Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-26394058-20160404213536

Somewhere in the slag realm...

Luigis ghost, Samus, and mega man step out of the portal.

Mega man: it seems there are piles of molten metal surrounding us. Iron, gold, platinum, cobalt, and-

Luigis ghost: is-a that-a one moving?

Samus: uh, mega man, watch out.

Mega man: tin, copper, rearden metal, steel, moving slag, pyri- WHAT IS THAT

Mega man is covered in platinum slag

Mega man: uh, bieng a pile of slag isn't very fun

Luigis ghost: who are you?

not mega man: I'm JackPlatinum

Samus: hey, what can you do?

JackPlatinum: well, I can clone myself, turn into molten magma, and I also have superstrength and I'm incredibly dense! I also know karate, and I'm nearly indestructible.

Samus: what happened to mega man?

JackPlatinum: I ate him.

Luigis ghost: nevermind that, let's a go!

Samus: hey, do you wanna help us fight these evil dudes?

JackPlatinum: sure why not


 * portal appears*