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{Realm of Smash: Battlefield}

Ike: Huh!

Ness: PK Thunder!

Ike: Nice try

Ike deflects Ness's attack.

Ness: You know... it's boring.

Ike: What? Me beating you all the time?

Ness: No, without our friends Smash is getting boring...


 * Little Mac appears out of nowhere*

Ike: Hey Mac, long time no see. You found the Kingdom or Realms?

Little Mac: What, what is the Kingdom of Realms, isn't it "Realm of Kingdoms"?

Ness: Then how did you get here?

Little Mac: All I remember was walking into the Kingdom of Rendezvous...

[Flashback]


 * I saw the demi-gods and PSI Seven being friends with the enemies...

Modu: Clearly, everything is my fault.

TheTruePokemonMaster: What did I do again?

Dark Princess: Nothing that's been revealed so far in the past flashbacks.

Ukod: We all wanted that apple, and we all fought over it, so we're all responsible.

''PSI Seven: Hm, yeah, I guess so. We suck.''

Mystic: Ha, yeah, we all suck.

''Modu: Ha ha. We all suck!''


 * So I was about to punch Modu's big evil face but two weird people appeared, they were familiar with PokemonMaster but not the other way around.

Elise: Brother!

''Xander: Are you safe! after all these years we thought you were dead!''

CoachSDot: Do you know them?

TruePokemonMaster: Nope

Xander: It's me your brother Xander!

TruePokemonMaster: Who?

Xander: The demi gods they captured you!

Elise: We are your brothers and sisters from Nohr!

CoachSDot: .....

TruePokemonMaster: .....


 * Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder, a floating magic rose and a freaking orange came and transformed Coach into some pea pod cannon

''Citron: My sensors say that's General Pea #5! He's turned into an ice monster!''

Rose: I'll turn him back with my magic

CoachSDot: Oh my god, why are you two he-

''*De-evolution spell*

CoachSDot: *Angry whistling*


 * Then out of the blue some more people familiar with Se-

Ness: Let me stop you, we asked you "How did you get here if you didn't use the Kingdom of Realms?" And you're telling us something entirely different!

Little Mac:... I'll cut to the chase.


 * I stepped back from the craziness and collided with a rock golem that was stalking everyone.

Little Mac: GAHH!

Golem: Little Mac, beware, a great evil approaches...

Little Mac: Wait wha-

Golem: The legion of evil, a great evil once prophesied comes to destroy us all... take this spec of oxygen with you. off to the realm of smash!''

Little Mac: But why do I need a spec of oxygeeeeEEEEEEENNN?!?!?!?!

*Realm-aport*

Citron: Do you know how much money that ship costed m- what was that?

''Xander: What, an orange! I haven't eaten in days.''

Citron: Hold on buddy I'm not edible.

[End of Flashback]

Ike: That spec of oxygen...

Little Mac: What about it?

Ike: That very spec of oxygen the Golem placed in your hair is radiant. It is the final breath of the great Oden during the war of randu long ago... legends say that whoever bears it is granted infinite power...

Little Mac: Really, I'm invincible?

Ike: Nah I'm just messing with ya-AAUUGGHHHH!!


 * K.O!!*

Little Mac: *Turns head toward Ness as Ike respawns*

Ness: *Whimper*