Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-13431011-20150727155459/@comment-31406004-20150804024209

'WARNING! THERE IS A BREACH IN THE MAZE PRISON! THE FOLLOWING PRISONERS HAVE ESCAPED: SOLID SNAKE, STARFY, BUSTON, KING DEDEDE, AND THE DUCK HUNT DUO! IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE FUGITIVES, BRING THEM DEAD OR ALIVE TO THE PRISON CELLS!'

Grimleal Guard: Uh- They where right there, I swear! Some seal drilled a hole into the wall, n-no!

???: Final Flash!

Grimleal Gaurd: GUAAAGGH!!!

???: Next worker to defy me will die an even more painful death. That goes for you too Jessca and Eggman Nega, got it!

Orbot: Eggman Nega, why must there be an new villian introduced every ten seconds in this story?

Jessca: (Eggman tell your machine to shu-)

???: What is that I hear?

Eggman Nega: Nothing k-king Vegeta, we were just talking about uh..

Jessca: Some party we were planning. We were discussing the theme.

Vegeta: So, what's the theme?

Eggman Nega: The Disco era, alot of big flashy wigs and shiny clothing.

Jessca: Yeah, lots, of flashy lights and.. disco stuff.

Eggman Nega: Alot of disco pudding!

Jessca: (Disco Pudding!?)

Eggman Nega: (It's not like you know anything about disco!)

Vegeta:... Ok then. Carry on with your work and find that fan.

Jessca & Eggman Nega: Yes sir.

Vegeta's 2 henchmen leave.

{Break}

CoachSDot: Great job guys!

Jessca: All this fake sweat is actually making me sweat.

Eggman Nega: And this bald cap might actually make me bald! There we go, great hair.

Vegeta: CoachSDot, one request.

CoachSDot: Yes?

Vegeta: please futher explain our role in the story.

CoachSDot: Let's see... you, Jessca, Eggman Nega, and your forces will be comic relief characters. we needed some. You three will play as comic relief characters. Constantly escaping death miraculously for this story and the rest. Just read this contract.

''This contract binds you to the horror of being a comic releif character. The following will be tourtured by this inhuman punishment: Vegeta, Jessca and Eggman Nega. These people will play this role for the remainder of Finish The Story 2: Age of Mystic, Finish The Story 3: Revenge of The Evil Clones, Finish the Story 4: Smash Realm adventures, and Finish the Story 5: Return of the Darkness Being paid one dollar a day for their suffering. Have fun!''

CoachSDot: Oh, did I mention I love how you have a 300+ IQ Eggman Nega?

Eggman Nega: Well, its just in me genes.

Vegeta: Wait! Read that contract...

''This contract binds you to the horrors of being a comic relief character... Finish the Story 3... 4... 5... one dollar a day...''

Jessca: Guys, we've been tricked!

Vegeta: **** my life

Olimar: This is break, but still no swea-

Eggman Nega: **** ***** *** * **** ***** ****

{End of Break}