

Modu: Ok, what, is going, ON?!?!

Gollem: I can explain.

Modu, Dark Princess, Mystic, PSI Seven, and CoachSDot: pleasedon'tteleportuswe'resorryweunderstandaaaaaa... (more desperate blabber)

Gollem: It's ok. I understand you have learned your lesson. I'll explain everything... Long ago there was a prophecy, of four legendary heroes, leading a vast army. These heroes were a being that could evolve and change it's shape, a warrior with powers of mast destruction, a mortal with incredible magical powers, and a girl with powers more powerful than anyone has seen before.

Mystic: Wait, that's us!

Gollem: Indeed. This prophecy foretold you, CoachSDot, TheTruePokemonMaster, PSI Seven, and Mystic. This is PSI Seven and Mystic's home dimension. After running from the Illuminati's followers, PSI Seven and Mystic went through an inter-dimensional portal leading to the Realm of Kingdoms.

PSI Seven: When me and Mystic got there, we gave ourself's new names to blend in with the names of the locals.

Sally: Wait, PSI Seven? Mystic?

PSI Seven: It's the coolest thing I could think of in the short amount of time I had.

Ukod: What about you?

Gollem: I belong to a race of ancient beings. We watch over the Kingdom of Realms. The Kingdom of Realms is our home, where we watch over all dimensions and regulate what can pass between dimensions. We prevent the forces of evil from spreading across the dimensions and taking over unsuspecting dimensions. We also guard items that would give the user massive amounts of power.

Dark Princess: Such as the Notch Apple?

Gollem: Exactly.

(Legion of Evil's headquarters)

Dr. Zomboss: So, who else are we going to get on our side?

Mephiles the Dark: How about the Subspace Army? I've heard th...

Ganondorf: ABSOLUTELY NOT NEVER, will I join forces again with that wretched Tabuu, not after what he has done to me. Besides, I've hired someone...

Marx: Who?

???: Hello boys.

Ganondorf: Ah, Bayonetta. You're looking lovely as ever today.