Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160501232242/@comment-31406004-20160527231659

Coach's past

Makraite: Ok... where was I? Oh yeah I was going to escape Zamboos with this cool orange Orange-Looking spaceship.

Zomboss: (afar) I HEARD THAT YOU KNOW!

Makraite enters the orange orange ship to escape the pvz realm.

Makraite: (CoachSDot was a cool name thought, maybe I'll change my name to that)

Meanwhile in the battle of whatnot

Zomboss, currently dominating, crushes every plant in sight with his mighty army of overpowered characters. Very few remain hidden

Citron: Ok listen here, just incase we all die I have launched an orange nuke up in the sky. In time it will incinerate every zombie that exists.

Armored Chomper: Why is everything oranges with him?

Shadow Flower: Why do you eat gross, disgusting undead morsels?

Citron: Luckily incase it fails my ship is the only thing that can resist any of Zomboss's fi-

CLONK!

Citron: Hey the nuke hit my ship! Who's riding it!?

Weed: The commander?

Makraite: CCUUURRRRSSSEE YOOUU KAARRRMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *Launched into outer realms*

Agent Pea: Welp, we're screwed.