Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20150717024330/@comment-26233737-20150727014137

Meanwhile in Blooperoppolis:

King Blooper: As punishment for trespassing over our waters, I hereby sentence you three to a watery grave. Any lasts words?

Shulk: (gurgles)

King Blooper: Oh, bring them an air bubble so they can speak.

(Blooper servant brings an air bubble)

Shulk: *Gasp* Thanks. Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah, how can you expect us to know that there was a city full of bloopers underneath us?!

Roy: It's not like there was a no trespassing sign or anything!

Baby Mii: Goo

King Blooper: Actually, there was a sign.

Roy: Well it was written in flipping blooperian or something!!!

King Blooper: Not my problem. Our supply of humans is low, and we haven't had a decent catch in MOUNTHS!

Shulk: You're going to EAT US!?

Roy: Um, in that case you should know that people from where I'm from have a very high amount of cholesterol...

King Blooper: Don't care. Bring them to one of our kitchens. I want them at least golden brown!

Shulk and Roy try desperately to fend off the bloopers, but failed. The Baby Mii appeared as if it had no idea what is going on.

The bloopers then brought them to one of those underwater volcano things. As they were trying Shulk and Roy to stick over the volcano, unnoticed by the bloopers, the Baby Mii picked up Roy's sword.

Blooper: Make sure to tie those nots tight. And remember to rotate them slowly some they are evenly roasted on all sides. Now where is that baby? We'll tie him up next. WHAT THE??

The Baby Mii holds Roy's sword over his head. Slowly, the sword catches fire, a faint one since he is underwater. The mouth underwater volcano was a small one, but when Baby Mii hit it with the sword, the ground around it began to crumble, and the mouth of the volcano became bigger! The pressure coming from the now large volcano was enough to push Shulk, Roy, and Baby Mii to the surface, along with the nearby bloopers. Once out of the water, our heroes were arable to easily defeat the bloopers that were with them.

Roy: Wow! Thanks Baby Mii!

Shulk: Guess all the training paid off.

Baby Mii make a squeal of delight.

Roy: We're still a long way from land. Better get swimming before King Blooper realizes we escaped.

Meanwhile back in Blooperoppolis:

Blooper: Sir! The meat has escaped!

King Blooper: Grr. (Looks at a communication device on his wrist) This is King Blooper. It appears Shulk, fire-emblem Roy, and the Baby Mii escaped.

Gargan (on communication device): IDIOT! Even with TIME-TRAVEL at your disposal you fail!! (Screams loudly)

King Blooper: Please. Like you had any success.