Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-31406004-20160328143432

{Realm of War}

''As you can tell by the name there is constant war here. Anyone who enters usually end up sucked into it meanwhile in a large red castle''

Zargoi: Curse you Kakai-tsu! Pinning my archers down with your armored futuristic warriors. It's that accursed dark crystal shard... More troops! We need more troops!! Summon more troops Avilak!

Avilak: You know Zargoi if we keep summoning troops all we do is suck more innocent beings into our meaningless dispute. All Tsu did was spend one extra minute with your T-

Zargoi: Hush woman and do as I say!

Avilak: Fine.

Avilak opens a one-sided bobbing portal, where the duo select random groups from random realms to fight in their war.

Avilak: Ah, there is a large gathering at the kingdom of realms section in the realm of kingdoms. We must act fast, they are leaving into other realms at a fast rate.

Zargoi: Select anyone you wish.

Avilak: Oh multiple militias of plants, birds, and golems...

{Kingdom of Realms}

CoachSDot: I'm sure if we search enough realms, we will find some sort of ancient force that can track it.

Kernal Corn: Anyone notice that this "Pokemon Master" is parodying the plotline of Fire Emblem Fates?

Golem: Actually no. Now we will divide the demi gods into the realm of cinema, as Coach suggested...

CoachSDot seemingly blinks out of existence.

Golem: ... And us golems will divide throught all of the science realms... Coach?

Citron: Ok, your Seven Speedster is amazing! It has everyth- where is General Pea?

Alexa: He seems to have simply vanished...

Kernal Corn: He was standing right next to m

Kernal Corn vanishes, along with a chunk of his plant army.

Golem Rock Thrower:... Up there! A portal is sucking them i-

Golem: That is the realm of war... all who go there never return.

Mystic: What is so bad about i-

Many golems, birds, and Mystic vanish

Shovel Knight: I guess she will find out.

{Kingdom of Darkness}

Mewtwo and Pokemon Master charge their energy before their fight.

Mewtwo: hyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

PokemonMaster: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Both seemingly blink out of existence, but reappear throwing lighting fast punches and kicks. Mewtwo tried to blast him with a dark energy ball but Pokemon Master dodges and smashes Mewtwo to the ground, smashing him into a cave.

Mewtwo: augh.

Pokemon Master: Regretting your decision? You know you and your team could've stayed hidden and reported everything to your allies but now you all all die with your information.

Mewtwo: We'll see about tha-

Pokemon Master: Here comes a giant fist!!!

A large fist nearly crushes Mewtwo, who dodged just in time

Mewtwo: I'm not even going to ask how you did that.

Mewtwo Warps behind and grabs Pokemon Master to throw him up in the air and combos him before he retaliates with a dark force field, then force chokes Mewtwo. He recovers instantly and retaliates, blowing Pokemon Master through the cave roof and castle wall.

From a distance, Captain Falcon and co. Notice.

Captsin Falcon: Wait, why is Mewtwo fighting Pokemon Master?

Lucario: ... I sense a dark aura within him, Pokemon Master has sided with that Darkness...

Fox: Then what did he blow our cover for! Now the dark army knows that we are here!

Digital Pyrotech: (They didn't, but now they will)

Digital Red-Gai: (In 3, 2, 1...)

Digital Galva-Girl: '' Hey! Hey guys! Over here!!''

Falco: *What the heck are you doing!*

Dark soldier: huh?

Dark Archer: It's coming from over there

???: Go there then.

Digital Galva-Girl: ''Yes! Over here, come to the sound of my voice and we can debate on politicals. Seriously who is Trump? Everyone hates him &-''

Dark Soldier: Intruders!

An alarm is sounded, alerting every dark soldier of the heroes' presence.

???: Wait, I remember you.

Lucas: Wait a second, thats Jessca over there!

Midair, Mewtwo is being pummeled by Pokemon Master, then roles switch after 3 seconds.

PokemonMaster: Look! A distraction I am point out to you so I can regain the superior position in our battle.

Mewtwo looks

Mewtwo: Wait is that Jessca?

PokemonMaster: Yeah it's that girl who was the mother of 2 characters that constantly referenced Team Fortress 2 in their adventure to escape Donkey Kong.

Mewtwo: Yeah. Multiple dudes wanted to make out with her and a Peashooter ate her Doritos and she killed them for that. So much innuendo...

PokemonMaster: Yeah, it's a shame that we forgo- AERIAL HEADLOCK!

Mewtwo: *cough*