Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-26394058-20160404040053

Realm of endless winter

Luigi: mama mia! Why there so much winter?

Chiller: it wasn't me.

Samus: SURE it wasn't

Chiller: so now we're getting sarcastic?!

Samus: some of us can afford to get sarcastic because of thermally insulated robotic body armor.

Luigi: *keels over and dies*

Chiller: why did the writers abandon us here?

Mega man: human error

Luigis ghost: a hia, guys.

Samus: ITS A GHOST

Luigis ghost: what

Chiller: you're a ghost

Luigis ghost: a oha no! The very thing that kidnapped my bro!

Mega man: due to the rules of mental and quantum-particle physics, you should be able to create a portal from this paradox!

Samus: I built myself this suit and I don't get it. But whatever. Is portal just gonna appear, or-

A portal appears

Chiller: physics is cool. (Ha bad pun)