User:Umexi

A man of many colors, Umexi is often mistaken for a rainbow cat creature. He discovered the first mountain and is known for creating delicious apple pies. His tears are made of molten steel, and his arms can cut through granite. He can run faster than you. He has yet to lose a staring contest, or be outsmarted. He is responsible for Italy's boot like shape.

Known as ardvarkbob on GameFAQs, he has yet to manuever through the amazon on his bowtie pasta raft.