Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-13431011-20160808092621/@comment-27004932-20160918145034

Oledakaajel: Hey police! Arrest Miroir for taking this too seriously.

Police: Sure, we can do that. Where's the kidnapper?

Oledakaajel: This is the Pokemon world; kidnapping is legal.

Police: But what if someone kidnaps a Pokemon?

Oledakaajel: You battle Pokemon, like a normal person. The winner gets the Pokemon.

Miroir: What are you doing!!!! Arrest the kidnapper!!!!

Police: Miroir, you are under arrest for taking this too seriously. All of your pokemon will be confiscated. Oh yeah, and that Celebi is his.

Oledakaajel: Not that I need it, since I use Harambe to battle now... but you don't know how life works here so... yeah.

Miroir: But he was using non-canonical Pokemon!!!!!

Police: A Pokemon is a Pokemon is a Pokemon.

Oledakaajel: Gararewl, return. Nice, now I have a Celebi and a murderous Pikachu that I stole from a little 10 year old girl! Sweet! I also stole all of Coach's Pokemon but he's okay with that cause he doesn't need them anymore.