Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-26233737-20160403183707

PSI Seven: How did my life get to the point where these kind of things are normal?

Alexa: Starting backstory...

PSI Seven: No, no, no. That was rhetorical. So this Realm of Endless War, can you guys send me there?

Golem: Sure. We can equip your vehicle with a portal generator. It will help you to rescue your friends quickly. In the mean time, you can take one of the floaty rock platforms and look around.

PSI Seven: Cool.

Kingdom of Darkness:

Mewtwo: Interesting creatures. Are you some kind of Pokémon?

Adventure Endo 02: Pokiwhat?

Mewtwo: Never mind. Long story short, a large army of villains is forming to launch an attack on every dimension in existence and rule over the multiverse. They are searching for a powerful artifact known as the Darkstone, but we, the good guys are trying to find it first.

Adventure Phantom BB: And why should we trust you?

PEASHOOTERFAN: Don't worry. Mewtwo here is one of the good guys. I'm PEASHOOTERFAN

Adventure Chica: Can we help?

Mewtwo: What are your abilities?

Adventure Chica: I can summon cupcakes!

Adventure Phantom BB: I attack with balloons.

Adventure Funtime Foxy: I can sing.

Mewtwo:...