Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29715216-20151113025404/@comment-31406004-20151202002233

Surely these random superweapons could not have been left here by zombies, right Samus?

Samus: No, they were left her by aliens, the humans they experimented on turned into zombies and the aliens here were killed, they sent a space log report to their planet and the alien overlord plans to invade earth.

Ok, slow down please, we already have a threat on our hands why am I not fighting the zombie overlord with the others? I'll start now.