Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31406004-20150829193934/@comment-31406004-20151229171745

{Meanwhile in Gotham City}

Batman: Superman, you found the Joker?

Superman: Yes, he is torturing a hostage right now, and the entire building is made of kryponite, so I can't enter.

Batman: Cyborg, rescue the hostages, Robin-

Robin: B-B-B-BATMAN! OH GOD! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!! I SEE THE SUN!

Wonder Woman: Spit it out! We don't have much time!

Robin: Daytime, in Gotham! IT'S DAYTIME IN GOTHAM!

EVERYONE: WHAT!!??

Joker appears out of nowhere

Joker: Daytime!? In Gotham!?!? Cookie soldiers come out and praise the milk god!

Cookie soldier: Only if I can eat your clothing.

Batman: Oh god! Everyone calm down! YOU ARE ALL OUT OF CONTROL!!!

Cyborg: Mal- fu-fu-fu-fUNcTion

Cyborg displays something of unimaginable horror!

Flash: Why is e-e-e-eeeevvryythiiinng ggooooiiiinnnnnggg soooooo ssssssllllllloooooooowwwwlllllyyyyyyyy?

Spider-Man: How did I get here!?

The most retarded creature on earth: I will eat you all!

COD Soldier: Quick, their distracted, deploy the raining monkey killstreak.

It begins to rain monkeys.

Ranma Saotome: (Transforming into a peice of dirt)

Goku: (Turns into super sayian 42)

Conker the Squirrel: (Licking an apple)

Batgirl: What did I just walk into?

Batman: Quick! Suck his eyeballs out!

Superman: Not if I suck your mother's dying breath!

Batman: You wouldn't dare!

Cyborg: (Stuck in malfunction)