Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-31406004-20160404230837

{Realm of Death}

The gang wake up from the demon proof hut

TF2 Soldier: Good morning me! I feel great!

TF2 Soldier: I feel good as well me. Why dont we go outside and smell the roses?

TF2 Soldier (???): Yes we may!

TF2 Soldier exits the demon proof hut to find himself on a darkened meadow with rivers of blood around him.

TF2 Soldier: Oh yeah I forgot.

COD Soldier: You forgot we were in a realm of pure suffering? Surprising.

TF2 Soldier: Were is karate zen boy and the rogue maggot?

COD Soldier: They must just me meditating, scanning the area of bad things.

TF2 Soldier: Soldier, They are sightseeing.

{Meanwhile far far away}

Jago is found meditating while Rose practicing random spells.

Jago: ...

Rose: You know I would greatly appreciate if you said a word or two...

Jago: ''I sense a great disturbance in the force... as if a gathering of a thousand villians takes place in another realm... one of them approaches now.''

Rose: Who are they?

Jago: ''I know of one, Shadow Jago... the other remains a my-''

Super Brainz & Shadow Jago teleport out of a dark portal

Super Brainz: Haha!

Shadow Jago: HAHAHAHAHA!!

Pao-Kai (Telepathy): ''Do you like? I have summoned two of your greatest enemies to fight you both to the death! Meet Shadow Jago, an alternate version of Jago but corrupted by the dark power of Gargos! Super Brainz, a genetically modified zombie from a whacky realm created by Zomboss for the sole purpose of destroying every single plant that exists! Have fun now...''

Rose: Pao-Kai!

Jago: You know of him?

Rose: Know of him? He's one of the most feared sorcerers across the realms.

Jago: Be on gaurd they are attacking!

Shadoe Jago teleports behind Jago who blocks his punch then throws him to the ground. Shadow Jago gets up to stike him with his sword before Jago retaliates with his own. Jago kicks Shadow Jago down a dark cliff.

Of course, Jago is aware the fight isnt over. Shadow Jago flies back up full of dark energy. He paralyzes Jago before blasting him with a dark energy beam. Jago lives through it and blocks multiple blows before unleashing Tiger Fury.

Rose: 'PREPARE TO DIE BY THY POWER OF...'' wait why aren't you trying to attack me?

Super Brainz: Super Brainz no fight Rosy yet. Scene be focusing on 2 karate humans fight.

Rose: How many times do I have to say this. You are not in a movie, this is a real fight.

Super Brainz: It ok, this is part of script.

Rose: ... so who do you think will win?

Jago and Shadow Jago levitate in midair. Behind Jago there is some sort of "Golden Japanese Tiger Soul" creature behind him. Behind Shadow Jago some sort of "Dark Japanese Dragon Demon" creature.

Shadow Jago: SUCCUMB TO THE POWER OF GARGOS!!

Jago: I will never.

Shadow Jago: THEN YOU WILL DIIIIIIEEEEEEE-

Jago: HOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!

An extremely powerful explosion occurs.

Super Brainz: Now we is cut to Evil Realm

Rose: What do you mean cu- wait what is th-

{Realm of Evil}

Pao-Kai: Attention all villains!

A multitude of villians appear. Freiza from Dragon Ball Z, Xehanort from Kingdom Hearts, Dr. Eggman from Sonic The Hedgehog, Dr. Edgar George Zomboss from PVZ, and a group of pigs along with Professor Pig from Angry Birds.

Zomboss: What now? We were almost finished creating those awesome machines only PSI Seven knows about.

Frieza: My minions were almost done with their work!

Grima (Yes he has returned): My army of evil clones await your command.

Xehanort: Grest Pao-Kai. I am honored by your presence.

Pao-Kai: Welcome all villains. I would like to inform you of our next plan of attack.

Grima reverts to a smaller form and stands by Pao-Kai.

Grima: I am sure you are all aware of my evil army of smasher clones right?

(Cricket noises)

Ganondorf: I-I remember.

Bayonetta: Me too.

Grima: *growl* Anyway, today I have figured out how to expand my clone army.

Pao-Kai: With my malevolent magic abilities I was able to enhance Grima's Cloning abilities. He is now able to not only clone any character from any franchise, but he can also clone his clones!

Grima: '''My army shall expand across all realms! HAHAHAHA!!'''

Everyone: *evil laughter followed by cliché coughing*

Super Brainz (Telepathy): Now we is allow next author posting.

Zomboss: Wait I didn't give super brainz telepa-

{You heard the man post!}