Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-12498802-20160227090536/@comment-12498802-20160227135915

Okay, it's clear I need to set some rules.

1. No swear words unless they're "beeped out".

2. You CANNOT just say "then everybody died".

3. Keep in context with both Smash and the story.

4. If adding a new character, say NEWCOMER:  on the paragraph after.

With these rules in mind, back to the story, starting from the first post.