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Meanwhile...

Golem: You sure its time?

Head Golem: Its our only hope now. We need the Master Gem more than ever. Go, gather them.

Later in another realm.

Benjamin: We've met before right?

Golem: No, that was one of my fellow golems.

Benjamin: Mm-hm. Okay. Sure. Right.

Golem: You were included in this story at the beginning for a reason, not just to fill in a plot hole.

Benjamin: Story? What story?

Golem: The story we're living right now.

Benjamin: Do you guys listen to yourselves talk?

Golem: Your friend Dan and many other heroes are in grave danger. If they fail, all universes will be doomed. They'll need the help of one of the most powerful artifacts in existence.

Benjamin: Aaaannddd...?

Golem: (pause of annoyance) My people enchanted it so it can only be fueled by things the forces of evil will always lack, love, friendship, compassion, so that it could only be used for good.

Benjamin: Sorry. Not following you.

Golem: You, Dan, and the Sally of this dimension...

Benjamin: This dimension?

Golem: There are other Sallys, ones completely unrelated to the one I am describing. The one you know isn't related to PEASHOOTERFAN and CoachSDot.

Benjamin: Did I mention I don't speak metaphor? It's been a long day.

Golem: Anyways... the bonds between you three, plus the bonds of the many heroes, we believe all this power will be enough to defeat this powerful army and save the multiverse.

Benjamin: And I believe all this heavy stuff because...?

Golem: (shows Benjamin the battle as it rages on)

Benjamin: ............ ok. We should get going.....

The Realm of Endless War:

Mystic: YOU?!?

???: '''Yes its me! And I have come to seek my vengeance AND KILL YOU!!!'''

Suddenly, ??? launches a strong attack on Mytic, knocking her down. Even more suddenly, The Darkness swoops down and steals all of Mystic's Infinity Gems!

Mystic: *groan*

Darkness: HahahahaHAhahaHAAaAHAHHAA!!! OH THE POWER!