Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26394058-20160716042059/@comment-31406004-20160809025827

{Meanwhile in the pvz realm}

While Dr. Zomboss (for some reason) invites the plants to a dinner party before annihilating them (in which we know he doesn't) CoachSDot (Not knowing this) fled in fear of the giant robot piloted by him (fun fact: this is the last set of parentheses)

CoachSDot: THE HECK WAS THAT THING!? I'm not fighting that.

CoachSDot continues running... now how am I going to make this sound reasonable? Right

One of Yoh-Jin's red orbs entr the scene, and begins to stalk Coach, who later notices the orb.

CoachSDot: What the heck is that?

Dark realm

Yoh-Jin: Hmmm... a pretty interesting vessel. Should I plant the dark seed in him?

Pvz realm

CoachSDot: I'm going to back away now

The orb grows tentacles, then begins to jump on Coach's face. After a long struggle Coach yanks it off.

CoachSDot: WHAT THE HECK!?

Jin's Eye: Hello

CoachSDot: IT TALKS!?

CoachSDot passes out from shock.

Dark realm

Yoh-Jin: Didn't really go as planned. Let's wait until he recovers.