User:Cafinator

Hello, I'm Cafinator.

This page contains shtuff about me that no one cares about.

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Bad Misspellings
Here, I'll share with you really mad bad misspellings, confusions, and nicknames of characters I've seen while in my super-secret society...
 * Meat Knight
 * Halo
 * Zelda
 * Jiggs (Seriously, I hate that nickname.)
 * Lolimar
 * Girly-Kirby
 * Armpit
 * Flaco
 * THE KING

Mains
In Super Smash Brothers, I used D.K., mainly because my friends enjoyed setting the Damage Ratio up completely. However, whenever I WASN'T playing a 20 stock match with friends, I enjoyed playing as my childhood nightmare.

Items
My only favorite item was one that needs no introduction--the Fan. It was such a powerful item, racking up damage, and killing at notably low percentages. It was almost unfair. And it was! Ahahahaha!

Stages
I only had one stage of choice. Congo Jungle! Shows my friends to use bad recoverers.

Mains
Robin Hood, it was always fun make my friends miss their attacks when I managed to master using his Hookshot to grab a ledge. down you go, my friends, into the oblivion!

...OK, maybe it was the other way around...I mean, it is possible that I'm just fibbing, and I was the one falling into the oblivion...

Items
I still only had one favorite item. It wasn't the hammer this time either. No, no. It was the Beam Sword! So fun just to throw at people, launching them backwards, then catch it in mid-air while my friends directed their attention towards me for my performance!

Stages
If I had one stage I'd enjoy, it'd be Corneria, and Big Blue

...Oh, wait...

Mains
Here in Smash Brothers Brawl, seeing as I AM a huge fan of Pikmin, I use Mario Olimar. With the inclusion of Wifi, I can annoy people around the world, and Hawaii, with whistle spam! Try as you may, you can't stop the annoying sound, the irritating Super Armor that comes with it! The biggest breakthrough in Taunt Matches since Game and Watch's bell!

Oh, I also use The King, but that's not fair towards the other players.

Items
Favourite item...hmm...

Well, if I had to chose one--TWO....it'd be the Gooey Bomb and Smokeball. It's almost like an impossible game of hot potato.

It's a wonder how I even have friends, isn't it?

Stages
Big Blue, Corneria, and of course... the stage that everyone uses, all the time.

Breakthrough
I recently discovered a 0%-to-death combo with Olimar that actually requires no initial setup other than your opponents simply being in grabbing range. From lightweights to heavyweights, it's IMPOSSIBLE to avoid this. I've tried! It's easy to execute even in lag!

You can find the video here

Red Pikmin
Red Pikmin are my personal favorite Pikmin. They withstand and have the ability to produce fire, unlike other Pikmin. Therefor, they are clearly better, because we all know that a weapon on fire is surely more powerful than a weapon that is not...on fire.

Yellow Pikmin
Yellow Pikmin conduct electricity. They can flap their ears to fly, like elephants. Olimar clearly dislikes them, so he throws them higher than other Pikmin.

Blue Pikmin
The most useless Pikmin. They're also pretty ugly looking. They have no advantages in combat. Also, what's worse, is that they survive in water, and therefor have a use. They are also more durable to other Pikmin, so they tend to, unfortunately, last longer.

Purple Pikmin
Fat.

White Pikmin
Creepy looking. They're faster than other Pikmin, can stare into the underground.

Pictures
Bulborb firing a gigantic laser at Olimar, 8/13/08

An old picture of Mizzo from a long time ago. 8/26/0

Pages I Helped Ruin Make
Taunt Match

Friend Roster

Olimar (SSBB) (Majority of Trivia section)

Taunt

Cardboard Box Glitch

Brawl's Home-run Contest and Target Smash!! world record holders (Olimar, Falco, Toon Link, Pikachu, Yoshi, Fox, Ganon, The Ice Climberss)...

Life
I recently saw crabs migrating to Southern California (or, as you may call it, "SoCal"). I decided to videotape my experience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QDJ00jWMRE