Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26394058-20160716042059/@comment-27004932-20161017021010

Zetsuba: But now I have to turn you into kids and erase your memories.

PSI Seven: Wait what?

Zetsuba: Don't worry, I won't erase all of them and you'll get them back in 6-7 stories. Also I have to take a few of these gems.

CoachSDot: But why?

Zetsuba: It's easiest to explain. ''Sayōnara, watashi no yūjin. Watashi no jikan wa owarimashita. Sore wa ima anata no jikandesu... ''

With these words Zetsuba is gone, and so are your memories.

- In one of the kingdoms of darkness -

Zetsuba walks up to his house castle, when his son runs up to him.

Zetsuba's son: Dad! Guess what! I got a C+ in magic for turning my teacher into a bat! I was supposed to do it to a rock, but I don-

Zetsuba: Hey, there are some kids in the Schoolplateau that don't know about memes...

Zetsuba's son: *Gasp* *runs off into the distance*

Zetsuba climbs into his da n rk caslte's window.

???: Tyuba, where have you been? The threats against our kingdom are getting stronger.

It should be noted that Tyuba was a fake personality that people knew him as. Including his family.

Zetsuba Tyuba: Let them destroy our kingdom for all I care, You were always on the wrong side, the dark side, you deserve this, Alicia.

Alicia: Think about it, Ty. We could be *pause for effect* the greatest king and queen that nobody ever has been. All you have to do is say your lines, and I say mine. Only you know the convergent directed deplorable words, I only know my half. Think about it, all our enemies *pause for effect again* gone. What do you say?

Zetsuba: Never, that's why I'm leaving you.

He leaves in a puff of smoke because that's cool.

Alicia: Wrong answer. You forgot I could record your greater thoughts. Let's see. Ah, here it is. But two people are required for this. Who will I...

Zetsuba/Tyuba/Alicia's son/the prince of da n rkness (yeah that sounds way better): Dad? They knew about memes. Their parents are weird too. Mom? Where's Dad?

Alicia: He did a very bad thing. But now I will be the Ultimate Queen of Darkness, and you my son, will one day, be *pause for effect 3x combo* The Ultimate King. (CwutIdid^2er) Hmm? Are these japanese characters on this paper? 4Googtransle? さようなら、私の友人. 私の時間は終わりました. それは今あなたの時間です... I feel that this wasn't meant for me, but still it is so true. hahahahaahahahaaaa!

- Somewhere -

Tyuba: Hey!

Guy: What're you doin' here?

Tyuba: I'm here to finish the story, but not this one.

Guy: ???

Tyuba: Yeah, I know. I'll give you some gems to sell. We'll be together for a while.

- Meanwhile -

Young CoachSDot: Where the heck am I?

Young PSI Seven: You're in a tree idiot, actually you are a tree, sorta.