User blog comment:The Ballerina Albatraoz/Smashpedia Poem/@comment-12498802-20160229162131

Yo, yo! Take this, tiny!

Mario is boring,

Toads are a mess,

Please never again

Put Kamek in a dress

Little Toad was a hero,

Darth Sidious could be the Pope,

Oh why oh why Peach

Did you and Mario elope?

As the little brother,

Luigi is often ignored,

Despite being better,

It's a wonder he doesn't get bored.

Bowser may be bad,

And Peach a tart,

But what on earth

Does King Boo do in a kart?

However the King on a bike,

Giving it a little wiggle

As he races along,

Oh how it must make you giggle

So shells are red,

Toad can be blue,

Yoshi is my hero,

You know it's true.

Goomba's a noob,

Bowser Junior too,

Despite Birdo's best efforts,

There's no one better than you.