User blog:JustJacobGamer/SUPER SMASH BROS. 5 ROSTER LEAK!

Hello everyone, Today one year ago, I leaked the SSB6 roster, I added a long rant explaining that it's fake and everyone has no sense of humor after a while, But actually, It was real, While my other ones were fake, It was a cover up, But recently, I got an Email from my Uncle, He works at Nintendo and sent me an email about Smash Bros. 5! But by accident, He sent me the full roster rather than just the starters, I decided "Hey, That one person did it like 2 and a half years ago, Why can't I? So here is the full leaked SSB5 Roster!

This roster is a total improvement over Smash Bros. 4 in my opinion, With a wopping 113 characters!

Character Notes
-The Teletubbies are all one fighter. -Bugs Bunny and R.O.B. are the ones from AVGN. -Luigi (Both on his own and as a duo), Yoshi, Wario, Meta Knight, Pac-Man, Mr Game and Watch, Captain Falcon, Kirby, Bowser (Renamed King Koopa), King Dedede, and R.O.B. (Albeit a different R.O.B.) are the only veterans because everyone else sucked. -This is the first Smash game to have DeviantARTists like Me (Jacob), TheSmashWaffle (Drake), SmashingStar64 (Tyler), OrcaWhatever (Orca), and TheSilverTotodile (Totodile) -It is a complete coincidence that everyone from "Smash Bros 4 : Dream Roster" made it in. -Melee Final Destination is a clone of Brawl Final Destination, MFD has Smash 64 Final Destination as an alt and BFD has Smash Bros. 4 Final Destination as an alt. -God Waluigi is a clone of Waluigi but way more overpowered than the regular Waluigi. -Landmaster plays just like the one in the Star Fox characters' final smashes. -One of the Random Options is a fighting Random Option making the character total 114, And one of the other ones is rigged to always give you Macho Man with a Fishing Pole riding the Sun and the Sun's got Sunglasses and he's like "I'm fishing for a fight, Brother!" -Since Macho Man with a Fishing Pole is riding the Sun, It is always night in the stages where you can see the Sky. -Touching Macho Man with a Fishing Pole riding the Sun and the Sun's got Sunglasses and he's like "I'm fishing for a fight, Brother!"'s Sun will cause fire damage, Making him a strong character.

STAGES
Battlefield

Big Battlefield

Small Battlefield (Impossible to play due to it being too small)

So large you can't reach the platforms Battlefield (Replaces Final Destination due to it being playable)

-Squidward's House

-Generic Green Background (Why Green isn't a playable character, This is the Home Stage for Moar Krabs)

-DeviantART (Scrolls down the DeviantART home page, You have to dodge the horrible drawings)

-The White House (Home Stage for Cory)

-The Haunted House from Garfield's Scary Scavenger Hunt.

-Action 52 (You start on the Game Selection screen and it will choose a game, When chosen, You fight on a stage based on that game)

-The Teletubbies' house

-The Stock Backgrounds from a GradeAunderA video.

-The AVGN room.

-The Bed Room from the original Loud Nigra video.

-SiIvaGunner's Channel

-Nothing (Home Stage of Nothing)

-Sooubway

-Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood

-A Super Why stage where you go into Books and you can change it to have stage hazards.

-Umi City

-Big Rigs stage where you can defy physics.

-Hong Kong 97 (Background is Coca Cola)

-Grocery Store

-Smashpedia

-Miiverse (Remastered to be more accurate, If you hit an opponent you get banned from the stage and you dodge stupid posts)

CiCi's Pizza

ITEMS
No items are in the game but the Smash Ball and the Gust Bellows, The Smash Ball is replaced by Alfonso when fighting or playing as Smash Ball.

MODES
Classic Mode (At the end you fight Master Foot, And on higher difficulties, You fight him along with Crazy Foot)

All Star (Nothing is at the beginning because before the universe, There was Nothing)

Where's Waldo (You try and find Waldo and when you find him you fight him)

Stage Builder (You can only share the level if it fricking sucks)

DLC
While I can't confirm WHO will be DLC, There will be DLC, Trust me on this.

One last note
Whenever you get KOed, The Switch spits out the game, Which lands back in the box, Re Srink-Wraps itself, And flies back to the store so you gotta buy it again.