User blog comment:Shadow immortality/WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!????/@comment-24843283-20141009001150/@comment-25161957-20141014073310

I don't like Wario because he's ugly on the inside as well as outside. Not because he farts.

Also, he stones Ness in the Subspace Emmisary, so there's that too (Not a good reason. Ignore this one.)