Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20160305170040/@comment-31406004-20160329202833

I can't believe how you zombie scum think that just because I am a tiny miniscule ankle-biter I can't hurt you. let me tell you something. There was once an All-Star eatin' some brainz, here you'd expect me to go like "Holy frick an All-Star!" But nope, I Decided to poke him in the neck, the NECK, and said "Sup' punk, yeah I'm talkin' to you stinkhead. Whatcha gonna do bout' it?" He grabbed me and tried to snap my neck the moment I said that and I won't lie he almost did, but I squeezed out and knocked him Down to the ground and gruesomely ripped his head off. I made sure he felt as much pain as possible when I did it too. Still don't believe me? I once snuck inside a mech while INSIDE the zombie base while it's (dumb) pilot was asleep. I had vanquished 242 zombies before I even entered the mech, then I broke into your brainz cafeteria, vandalized it, and still- Dingilius Maxi-Pea Had time to eat my packed lunch (Dave made tacos, my favorite) While beaten' your precious Super Brainz senseless. Still don't think I'm for real? Guess what remember Zomburbia day, yeah me and my girlfriend snuck in one of ya floats while Y'alls were distracted by the pretty lights. We made out, entered zomboss's lab, made out some more, then we hogtied your Precious adorable Dipstick of a boss, hung him, and knocked him around like a pinata before releasing him INTO CHOMPULA'S MOUTH! A gargantuar rose from the ground to free your boss but we beat them both to a pulp and escaped, then made out again. Think of that next time you corner a Peashooter to a wall with razor sharp blades trained to cut his roots up, dangling over a nice bed of Plant B Gone with multiple Mechs and Pirates ready to torture me which none of you have done yet and never will cuz I'm escaping. Don't think I can? Think of a the stories I told us. Yeah ya scared right? This'll Make a great story...