Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20150829141353/@comment-26233737-20160125201309

Falco: Was this bird blue?

Galva-girl: Yep!

Falco: and wears red and white?

Galva-girl: Un-huh!

Falco: Ok, she's stupid. I think I saw him about 20 miles that way.

Galva-girl: Oh, I can get him latter. I'll only angry a giant loud spiky speaker thing. Let's go out for hot wings!

Falco: ''That sounds like Gargan! Oh man...'' I'm actually not a big fan of hot wings.

Galva-girl: How about Chick-fil-a?

Falco: How is this conversation still going?? Um... look something shiny! (Runs away)

Meanwhile:

Gargan: Ah, the Kingdom of Happiness. Those demi-gods/smashers/etc. should be here somewhere. Activate loud speaker! (Through the Death Star's external speakers, broadcasting Gargan's speech to The Kingdom of Happiness, and anything within 901 miles) Attention citizens! Hand over any do-gooders, or I'll use this somewhat-cliche large sphere thing in the sky to destroy, um, whatever this planet is called! You have three hours. Over and out suckers! Ha-ha-ha-ha!