Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25925970-20150125222910/@comment-25746714-20150207031857

Granted, but it's a wheel of cheese, a flower, a cross-air, a stick of mascara, an old woman (get it! Hurry cane? haha), a squirt gun, a dud, and a sex addict.

I wish for Fire to ruin Hylianhobbit's wish correctly.