Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-26233737-20160304002936

By the way, Darkmites talk backwards.

Mystic: Wait, wasn't there something else you were working on PSI Seven? A vehicle or something?

PSI Seven: It's still not ready. There's, there's still some thing I need to test. I...

CoachSDot: (Gestures to the Legion of Evil) Um, you're argument is invalid!

PSI Seven: (Sigh) Ok. Get behind me. (PSI Teleports himself, CoachSDot, Mystic, Ukod, Tempo, and Modu to...)

PSI Seven's big shed thing where he builds things:

CoachSDot: So is this that big project you were building? The Seven Mobile or something?

PSI Seven: No, that name was to cliché. I give you (turns on light switch) the Seven Speedster!

Tempo: Wow.

The Seven Speedster is a silvery sideways seven with four large wheels and a cockpit near the top. PSI Seven pulls a switch opening the doors on the roof on the shed activating the Seven Speedster's solar panels.

PSI Seven: Come on.

Our heroes go through a door on the side of the vehicle and up a ladder leading to the cockpit.

PSI Seven: Let me just turn it on...

As he turns his vehicle on, a female british robotic voice greets our heroes.

Alexa: Greetings. I am the Seven Speedster's artificial intelligence. You can call me Alexa.

Ukod: Wow. You out did yourself.

PSI Seven: I thought of everything. This baby has four wheel drive, a battering ram on the front, rotating mini-guns on each side, a device on the top of the front part that fires a continuous stream of electricity to any target, a GPS, artificial intelligence, an air-horn, built in wi-fi, a telephone, external speakers, a vending machine, 360 degree view, and best of all, Alexa, play We Like to Party, a built in MP3 player and surround sound speakers.

Modu (sarcastically): Did you forget anything?

PSI Seven: Cup holders.

Modu: Ok, now that you've retyped this post, let's take this thing into battle!

PSI Seven: Alexa, bring up directions to the Kingdom of Mystery.

Alexa: Ok, turn left...

Latter at The Kingdom of Mystery...

Marx: Where did everyone go? Did we win?!

Ganondorf: Don't get excited. What's that?

The Seven Speedster rolls into battle with PSI Seven honking the air horn.

PSI Seven: Alexa, play Megalovania! (Through the external speakers) Attention Legion of Evil! Surrender now, or you're going to have a bad time!

Mystic: Please, no obscure references.

Suddenly, through an inter-dimensional portal, comes an army of Golems levitating and shooting beams of light from their hands towards the Legion of Evil.

Darkness: More challengers, no problem.

The Darkness roars and summons several Darkmite Hounds, Darkmite Soldiers, Darkmite Hippos, and Giga Darkmites while Dr. Zomboss calls in his Zombot Dark Dragon and lots of zombies.