User blog comment:Cornbombstriker/epic smash rap battles/@comment-24503190-20150509014725

Pac-Man:

Mario, people call you classic but I'm older than you.

I'll chomp you to pieces and put your blood in a stew.

Don't you ever realize Bowser isn't gonna stop?

If you let him live every time the Mushroom Kingdom's gonna flop.

You rely on your immense body weight to crush an enemy.

You couldn't stop Bowser Jr. from taking your identity.

Your pathetic platformers are nothing but lame.

Try looking at me and then you'll see real fame!

Mario:

Pac-Man, if I let Bowser live, I'd have no entertainment.

I'll throw you to the ground and you'll hit the pavement.

I deal with those still alive, you waste your time fighting ghosts.

I hope you're one of the many that Bowser roasts.

You can't even kill anything without a power pellet.

Give the ghost thing a rest, you're turning into a zealot.

What kind of name is Pac Man? Namco should have stayed with Puck Man.

I just destroyed you in this epic battle, holy f***, man!