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Meanwhile Mystic v Coach

CoachSDot: Soul sword slash!

Mystic: (EEP!) *Ducks*

CoachSDot: Bronze brain basher!

Mystic: (Yikes!) *Rolls*

CoachSDot: ALMIGHTY ENERGY CRASH!

Mystic: (Oh look for once it wasn't an allitera-) GAH!

Mystic, against the mighty force of Coach's sword, flies across the entire obstacle course.

CoachSDot: '''My work... is done.''' *Disappears in darkness*

Mystic, breaking through multiple walls, enters many rooms full of painful things such as maces, barbed wire, loose electricity, and cringy 70's animation cartoons. She lands back at the beginning

Mystic: (I'm suu week aye cent evvin thinnk steight! Weight am eye bakk at de beginin?)

End of time, kingdom of happiness

Vaarya: So let me ask you a question. Back when out tablet was stolen by what was later identified as a rogue Peashooter, did you have anything to do with the heist.

CoachSDot (Future): Uh, no. From what I heard I was playing video games when it happened.

Zeybuka: Let me tell you a secret. That tablet that was stolen, it's know as the Tablet of Infinite Power. It is said whoever bears and keeps it out of it's tomb and before it unlocks will be riddled with dark energy. Should that person be a good guy, they will question the point of the good fight and join the dark side.

Vaarya: Good thing however the person who did it was simply a rogue theif, if it ever fell into the wrong hands...

Back with CoachSDot in the present

CoachSDot: REALLY!?

Writer of Nightmares: Yes. You may keep the Tablet of Infinite Power. Bear it outside of it's tomb, before it unlocks. Nothing bad will come of it. Your mission is complete, you may reenter the real world.

CoachSDot: Thank you, I expected you to be unbelievably and undeniably evil but you seem like a good guy.

In the real world, happiness kingdom

Mega Man:...

Fox:...

CoachSDot appears back into the real world, back in his Peashooter form.

Everyone: COACH!

CoachSDot: Hi. Who's that skeleton dude with the coat.

Sans: My name is Sans. Tell me, why do you look like a vegetable cannon with roots?

CoachSDot: Wait I morphed back?

Sans: (Morphed?) Anyway...