Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160305170040/@comment-13431011-20160904105233

Somebody once told me the stars are gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool on the planet.

King was looking kind of dumb with his one glove and his thumb

In the tattoo of "NO FOOD" I would regret.

Well, the 'dees start coming and the Brontos' start flying,

Fed with a 'mato and I hit the ground inhaling.

Didn't make sense not to help someone,

Until you realize it was everyone.

So much of food, so much to eat,

So what's wrong with taking Glutt-on-y?

You'll never know if you don't taste,

You'll never shine if you do waste.

Hey, now, you're a Pop Star, time to help friends, get cake,

Hey, now, you're a Warp Star, time to fly, friends, have faith,

And all that glitters is more,

Only warping stars break the floor.

It's a dreamland place and they say it gets better,

You're safe in here now, wait 'til you get unpopular,

But the news reporters beg to differ,

Judging by the spaceship in the earth crash picture.

The finds we make are getting pretty dim,

The water's getting goggle-fish so you might as well hit 'em,

My world's got liars, how about yours?

I don't really like it, but I'll never get bored.

Hey, now, you're a Pop Star, time to help friends, get cake,

Hey, now, you're a Warp Star, time to fly, friends, have faith,

And all that glitters is more,

Only warping stars break the floor.

Hey, now, you're a Pop Star, time to help friends, get cake,

Hey, now, you're a Warp Star, time to fly, friends, have faith,

And all that glitters is more,

Only warping stars break the floor.

Somebody once asked could I save a world of knick-knacks,

I realized it was just made of yarn...

That was okay, went on anyway,

Could've used some challenges, tough,

Beat Dragons and Phoenixes to show that I play rough.

Well, the knight starts slicing and the penguin starts leaping,

Fed with a cake and I hit the ground inhaling.

Didn't make sense not to help everyone,

And you need to know it has to be done.

So many lands, won't ignore any,

So what's wrong with taking on en-e-mies?

You'll never know if you don't try,

You'll never shine if you fly by.

Hey, now, you're a Pop Star, time to save all, don't wait,

Hey, now, you're a Warp Star, time to fly, yeah! Have faith,

And all that glitters is stored,

In your confidence that breaks the floor.