User blog:SketchFalcon/Make the Stupidest Movesets EVER

So, most of us know that there is a tiny minority of people who want characters for Smash Bros. that came from completely non-Nintendo games or didn't come from games at all. Some examples would be Naruto, Goku, heck even Mickey Mouse and Snoopy.



However, what if these characters actually WERE in Smash? Would their movesets be as stupid as them? I'm tasking you to create movesets for any character who you know would be TERRIBLE in Smash. So basically almost every pop culture character fits this bill. The movesets can be as stupid as you want, since these characters are also, well...stupid...

Here's mine. What are yours?

Garfield

 * Neutral Special: Gobble - Gobbles you right up, then throws you up
 * Side Special: Food Dish - Throws his food dish at you
 * Up Special: Piggyback - Jon appears and Garfield jumps off his back
 * Down Special: Power Nap - Fall asleep for five seconds, and awake to be more powerful than before!
 * Final Smash: Caped Avenger - Puts on a cape and beats all evil-at least, that's what he says.

Spongebob

 * Neutral Special: Krabby Patty - Flips Krabby patties which do damage, like Game & Watch's Chef
 * Side Special: Foghorn - Uses his Foghorn Alarm to blast everyone in front of him
 * Up Special: Fishhook - Grabs a fishhook which pulls him upwards - and if it goes too long, off the screen!
 * Down Special: Ka-Ra-Te Chop - Does a karate combo!
 * Final Smash: Sweet Victory - Him and everyone around him are lifted by a platform which goes to a football field, and Spongebob will sing "Sweet Victory" really loud and the opponents will be blasted off the stage.