Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20150829141353/@comment-26394058-20160114024215

Illuminati HQ

Illuminati leader: Men (and women), if we want billions of dollars in platinum, we must act now! Deploy team A !

Illuminati member: But sir...

Illuminati leader: JUST DO IT! (Heheh)

Master Fortress

Corrupt Roy: I will kill you in fire! Corrupt fire! And a corrupt sword! So die!

Kirby: He has a way with words.

Corrupt Roy: (enraged) EAT YOUR WORDS!

Kirby: (swallows corrupt Roy) What if I eat you?

Toon link: what about that dude with the silver thing going on?

Goku: I think it was Platinum actually.

Chiller: Whatever. Where'd he go?

Illuminati HQ

Illuminati leader: Tell me, how can I harvest your platinum?

JackPlatinum: No idea.

Illuminati leader: ok... (Grabs a blowtorch) What if I did this?

JackPlatinum: Try

(They start fighting)

JackPlatinum: So what happened to the people who kidnapped me?

Illuminati leader: I killed them because people noticed you were gone.

JackPlatinum: !?!?!?

(Suddenly, all are teleported to the fallen world)

Fallen world

???: It was the only way to teleport myself back

PSI Seven: Shut up! (Uses PSI Seven omega)

???: (knocked back)

CoachSDot: Why did you have to bring JackPlatinum back with you!? We would have been fine if you came alone, but that guy's a butt!

Dark Princess: Who me? Why thank you! By the way, who's that hottie with the silver thing going on?

Illuminati Leader: It's platinum! And it's all mine!

JackPlatinum:..........

Troll troll: Ha! I'm back! And I'm evolved! I'll kill you all!

Toon link: (attacks troll troll, but is hit by toon ganondorf, and they fuse.)

Toon Ganonlink: Arghh, we- or I- fused! And now I have MPD!

Kirby: (sucks everyone up and swallows the bad guys)

Kirby: I ate to much! I'm gonna - (dies)

JackPlatinum: (only one still standing) he ate to much!

PSI Seven: (idea) (uses psi seven omega on JackPlatinum)

JackPlatinum: (flies into the troll troll) Ow! What did you do that- oh. Smart.

Troll troll: I'm dead. Whatever happens to you is decided by the other writers.