Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20150829141353/@comment-31406004-20151023231704

(BTD5)

Falcon: Bring em' on! These red bloons are nothing!

Engineer monkey: Dude, reds are the weakest bloons in the game. Here comes a pink bloon.

CoachSDot: How many?

Boomerang Thrower: Say, what do you do?

CoachSDot: Well I freeze things OFFENSIVELY!

Ice Monkey: He's better than me :(

Monkey Apprentice: While you all were fooling around a M.O.A.B just came by, surrounded by 4 B.F.Bs, each containing 13 ZOMGs!

CoachSDot: isn't it the other way around.

ZOMG Radio: ''ATTENTION KNUCKLE-HEADS! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, GIVE UP NOW OR SUFFER AN ENTIRE WAVE OF RAINBOW BLOONS!

Everyone: :O

Falcon: ...

CoachSDot: BRING IT ON!!!

Super Monkey: Even though as a super-being formed from bloontonium I am to be extremely humble, I just need to say, YOU FOOL!!

Dart Monkey: Each rainbow contains 2 zebra bloons, resistant against explosives and your ice powers, both zebras contain a black bloon and white bloon, each containing 2 pink bloons!

{Adventure time card wars}

Sonic: Where am I?

(Deep voice): You and a handful of smashers have been selected to compete in the SUPER, AWESOME, MAGICAL, MATHMATICAL CARD WARS TOURNAMENT!!

Sonic: Wasn't I just fighting master core?

(Deep Voice): Yeah, about that, The writers kinda lost track of the plot since they are at school n' stuff, tests, studying, so we need a new plot.

Sonic: What is card wars?

(Deep Voice): It's a tottally rad, super awesome game with lots of rules and reglations. Let me explain.

{120,293,293,229,394,837,472,848,322,189,958² hours later}

(Deep Voice): And that's page one out of 120,293,293,229,124,029,111,000,999,777,122.

Sonic: (This makes absolutly no sense!)