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Announcer: ''A new challenger approaches! Modu.''

Modu: I WILL KILL YOU A- Oh. Hello audience. Now if you excuse me I will return to killing the baddies.

The weeds observe their new weapons.

Weed: What is this thing?

Trunk Weed: It's what they have.

Nohrian Barbarian: Ha! You may wield it, but it takes years of training to even be able to swing a double edged axe properly. You will all di- *K.O*

Weed: Did I do that?

Graffiti Weed: Quick! Write on his face!

Announcer #2: ''What's this? A new hero enters the fray''

The entire stadium is engulfed with fog. Through it everyone can see a figure wielding a special axe.

Terracotta Weed: I am the Terracotta Weed. For mine blow art as stout as a lion's. Fear strikes mine opponent's hearts as doest a tiger. And I am protective ov'r mine fellow weed siblings, as a bear to it's cubs.

A large screen to one of the sides of the arena displays an Image of Terracotta Weed, titled "Ultimate Hero"

TheTruePokemonMaster: What? This isn't fair! Why do they get 5 heroes and we get 3?

Nohrian #1: Why does that thing have a double edged axe?

Nohrian #2: It's glowing!

Nohrian Mage: I shall slay thee with flames.

The mage attempts to burn Terracotta Weed, but he walls through as if nothing happened.

Terracotta Weed: Thy puny magic doth not hurt me!

Nohrian #3-#134: Attack!

A group of Nohrians charge at Terracotta Weed. All are slain in one fell swoop.

Terracotta Weed: Disgraceful. thee art all Ameteurs.

{Meanwhile with the audience}

Shulk: I'm seeing the future right now.

Fox: What do you see?

Shulk: I can't put it in words but... ah. All I see are random instances from possible futures, there's no telling whether or not these things will occur the way they are shown though... I don't even know if any of these events will occur here or somewhere else.

Rose: Tell me. I may be able to make something of it.

Shulk: Ok.

(Broken vision quotes)

??? (Dark voice): Ah, Mystic we meet at last...

''Keaton: Oh, your friend? Is that who you were talking about? Ohh he was delicious!''

TheTruePokemonMaster: Wait, is this the Master Gem?

Troll Face: IIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii111111 have returned!

''CoachSDot: You don't know what you're doing. You can cause something horrible- you can cause a TIMEPOCOLYPSE!''

Little Mac: If characters who aren't even from smash are being warped here in the realm of smash then there must be another force at play here

''Ukod: Yes... MOOOOORE POOOOWEEEEEEER!!''

''Pao-Kai:Fool! I will seize the Darkstone for myself, and my army of evil will be unstoppable! Now, I shall summon an old friend of yours from the grave...''

''PSI Seven: Wait, is that... me?''

''Future PSI Seven: Sorry Coach... *Attacks*''

(End of broken vision quotes)

Rose: hm... yeah, ok.You see, these types of visions are unreliable. All of the things you saw, only about a quarter of them may actually happen.

Shulk: 1/10

Rose: Wha-

Shulk: Look down

{Staduim}

CoachSDot: Who are you?

Pao-Kai: My name is not important. All that matters is that everything falls into place...

TheTurePokemonMaster: Pao-Kai! Mah man. Whatcha here for? I'm about to find a shard of the Darkstone.

Pao-Kai: *Evil smirk* Yes... you see, I actua-

Nohrian Archer: Yo, this post is getting pretty long you know. It's about time to end.

Pao-Kai: I was about to explain my malevolent plan to backsta- I-I mean help my friend Master to achieve the power of the darkstone.

Terracotta Weed: *Sorting corpses of his fallen foes* Yeah, pray pardon me thy evil plan in the next post.