User blog:Your Senpai, Iron Warrior/Mario vs. Luigi

The battle of the motherfuckin' Mario brothers. We'll see who would win once and for all, with no power-ups allowed. Note: I don't care if Smash is canon or not. They're both in it and it's a Nintendo game, so I better not hear about that shit. Also, I know everybody's all for Luigi, so... Mario is one of the seven star children and has many different powers and abilities. He has enough strength to lift and dropkick a castle with very little effort and reduce another one of equal proportions to rubble in mere seconds. He can outpace Mach 1 and is capable of running up walls. He is durable enough to survive black holes and massive falls, and can take multiple hits from lava and survive extreme temperatures. He has extreme stamina that allows him to continue physical activity indefinitely, and can jump over thirty feet into the air. He has mastered pyrokinesis an can manipulate it into many shapes and forms, and has some control of electrokinesis as well. He is a very talented acrobat, a skilled athlete, can breathe underwater, and survive the vacuum of space. He is a highly skilled and experienced combatant. He has learned to manipulate stardust into a technique that increases his running speed and jump height and allows him to stun foes and reverse projectiles. He can inflate himself to float for a period of time. He has several different tools to help him out during battle, such as a powerful metal wrecking hammer and two equally potent wooden ones, a cape that reverses projectiles and foes and allows him to fly and glide, F.L.U.D.D. a powerful water gun AI that can be equipped with multiple different nozzles, and Cappy, a sentient hat that can possess anything. Luigi is also a star child and is just as powerful as Mario. He is slightly weaker than Mario and has not been seen running at Mach 1 like his brother has, but he is nonetheless very fast and powerful and was seen lifting the same castle that Mario did. He has the same amount of stamina as Mario. He weighs less than Mario, allowing him to briefly walk on water but slightly reducing his durability. He jumps much higher than Mario and is most likely more athletic and acrobatic, but has slippery traction and poorer acceleration that makes it harder to control his speed. He is slightly less experienced than Mario, but is just as skilled. He has significantly less control of pyrokinesis than Mario, but has drastically stronger electrokinesis than his twin and has mild control of cyrokinesis as well. He has not learned to manipulate stardust, however, but can turn himself invisible and intangible. He has learned to manipulate negative energy and create a bubble that makes opponents sleepy, dizzy, etc. He has two of the same hammers as his brother, but does not have a cape or Cappy. To compensate for him not being able to inflate himself, he has balloons to help him float around. He has an excessively powerful vacuum known as the Poltergust 5000 that can even suck up ghosts, which is the answer to Mario's F.L.U.D.D. Who will win? Give reasonable answers, and don't just say Luigi.