Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160501232242/@comment-31406004-20160526005950

Still in Coach's pass

Makraite: Uhh, lead you? I don't even know who any of you are or what you do!

Peashooter: Well I shoot peas out of my mouth. Preferably at the zombies. You turned into a peashooter, but since you stood up to the zombies you've inspired an entire revolution against them!

Makraite: Well, uh, go kill more I guess?

Cactus: YES SIR!

Armored Chomper: As a high ranking official in our revolutionary military you will have a new name.

Makraite: When did you guys have a military?

Kernel Corn: Now

Makriate takes a second look around to see the once peaceful reserve of suburbia has turned into an overgrown plantation boot camp. Numerous plants training and doing other things everywhere

Pumpkin Weed: Repeat after me. GROW, FIGHT, WIN!

Weeds: GROW, FIGHT, WIN!

Chomper: *Eating a bag of chips. Spits out chips*

Shadow Flower: ''Hi'

Makraite: O_O'

Weed: No need to be such a killjoy!

Shadow Flower: Life is nothing but a cold, hard set of meaningless tasks that will mean nothing in the afterlife, which is the cold embrace, of death.

Some time later in Zomboss's secret lab

Zomboss: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! The plants are rising against us because of a single stone that fell from the sky! This is madness!

Zombie: Brainz?

Dr. Patient: *Intelligible grunting* brainz? braainz.

???: Madness ye say?

Zomboss: Cut it.

Captain Deadbeard: Aww, be ye sad? Fire the cannons! be it all o' th' (disgustin') plants runnin' amuck? In their own territory?

Zomboss: *Sudden change in mood* THAT'S A PERFECT IDEA!

Captain Deadbeard: What be ye' saying?

Zomboss: So if Suburbia belongs to them, why don't we take it from them? All I need are ridiculously overpowered robots piloted by even more ridiculously overpowered rascals, along with a ridiculously overpowered zombie superman (That I will genetically modify). Oh and Deadbeard.

Captain Deadbeard: Ar?

Zomboss: Can you go back in time and bring your cousin Sharkbite over? I hear he is ridiculously overpowered.

Captain Deadbeard: Aye matey! Fire the cannons! (Why do I feel like there's a double meanin' behind what he said?)