Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26233737-20160224222116/@comment-31406004-20160412211531

{Kingdom of darkness}

Captain Falcon: Seven? What are you do-

PSI Seven: *shhh* Pokemon Master. Come back to us.

PokemonMaster: Why should I? You lied to me, kidnapped me, hypnotize me into thinking you guys were my family. My family isn't you, it's them.

Xander & Elise: *Awkward waving*

COD Soldier: Who are those two?

Captain Falcon: I don't even know not much is clear in thse threads anymore.

PSI Seven: I know we did that to you, but we love you a-

PokemonMaster: If you loved me you'd see you were wrong and let me be! You don't love me at all you liar!

PSI Seven: Master *sniff* I'm sorry. I just want you back ok? Remember all the good times we had?

(Insert cliche memory slideshow here)

Jessca: *crying* Oh my God I didn't know you two were that close.

Falco: What is Coach doing with that bucket of lava?

Lucas: I'm guessing the thing he did back in the day that caused her to turn evil.

Ukod: Lava Rock challenge... *shiver*

PokemonMaster: I... I'm speechless. I didn't know you guys loved me so much. Maybe you aren't my family by blood, but by bond. How can I throw you guys away just because two people come to me and say they sre my family?

PSI Seven: I forgive you, let's warp out of here and end this.

{Interruption from real life}

IRL PokemonMaster: Are you serious coach? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING THIS!?

IRL PSI Seven: Why are you ending this story now? Why??

IRL JackPlatinum: I just joined and that's it?

IRL CoachSDot: Chill guys chill. Just watch and all will be clear.

IRL PSI Seven: Fine *Grabs popcorn*

{Back to the story!}

PokemonMaster: Yeah. Let's ditch this place where is CoachSDot?

PSI Seven: Just gimme a bro hug and all will revealed in time.

PokemonMaster hugs PSI Seven, but his hands go through him. It was a holigram all along!

PokemonMaster: What!?

Hologram Seven: ''*uncontrollable laughter* I got you so good! I- hahaha... I actually- hahahahaha. I actually made you cry tears of joy!''

Holigram Weed: Did it work?

Holigram Chuck: HESLITERALLYCRYINGLOLOLOLOLOLO-

Holigram Silver: ''Joke's on you we already located a piece of the darkstone and finding it right now. :P :b :P :b''

Holigram Coach: ''See? I told you this holographic copy of you courtesy of my new invention I created back in FTS3 would look completely realisti-''

CoachSDot sees Dark princess, who waves at him. Coach hids himself from the line of projection.

Lucario: Why is he so scared of you suddenly?

Dark Princess: '''Had something to do with chains, and toys... and other thi-'''

Jessca: I will R-I-P RIP you apart if you finish that sentence!

PokemonMaster's eyes turn inky black with rage.

Holigram Mystic: Uhhhhhhhh, I know that lo-

PokemonMaster instantly creates a DBZ style dark volcanic eruption over the holigram characters destroying the projector.

PokemonMaster: That felt good.

Rose: You know that wasn't actually the real versions of your enemies. You didn't hurt them at all.

Dark Princess: The DBZ-Style-Dark-Volcanic-Eruption-Attack always finds a way.

{Realm of endless War}

Our heroes casually drive through Kakai-tsity inside the Seven Speedster acting natural.

PSI Seven: I'm still dying. That was so hilarious!

Agent Pea: *Disappointed whistling*

CoachSDot: Agent Pea says that joke wasn't funny, you really hurt his feelings.

Flag Weed: Please. If my theories on hologram projectors are true he cant hurt us at all through i-

A DBZ-Style-Dark-Volcanic-Eruption-Attack blasts from the ground roasting all of our heroes to the point they are charred black as citizens flee in terror.

Mystic: ... well

Chuck: ... that

Silver: ... hurt

Flag Weed: My theory was false! The world doesn't work the way I think it does! Corn wss right about me not being smart enough to go on my own but I had to!!! *mental breakdown*